Comments on: A Word on Sacrificing Rabbits and Shit in Graveyards http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/05/13/inside-jokes/ Twanna is a sex, dating and relationships writer in New York City. She's funky. She has brown skin. And, she's a chick. FUNKYBROWNCHICK® chronicles her life. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 22:56:26 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: funkybrownchick http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/05/13/inside-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-47513 funkybrownchick Wed, 18 Jun 2008 10:36:40 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1248#comment-47513 I knew he was Jewish, but I didn't know he hated Jews. I knew he was Jewish, but I didn’t know he hated Jews.

]]> By: Johno http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/05/13/inside-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-47438 Johno Tue, 17 Jun 2008 09:31:47 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1248#comment-47438 Einstein a jew hating jew, never Einstein a jew hating jew, never

]]> By: funkybrownchick http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/05/13/inside-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-44579 funkybrownchick Thu, 15 May 2008 13:15:03 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1248#comment-44579 @lamesabassman: Thanks! :) @ErrorBoy: Wow! I would've never guessed that. And, no, I didn't know Einstein was such a hater on the Jewish faith. Not sure why this surprises me. Hmmm ... @lamesabassman: Thanks! :)

@ErrorBoy: Wow! I would’ve never guessed that. And, no, I didn’t know Einstein was such a hater on the Jewish faith. Not sure why this surprises me. Hmmm …

]]> By: ErrorBoy http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/05/13/inside-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-44430 ErrorBoy Wed, 14 May 2008 16:25:52 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1248#comment-44430 IMNSHO worshiping any figment of your imagination is just plain weird... I like this quote: "The word god is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weakness, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish." Guess whose quote it is? Guess again. Then open http://www.boingboing.net/2008/05/13/ and scroll down... IMNSHO worshiping any figment of your imagination is just plain weird…

I like this quote: “The word god is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weakness, the Bible a collection of honourable, but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish.”

Guess whose quote it is? Guess again. Then open http://www.boingboing.net/2008/05/13/ and scroll down…

]]> By: lamesabassman...... http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/05/13/inside-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-44413 lamesabassman...... Wed, 14 May 2008 14:30:48 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1248#comment-44413 dear borereader..... sounds like you have tons of time on your hands. got just the gig for you ...... enlist and serve your country.... a lot of us have done much to preserve your way of life ... as you seem to know nothing of. for you to waste your time and ours by being soooo negative.... but if that is such a bother then the next gig that I know you would love.. cleaner of zoo animals living quarters 'cause .... the way you shovel it..... you're a natural... lamesabassman..... look both ways before you cross your teeth like that..... dear borereader….. sounds like you have tons of time on your hands. got just the
gig for you …… enlist and serve your country…. a lot of us have done much
to preserve your way of life … as you seem to know nothing of. for you to waste
your time and ours by being soooo negative…. but if that is such a bother then
the next gig that I know you would love.. cleaner of zoo animals living quarters
’cause …. the way you shovel it….. you’re a natural…

lamesabassman….. look both ways before you cross your teeth like that…..

]]> By: funkybrownchick http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/05/13/inside-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-44387 funkybrownchick Wed, 14 May 2008 10:31:37 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1248#comment-44387 @ The Jaded NYer: That's hilarious!!! And, yeah, it's funny that the guy was a lawyer because I SWEAR you can tell where a guy works based on how he talks. I've know a couple guys who've referred to people as "civilians." Military, definitely. @ Peggy b.: You know you're HORRIBLE, right?? Wait. You already said that. :) @ Baba Doodlius: Sorry. :| Back to lesbians tomorrow! Well, I can't promise lesbians, but I promise no devil worshipers. @ Pegs: Your family is too cute. :) I *still* remember when you, Mags and I cooked shrimp out in the woods at your parents place and you TOTALLY got us lost in the wilderness when we went driving around. ;) @ lamesabassman: :) @ boredreader: Correction: <a href="http://funkybrownchick.com/bio/" rel="nofollow">my bio</a> doesn't <b>suggest</b> I write for Nerve, it flat out says that I do. :) Wait. Let me check ... Yep, it says: "<i>Her online dating column at Nerve magazine — a National Magazine Awards finalist for General Excellence Online — launched two days after Valentine’s Day 2007.</i>" True. And, not that you asked, but the reason I haven't updated in almost exactly a month is because I just wrapped up shooting a 30-day video project at the request of the lovely folks at Current TV. By the way, you have <i>heretofore</i> been put on notice. :) The Golden Rule at the FBC? Be kind to the person who writes the blog and be kind to your fellow commenters. @ The Jaded NYer: That’s hilarious!!! And, yeah, it’s funny that the guy was a lawyer because I SWEAR you can tell where a guy works based on how he talks. I’ve know a couple guys who’ve referred to people as “civilians.” Military, definitely.

