Gavin Rossdale: Droolworthy Godlike Creature or Emo Wanker?
Sexy man. Sexy man! Remember that post-grunge rock band Bush? Gavin Rossdale. Man, watching this YouTube clip of MTV Spring Break ‘96 totally rekindles my 90s love for him. “Gavin performs the song ‘Glycerine’ in the pouring rain, risking both electrocution and destruction of his perfect hair.” I could swear the gorgeousness is literally gonna burn my retinas off. BUT, to my great surprise, not everyone shares the love.
I showed this clip to my friend April. Her response? “Stop it. Control yourself. He looks like a girl!!!” Damn her for not recognizing manbeauty. Anyway. Here on FUNKYBROWNCHICK, we’ve questions the droolworthiness of Zinedine Zidane, Lenny Kravitz, Paul Walker and others. Now it’s Gavin Rossdale’s turn. Tell me, lovely people, is Gavin Rossdale worthy of your lusty drool or is he just another emo wanker? Yes, some of you might be saying, “Shouldn’t this be a Manly Monday post?” Probably, but I couldn’t wait. Hence, the newly created category: “Wanker Wednesdays.”
March 19th, 2008 at 7:41 am
Dude. Do you even have to ask? The man sizzles and oozes sex appeal. I don’t think he’s a pretty boy either. Gavin Rossdale is one of the first guys I had a crush on, I grew up listening to ‘Glycerine’ and ‘Mouth’ and ‘Greedy Fly’. Needless to say I adore him and he is totally worth the lusty drool :D
March 19th, 2008 at 11:24 am
Personally, I think the guy’s a shit-head. I’m not attracted, so on the basis of personality… just another emo wanker.
March 19th, 2008 at 11:36 am
I knew you were going to write about him :)
March 19th, 2008 at 11:56 am
I’m not qualified to judge, since I lack those female human whoremoans.. I mean *HORMONES*.
Sorry, I thought it was funny. :)
March 19th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
I think he’s pretty…in a creepy kind of ” crying game” kinda way
March 19th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
The hair. The hair.
March 19th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Oh and RYC: My bad. i guess I just assume almost everyone has nipple shots on their blog these days ; )
March 19th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
@ Darwin: Doesn’t he?!?! :) I think he’s so sexy! I wasn’t sure if he was big in the UK or if he’d only made it over here.
@ AkA “Paul”: And, let the count begin folks! 1 for Droolworthy Godlike Creature, 1 for Emo Wanker.
@ Mags: OF COURSE!!! :)
@ Baba Doodlius: I thought is was funny, too! :)
@ dkzone: 1 for Godlike Creature, 1 for Wanker and 1 for Creepy Freak. We have a tie!
@ Desiree: I love the hair!! :) And, you’re 100% right about the nip shot … *almost* everyone has one! FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com: A 99.9% Non-Nip Slip Blog.
March 20th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
is he creative enough to stand the test of time….. or….
is time testing him…. just something to ponder while
standing in line at Starbuck’s waiting forever…..
lamesabassman…… just want a cuppa joe to go…..
March 21st, 2008 at 7:23 am
Who knows? We’ll all find out soon because he has a new album dropping later this year.
March 22nd, 2008 at 11:05 am
Dude. I totally don’t like girly dudes (can we discuss Orlando Bloom for example – now, HE’S an f’ing girl. Ick.) but even I know that Gavin Rossdale is FIRE. His hotness is undeniable. This clip totally brought back the high school lust. Thank you.
March 22nd, 2008 at 11:12 am
Seee, that’s what I’m saying! :) I’m not a fan of Orlando Bloom either. There’s something disturbingly asexual and freaky about him. But, Gavin? H-O-T!!!
September 12th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
emo girls are about the hottest girls i know of… awesome post and i love your site