Straight from Funky Brown Chick’s Mouth
December 18th, 2007 Posted in Party and Bullshit
TALL DUDE: I measured myself the other day.
ME: What do you mean by “measured”? Do you mean like “measured your whole self” or “measured your penis”?
TALL DUDE: [looks at me incredulously]
ME: What?! I’m just saying, you know, most men measure their penises. So, I didn’t know what kind of “measuring” you were talking about.
TALL DUDE: [looks dumbfounded yet slightly amused]
ME: Okay, um, whatever. Nevermind. How tall did you say you were?
TALL DUDE: [takes gulp of beer from glass] ]I’ll just say this … I think the human body tends to be very proportionate.
ME: [smiles] Nice. That’s, um, very nice.
December 18th, 2007 at 5:55 am
Err..that’s the first thing I’d think of too, and it would have nothing to do with my level of intoxication.
Everyone with a dick has measured it at one point or the other.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:39 am
If you’re lucky, that is! ;o)
Great minds think alike because I NEVER would have thought about that “I measured myself” statement in reference to height. I mean, don’t men stop doing that when they’re 8? Ha!
December 18th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Well…damn. Then how come I’m not ten feet tall? I kid, I kid…! :-D
December 18th, 2007 at 4:54 pm
Andy beat me to the “ten feet tall” joke. Consarnit.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:03 pm
Size 13 and 6 foot 2, oh yeah baby… it’s all true… (not!)
Reminds me of this joke why women cannot park. They’ve all been told that this (hold hands four inches apart) is 8 inches.
PS Andy, are your legs short perhaps? It may distort your vision…
December 19th, 2007 at 8:46 am
@ Darwin: So true! I think they’ve all done it.
@ AmyD: EXACTLY! The minute he said it, I automatically assumed he meant his penis.
@ Andy: :-)
@ Baba Doodlius: Apparently perverted minds think alike.
@ ErrorBoy: You’re funny! :-)
December 19th, 2007 at 7:21 pm
haha.
wish i’d written that….!
December 20th, 2007 at 4:13 am
:)
December 20th, 2007 at 8:29 am
a guy measures his penis exactly 3 times.
1. he’s curious. usually this is done in high school
2. 10 minutes after he measured it the first time. got to make sure the reading is correct
3. about 10 years later you check again to see if its grown….or heaven forbid….shrunk. this is usually fueled by alcohol and boredom
tall dude was trying to blow his own horn semi discreetly, and probably has small feet. LOL
December 21st, 2007 at 7:56 pm
You’re funny. :-)
By the way … tall dude reads this blog; I wonder if he agrees with your comment about his feet. ;)