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How To Hide An Unwanted Erection
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I basically survived the spandex 90′s by being oblivious to it. Let me preface this,by saying, I’m usually horny and this leaves me erect quite a bit. There are only 2 situations that could occur.
1. a guy sees me hard
” dude……why you lookin at my dick?”
2. a chick sees me hard
” tequila shots and strip poker at 12 paces….”
dk’s got the right idea. Why hide it? It makes for a memorable conversation when something interesting pops up. =)
Personally, I want to know why there is a ‘researcher’ in the credits and how do I get that job.
@dkzone: Do men look at your penis on a regular basis? If I had a penis, I’d want men (and women) to look at it in awe all the time.
@ WYWITB aka “Paul”: Okay, so, this brings up an interesting question … SHOULD men even attempt to hid it or is it better to just leave everything out in the open. Y’all already know how I feel about public erections.
@ Howard: I know, right? If I see any postings for the position on Craigslist, I’ll let you know! A lot of folks here in Austin (SXSW) are hiring I’ll ask around to see if anyone wants to add this position to their team.
Well, a “generous” woody is nothing to be ashamed of.
If they ever changed the decency/indecency codes… I’m going for the Mississippi Black-Snake look
=)~
oh dear.
depends…..
1. guy catches a peek while we’re standing at a urinal is ok……but if he starts talking at the urinal….thats a BIG NO NO.
2. Then there’s the old prank. You point at your dick and call your friends name. When they turn to see what you want their eyes are drawn to your penis. It’s extremely ” beevis and Butthead” but its fun after 7 beers.
Also….something I wanted to ask the ladies.
Lets say, you’re talking to a guy and “woody appears”
Do you get offended or disgusted? or do you make sure ” woody” is up to standards and continue the conversation?
I would think ” woody” would clearly indicate an attraction, which is what you’re trying to gauge.
The flipside would be…do you really want to keep talking to the limpdick guy or do you want to talk to “woody”?
I don’t think that errection should be hidden. When my penis gets errected and female notices it, she feels attractive.
The best part of the video is all the alternative names for penis.
Hilarious.
I particularly liked “shame stick”.
@ dkzone: Did you ever see that old interactive website thing-a-ma-bob that let you test the “right” place to stand at a urinal? About your question … For me, it depends on the situation. At the end of a date, during goodbye kiss / full body hug? Erection would be totally appropriate. With a male friend, sitting at a dramatic play? Inappropriate.
@ Jonathan: I guess that’s one answer to dkzone’s question.
@ Desiree: Yeah, I thought the video was pretty funny! :)
Unless your name is Mandingo or you wear those skinny jeans, the problem typically isn’t hiding the erection itself, but rather how to ‘channel the erecting process’ so the end position is comfortable whilst preventing manual intervention (the quick slight of hand down the trou thing often is often incorrectly interpreted).
This is the main reason I prefer briefs over boxers, i.e. anything to avoid the very painful left-trouser-leg death-knell issue requiring that knee to the teeth reflex.
BTW, FBC, wrong leg! ;-)
I’ll use better leg techniques next time! :)
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