
- WhorePresents.com won’t tell you the best gift ideas for your favorite call girl, but the site will tell you who to call if you need to get in touch with a specific celebrity’s lawyer (i.e. who represents).
- Mofo.com. You might think this site would boast a great collection of the baddest motherfuckers around, but it’s actually the website of the law firm of Morrison & Foerster.
- At PenisLand.net, you’ll discover big one and little ones — folks who pen words, that is, at Pen Island.
- Pick up plants (not children) at MolestationNursery.com, the online home of the Mole Station Nursery. [Site now defunct.]
- Cumming first? Only if you’re lucky … or a member of the First Cumming Methodist Church.
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Those are great! I had a short list of these things a few years ago but I lost it. Consarnit. If I find it I’ll post them here.
lol..
# Baba Doodlius: Yeah, if you have more DEFINITELY post them. :)
# Carolina Pereira: :-)
LMAO! The church one tickled me the most. Hehe.
Yeah, I’m surprised they haven’t changed their name yet!!
Hi, I don’t usually comment, but I like your blog so I thought I would just add a quick comment. Keep up the good work!!
Could I ask you a rhetorical question about yourself, would that be ok? Nice post by the way!