An Open Letter to the Man Who Told Me He Wanted to Piss in My Mouth

Dear Superfreak,

I asked you to repeat yourself because I couldn’t quite believe what I heard. “You wanna do what??” As if you’d pressed playback on the iPod of your own voice, you repeated, “I’m gonna piss in your mouth.”

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Darwin January 16, 2008 at 11:09 am

I just read this and your post on Nerve…

Wow (speechless).

Just wow.

That has got to be the weirdest oddest strangest creepiest most awful ‘pickup line’ (can it even be called that?!) I’ve ever ever heard. Poor Stolie, you must be so traumatised now!

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Ella January 16, 2008 at 12:09 pm

I think I would have peed myself from shock, but that would probably have turned him on!

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Baba Doodlius January 16, 2008 at 1:22 pm

Are you sure he didn’t say “I wanna kiss your mouth”?

(I’m certain he didn’t actually say that, but thinking it is the only way I can keep myself from hucking up my breakfast right now.)

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Cleopatra Jones January 16, 2008 at 1:35 pm

Oh my God, that is the most disturbing thing I’ve heard in a while. And I thought I’d heard it all…

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AppleJess January 16, 2008 at 2:10 pm

LOL, you said it criminally insane

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Wonderlove January 16, 2008 at 2:22 pm

Can you give him my number?

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MamaChristy January 16, 2008 at 7:18 pm

Happy New Year! You have freaks giving you batshit crazy blog fodder! Awesome!

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funkybrownchick January 16, 2008 at 11:29 pm

Darwin: The whole thing was just ODD. It’s like I stood there thinking, “Did I just get Punk’d? This can’t be real.”

Ella: It probably would have! :)

Baba Doodlius: Crazy, right! And, I think that’s why I asked him about it twice. I kept thinking that either it wasn’t real or I misheard him.

Cleopatra Jones: I can honestly say nothing like that has ever happened to me before.

AppleJess: :-) By the way, check your email sweets. I sent you a message.

Wonderlove: Sure thing! It was 212-PEE-SHIT. :)

MamaChristy: I know!!! Man, if I ever leave this city, what/who would I write about? ;)

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Bianca Reagan January 19, 2008 at 9:59 pm

Ew. That’s really not my thing.

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Eb January 21, 2008 at 11:45 am

OMG – I’m offended…you better than me because I would probably be in jail right now if someone approached me with that mess.

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funkybrownchick January 21, 2008 at 1:41 pm

# Bianca Reagan: Mine either.

# Eb: Seeee, here’s the thing … Before it happened, if you’d asked me, “What would you do if __ “, I would have listed off a bunch of stuff. But, when I was there in the moment, I was honestly just shocked. Completely shocked.

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The Jaded NYer January 22, 2008 at 12:03 pm

OH HEEEELLLLLLL NO!!!

Forget jail- I would’ve gotten Ray-Ray n’dem to handle that dude- Brooklyn Style!!

The nerve of some people! Seriously, what made him think it was OK to do that??

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funkybrownchick January 23, 2008 at 12:50 am

Only that guy & the sweet little baby Jesus know the answer to that one.

About Ray-Ray ‘n dem … I think my initial reaction was just shock. Next time? I’m calling Pookie *AND* Ray-Ray. :)

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