Sorry for putting up two posts in one day, but this one couldn’t wait. Okay, so, y’all know my short little red-haired, DC-dwelling friend Mags, right? I mention her on the blog every now and then. (Search for “Mags” in the FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com sidebar to your right.) Anyway, so, the other day, her roommate’s coworker gets into a car accident, right? She’s freaking out. Crying. Yada yada yada. She starts talking to the guy she hit. Then, she pauses because she recognizes the voice. Who is it? Ben Affleck. She fucking rear ended Ben Affleck’s SUV. The story ended up on Washingtonpost.com. So of course, I had to Digg it. :) Check out the article when you get a chance. Why doesn’t stuff like that ever happen to me??? I wanna rear end someone famous. Lenny Kravitz. Gavin Rossdale. Paul Walker. Sure I don’t have a car, but who cares. I’ll just give new meaning to the phrase “rear end” no? ;-)
Photo credit: Washington Post
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Lucky it was Affleck, he can actually be a pretty cool dude. A lot of other famosos wouldn’t stick around for the photo-op, just let their lawyers handle it instead.
I appreciate you sharing the story, but please respond to my emails about your source (not the Post, the friend of a friend’s) – thanks.
I like Ben. I guess if you have to hit someone, at least it’s someone who’s pretty cool.
I’m new to your blog and I have to say, it’s a lot different than most I’ve read. I’ll actually keep up with yours. :)
I’d like to start my own blog, but my brain goes off in so many different directions, I wouldn’t know where to begin or end ONE post. I don’t even know how you do it.
Keep up the good work, FBC.
Oreo
@ AkA “Paul”: Exactly!!
@ Kate House: Hey Kate! Like I mentioned in this post and in my email, I read your story on the Washington Post. That’s my source. It’s just a random coincidence that I knew someone who knew someone who knew about the accident.
@ Oreo: Yeah. Even though he seems cool, I would sooooo prefer to rear end that sexy younger brother of his. Man, did you seeeee “Gone Baby, Gone?” So hot. So HAWT! By the way, THANK YOU for reading my blog. Seriously, I really appreciate it.
well ….. if ya gotta bump somebody… then Ben is a very
good choice….. now I hope this doesnt start a trend….
just a long as this does not replace real sex…. now…..
if I hit Sunset Blvd. at the right time….. SCORE…..
lamesabassman…….. 2 much time on my hands…..
Celebrity car accidents are the new black. They’re ALWAYS in the news.
I just wanted to say that I love this site
Qué tal?. Interesante el contenido, te añadiré a mi lector RSS. Hasta luego!
Wow.. Affleck is handsome and cool,.Good thing he is not hot tempered. :)