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Who’s Hotter: French men or American Men?

December 3rd, 2007 Posted in Manly Mondays

It’s time for a very French “Manly Monday” dessert. As some of you know, I recently re-watched the Magnolia Pictures film Broken English. My short synopsis:

Angst-ridden, 30-something Nora (Parker Posey) wonders why her dating life is so fucked up. “What’s wrong with me?” she asks her married friends until an attractive Frenchman named Julien (Melvil Poupaud) changes her luck in love.

Oh la la! The boys from France. What proper red-blooded American woman doesn’t have dreams of being swept away by a sexy Frenchman?! I swear the water over there must be infused with extra ounces of sexy.

From left to right, top to bottom: soccer players Zindine Zidane and Thierry Henry; and actors Michael Vartan, Louis Garrel, Melvil Poupaud and Romain Duris. Feel free to use the comment section to tell us which Frenchman you’d like to eat for desert. (For the record, I choose Zinedine!)

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FBC @ Nerve Today:
Don’t Kill Him, Girl: The Funky Brown Chick’s Survival Guide to Dating White Men

Related FBC Posts:
Zinedine Zidane: Is He Hot or Not?
Crazy Love ( … flick from
Magnolia Pictures — the same folks did Broken English

Related Non-FBC links:
French Men Talk about Lingerie
American women, French men: A dangerous chemistry
French Institute Alliance Française (FIAF)

44 Responses to “Who’s Hotter: French men or American Men?”

  1. JP Says:

    I’ll also have the Zidane, with a side of Vartan.


  2. Emma Petersen Says:

    Frenchmen definitely. Not that I have anything against American men…There’s just something about a man with a French accent (Or Irish, Italian, British, hell almost any European accent) that does it for me.


  3. Jonathan Says:

    I would say neither. French man are soooo sleazy and American are just American (enough said). But who am I to tell, I am just Russian man which is even worse to some people.


  4. Jonathan Says:

    and btw I would think that Zidane can easily pass for hot. I gree with that but he is not even French. That’s why he is hot.


  5. Carolina Pereira Says:

    what about english men? love the accent :)


  6. Pegs Says:

    Hottest of those pictured? Vartan. But the soccer men aren’t too hard on the eyes, either.


  7. funkybrownchick Says:

    @ JP: cute. :)

    @ Emma Petersen: DITTO!!! I’m a sucker for men with accents.

    @ Jonathan: He is French. If you mean “he’s not white”, that’s different. But, yes, the man is French. Remember? Hell, he played on the national team for years!! :)

    @ Carolina Pereira: Ooooh, maybe I’ll do Brits in a future Manly Monday. (I did Aussies a while ago.) That was fun. :)

    @ Pegs: You think Vartan is the hottest? Hmmm … is this just because you love the film Never Been Kissed? ;)


  8. blackfemme Says:

    Frenchmen undoubtedly are hotter than American men. As for the pics, I agree with Pegs about Vartan.


  9. The Jaded NYer Says:

    I can’t say that I’ve ever encountered any white- European or American- men that I find appealing or attractive, except for my beloved John Cusack (but not for his looks although he is a cutie; it’s ’cause he’s so darn LOVEABLE).

    When considering the physical attractiveness of men, my eyes go right for the melanin; I need more flava and color in my men… ;)


  10. GrizzBabe Says:

    I’m with you. When I look at Zidane, biscuits and sopping come to mind.


  11. funkybrownchick Says:

    @ blackfemme: VARTAN?!?! Hotter than ZIDANE??? NEVER.

    @ The Jaded NYer: JOHN CUSACK?!?! Okay, so, now I *know* all of my readers have gone insane. First, Michael Vartan is hotter than Zidane and now JOHN FREAKIN’ CUSACK is the hottest white guy ever. Hell has frozen over. ;)

    @ GrizzBabe: Whew! Sanity has returned to the blog! ;)


  12. grampa Says:

    Again, I’m gonna have to go with Nixon.

    Course, if I had to fuck a guy, I mean one that’s still alive (I miss you, Tricky Dick), then it would have to be Shatner.

    William fuck’n Shatner.


  13. funkybrownchick Says:

    What is it with Shatner?!?!!? :) He’s in that line in fight club, too.

    Norton’s Character: If you could fight any celebrity, who would you fight?
    Tyler: alive or dead?
    Norton’s Character: Doesn’t matter. Who’d be tough?
    Tyler: Hemingway. You?
    Norton’s Character: Shatner, I’d fight William Shatner.


  14. grampa Says:

    I love that movie.

    “It’s only after you’ve lost everything that you’re free to do anything.”

    True, so very, very true.


  15. Paula Says:

    So glad to have remembered to look here! I can’t wait to read more, but I had to comment on this particular subject…

    I guess you know how I feel about French men, since I snagged one and write about him all the time. They are the sexiest, true renaissance men, who can kill and skin and animal, then cook it on a wood fire (i find this sexy and I’m a vegetarian), and yet dress all dapper and dashing.

    ta ta,
    paula


  16. funkybrownchick Says:

    @ grampa: Interesting quote; that movie is filled with tons of them.