@ Peggy b.: You know you’re HORRIBLE, right?? Wait. You already said that. :)

@ Baba Doodlius: Sorry. :| Back to lesbians tomorrow! Well, I can’t promise lesbians, but I promise no devil worshipers.

@ Pegs: Your family is too cute. :) I *still* remember when you, Mags and I cooked shrimp out in the woods at your parents place and you TOTALLY got us lost in the wilderness when we went driving around. ;)

@ lamesabassman: :)

@ boredreader: Correction: my bio doesn’t suggest I write for Nerve, it flat out says that I do. :) Wait. Let me check … Yep, it says: “Her online dating column at Nerve magazine — a National Magazine Awards finalist for General Excellence Online — launched two days after Valentine’s Day 2007.” True. And, not that you asked, but the reason I haven’t updated in almost exactly a month is because I just wrapped up shooting a 30-day video project at the request of the lovely folks at Current TV. By the way, you have heretofore been put on notice. :) The Golden Rule at the FBC? Be kind to the person who writes the blog and be kind to your fellow commenters.

]]> By: boredreader http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/05/13/inside-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-44376 boredreader Wed, 14 May 2008 08:59:15 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1248#comment-44376 It's funny how your bio suggests you write for Nerve, when at best you rarely do (been a month?). Oh, and the way you present it it's as if you're popular on Nerve, which your low score there from readers clearly shows your not, let alone the general lack of comments there other than those registering boredom. boring. It’s funny how your bio suggests you write for Nerve, when at best you rarely do (been a month?). Oh, and the way you present it it’s as if you’re popular on Nerve, which your low score there from readers clearly shows your not, let alone the general lack of comments there other than those registering boredom.

boring.

]]> By: lamesabassman...... http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/05/13/inside-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-44347 lamesabassman...... Wed, 14 May 2008 02:44:12 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1248#comment-44347 gee,babe..... you walk down some deep streets.... screenplay..... don't sleep this.. now.... some of this I can take.... having been around the block a few times... you would be very amazed at how things are ...and not what they seem.... like the Owls..... but ... what really tightens my naps is what you have been thru and did'nt cop to it..... haven't told us Jack.... now ...that should be da' berries..... run that clock..... Now..... Can we go back to talking about funny lesbians..... and Baba.... you're so correct..... lamesabassman........ just FedEx'd some popcorn.... gee,babe….. you walk down some deep streets…. screenplay….. don’t sleep this..
now…. some of this I can take…. having been around the block a few times…
you would be very amazed at how things are …and not what they seem…. like
the Owls….. but … what really tightens my naps is what you have been thru and
did’nt cop to it….. haven’t told us Jack…. now …that should be da’ berries…..
run that clock….. Now….. Can we go back to talking about funny lesbians…..
and Baba…. you’re so correct…..

lamesabassman…….. just FedEx’d some popcorn….

]]> By: Pegs http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/05/13/inside-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-44332 Pegs Wed, 14 May 2008 00:08:39 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1248#comment-44332 Pickle Hats... When someone asks a question & you say, "I don't know," but you really have an idea. The idea just seems way too wacky to be the real answer. Dad, while driving: See that plant there? That's the Schwarz Brothers Pickle company. They're my customer. You'll never guess what they wear in there. Rest of the family: Uh...uniforms? Dad: Hardhats that look like pickles! Mom: I was going to guess pickle hats. Dad: You were not! Forevermore...Pickle hats. Pickle Hats…
When someone asks a question & you say, “I don’t know,” but you really have an idea. The idea just seems way too wacky to be the real answer.
Dad, while driving: See that plant there? That’s the Schwarz Brothers Pickle company. They’re my customer. You’ll never guess what they wear in there.
Rest of the family: Uh…uniforms?
Dad: Hardhats that look like pickles!
Mom: I was going to guess pickle hats.
Dad: You were not!
Forevermore…Pickle hats.

]]> By: Baba Doodlius http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/05/13/inside-jokes/comment-page-1/#comment-44323 Baba Doodlius Tue, 13 May 2008 22:29:00 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1248#comment-44323 Devil worship and killing rabbits? Yikes. Can we go back to talking about funny lebsians? Devil worship and killing rabbits? Yikes. Can we go back to talking about funny lebsians?

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