Ahhhh, one of my favorite scenes from the movie “Love Actually.” It’s kind of hard to believe that Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa and the rest of the winter holidays are coming up right around the corner. It’s a toss up between “Santa Baby”, “All I Want for Christmas” and “Happy Xmas, War Is Over”, but I think “All I Want for Christmas” just might edge out the competition for my favorite Christmas song. What’s yours?

1. WhorePresents.com won’t tell you the best gift ideas for your favorite call girl, but the site will tell you who to call if you need to get in touch with a specific celebrity’s lawyer (i.e. who represents).
2. Mofo.com. You might think this site would boast a great collection of the baddest motherfuckers around, but it’s actually the website of the law firm of Morrison & Foerster.
3. At PenisLand.net, you’ll discover big one and little ones — folks who pen words, that is, at Pen Island.
4. Pick up plants (not children) at MolestationNursery.com, the online home of the Mole Station Nursery. [Site now defunct.]
5. Cumming first? Only if you’re lucky … or a member of the First Cumming Methodist Church.

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This Top 5 has been flying around the internet for a while. Check out similar lists at Easy Webbers, Independent Sources and other locations.

I’ll admit it. I’ve faked it on more than one occasion. I used to fake it on a regular basis with one ex in particular. Hindsight is always 20/20. Thinking back now, my own pleasure — not my ex’s ego — should have been my primary concern . I was quite a bit younger back then than I am now. I didn’t know any better. I kind of just assumed that every woman faked orgasms at some point or another in the long run. There’s no way in hell I’d suffer through such an extended lack of pleasure now; I’m much more expressive about my needs. In any case, if you missed my post at Nerve the other day, you can still read what I wrote about orgasms by clicking here.

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Saw this on another blog, Overworked & Underf*cked. Is this a real ad? Not sure, but I couldn’t stop laughing.

I’ll have you people know that I was talking about Matt Damon loooong before People magazine laid its two eyeballs on him. ;) Remember my post, “Matt Damon: Droolworthy or Not?” But, whatever, enough about my blog and more about People … In case you missed it, in the November 26 issue, the magazine named Matt Damon the “Sexiest Man Alive” for 2007. When I originally heard the news, I was a bit confused. I mean, you know, don’t get me wrong. I’m quite happy to see that they’ve returned to their long tradition of picking men with dark hair. (And, I would have been even happier if they’d gone the GQ route and picked Kanye.) But, here’s the thing, does anyone really believe that Matt Damon is the sexiest man alive? When I asked you people about him a couple of Manly Mondays back, AmyD and Pegs both told us their significant other looks like Matt Damon. This, of course, made me wonder if Amy and Pegs dating the same fucking guy. No, really, all kidding aside, the two laides’ comments did spark the light bulb above my head. The writing on the bulb said: People like Matt Damon because he’s the average guy; he reminds women of the “good man” they’d like to date. I wasn’t the only one to have this brilliant revelation. A reader named budholly101 said that Damon’s appeal is that he “had the good sense to be an actor and a celebrity without being in our faces constantly with his stupid ego and mistakes!” MamaChristy went a step further by calling Damon “accessible” and “unlike many other big Hollywood stars.” She said, “I think that’s why people think [he's] hot. If he were the boyfriend of someone we knew, we’d think he was smokin’.” I think she’s on to something. Hmmm … We’ve all talked about whether or not we think Damon is hot, so we won’t go there again. Instead, we’ll go here: Please use the comment section to tell us who you think is the sexiest man alive.
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Related FBC posts:

• The Day I Met Matt Damon
• Matt Damon: Droolworthy or Not?
• Who’s Hotter: Blonde Men or Brunette Men?

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Hope you all had a good Thanksgiving! I’m at Nerve today. See: A Bunch of Single Turkeys for Thanksgiving

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For a moment, imagine that websites can have sex with each other. If YouTube was to stick its penis into a dating column, together they would have a little baby called Blabbermash. Created by Michael Alvear — the sex & relationship columnist / author who co-hosts HBO’s The Sex Inspectors — Blabbermash is a site that allows users to post videos in which they “blabber” about their dating problems and give others dating & sex advice. Sounds brilliant, no? I had so much fun getting naked for my first YouTube video that I’ve decided to do it again. Here come the sex (talk) tapes!

Speaking of the internet, expect a new post from me over at Nerve magazine’s site sometime later today. I’ve been a bit busier than usual because I’ve taking this really great writing class here in the city. I’m extremely appreciative of all of the feedback that I’ve received from my instructor and classmates. Seriously. So far, the constructive criticism has been amazing! I have yet to receive any of the precious jewels that Robert Hinderliter received when he took a writing class (e.g. a fellow student once told him: “You have managed to coldly and persistently rape the English language for 17 pages. Congratulations.”) Yeah, I’m holding out for THAT literary shit. Hopefully, my fellow classmates won’t let me down.

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