    @ Paula: Thanks for stopping by the blog!! And, yes, I *know* you love French men. ;)


  17. Mags Says:

    Okay, now I LOVE me some John Cusack, -I think pretty much every teenage girl who watched Say Anything in the 80s does. But I even I can admit, that he is definitely NOT hot. :)


  18. Peggy b. Says:

    Ok, maybe I’m a bit confused. By hotter, do you mean looks only? As someone who has French family members and am quite familiar with the French culture, I have to say that dating a French man (if you’re an American woman) takes some getting used to. There are quite a number of cultural differences that one would have to overcome, if you can even understand them. French men are better at approaching women and letting them know they are very attracted to them. But after that, dating them tends to be just as annoying and often times, confusing as dating American men. It’s just a matter of preference in the end.


  19. funkybrownchick Says:

    @ Mags: Sanity returns to the blog. ;-)

    @ Peggy b.: Well said. By the way, love your recent Facebook photos!!


  20. ErrorBoy Says:

    Wrong question methinks.


  21. funkybrownchick Says:

    Should the question be: Why are French men hotter than American men? ;)


  22. Jenni {In Ireland} Says:

    Hot french guys – go to the rugby team!
    The dieux du stade calenders from the past few years – oh la la!
    My personal favourite has to be clement poitrenaud though; hot body, sexy accent, tall, dark, handsome with the most gorgeous intense eyes i have ever come across!
    No contest, French men get me over any other nationality!


  23. funkybrownchick Says:

    Les Bleus!!! :)


  24. bbsweet Says:

    French by far.


  25. funkybrownchick Says:

    I think you’re on to something! :-)


  26. Monica Says:

    Ladies,
    Been around a few countries, US & France included, lived there and had my “test drives”… French man are, with no doubt, the very best! Generalizing is not easy but I must confess that, in that matter, I have no doubt: Et vive la France ;-)


  27. funkybrownchick Says:

    Oui, Vive la France!!! ;-)


  28. MJ Says:

    fuck american men-they sold out!,french men are so much hotter,and more romantic,and more sensitive,my god i shouldve land myself a french man!


  29. funkybrownchick Says:

    Lemme guess, YOU’RE a Frenchman?? :)


  30. Cen US Says:

    American is always the best.


  31. funkybrownchick Says:

    Ah, and, lemme guess … YOU’RE an American man?? :)


  32. Sam Says:

    Vartan isnt even fully french hes only part and armenian.


  33. funkybrownchick Says:

    But he’s still cute. ;) A cute, little Armenian Frenchman.


  34. FrenchMenAllTheWayxxx Says:

    French Men !!!! Its just the accent !!!!!
    I don’t really like any of those french men above but we did have a rather cute french tutor who was at our school for a month
    xxx


  35. funkybrownchick Says:

    Cute Frenchmen? Ooh la la! ;)


  36. afromania Says:

    They can’t be compared. There are from two different universes. Though French dudes win hands down.


  37. Me Says:

    I prefer my french man :)

    But.. Out of those guys.. I say Henry.. His voice and accent has the abilities to make me go oh-la-la and thats without even watching him play football ;-)


  38. Comte de Clairanval Says:

    Allons, mesdemoiselles, on se calme.


  39. Merfa Says:

    French all the way. My own particular hottie of choice is footballer Robert Pires, trop sexy!


  40. Jusx Says:

    Romain Duris is the sexiest man alive!

    The french language is beautiful, and frenchmen are always (well, usually!!) tall, dark, sophisticated and handsome.

    Any more sexy frenchy pics?


  41. Dani Says:

    Three way tie for me:

    Thierry Henri, Michael Vartan, and Romain Duris.


  42. melina Says:

    I got a french friend…and man he is so sexy!….more sensual and exciting!…..Frenchmen are romantic!….American men are not!…they just fuck without loving..


  43. Jean Says:

    Hey Jonatan,

    i don’t know where you from, I do feel really offended by what you said about Zidane not being French.
    He’s a hell of a French Man, and do represent today’s france with its mix of different culture.
    French isn’t about your color it’s about your heart.
    Despite all troubles in France,The french people are particulary proud by the way our team looks, it an example of integration and multi-culturality, and screw anybody right up his face, not to name any nationality, who has a problem with that.
    Unlike the UK where one of color is called british, but a white person is called English, there’s only one way to call a person from France, and it’s french.


  44. I AM FRENCH! Says:

    The thing is that, on just their looks the french have even their marbles shined and for the best part though, as we all know beauty is only skin deep and one’s personality is what makes him or her sexy which makes them even more sexy and even more sexy which is never dependent on the eye of the beholder.

    So american blog addicts, go figure. I that too is a pointless american movie driven expression. It may even come down to the fact that, we french love the real women as opposed to ones on american screens and american magazines but then again, who am I to have a need to care.

    By this time …


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