Comments on: Boys & Girls Say The Damnedest Things

By: lamesabassman......

lamesabassman...... — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:07:13 +0000

gee….. from the cheerleader shot,we can come to some agreement…. that even
then…. you knew and you were on point……. can only imagine what mayhem
you unleashed at such a tender age…… smile…..

lamesabassman…….. forward ever,backwards never….

By: funkybrownchick

funkybrownchick — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 10:06:57 +0000

@ Kimmie: THANKS for the compliments!! :) And, yeah, I’ve been thinking about the whole “private” stuff, too, lately. Right now, most of my stuff is open. Not sure if I’ll keep it that way.

@ Lee Coles: Awwww, thanks!! :)

@ DreaD: THANKS for reading the blog!!! It’s funny how naive and innocent we are about sex when we’re younger, isn’t it? I remember this one kid said something about “queef” and I was like, “What’s a queef?” He started laughing because I didn’t know. Once I found out, I was like, “Um, okay, that’s really stupid.” (Actually, I was in junior high so I think I said something stupidly ignorant like “That’s retarded” while making a face.) I’ve changed.

By: DreaD

DreaD — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 01:25:06 +0000

Hi… I’m new here… (and loving it already). The crab story made think: I was in about the 5th grade when a boy asked me if i would give him a blow job. I said “um… yeah.” Him and his friend laughed, i missed the joke. I remember that day vividly. Saw him later as an adult and told him about it… he didn’t even remember.(but found it amusing)

By: Lee Coles

Lee Coles — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:21:39 +0000

You were a cute kid (still are). Dude was trying to disarm you FBC.

By: Kimmie

Kimmie — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:44:21 +0000

I checked out the commercial. What a blast from the past! I remember all those guys nows Michael Stuckey, Jimmy Sikes and this Maxwell looking guy who I had a total crush on. Come to think of it–I think I enjoyed being teased by them. So, you went to my myspace page–hmmm…I hate that I had to set it to private, but all of my colleagues at work told me that is what I should do–I think I will make it public for a couple weeks to see if I can meet some more new friends on myspace. I have met some really great friends on there. I really enjoy your blog too. You have the best “energy” and some great advice!

By: funkybrownchick

funkybrownchick — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 06:03:32 +0000

@ Kimmie: “Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.” Now, that’s something I haven’t heard in a while. Takes me back!! :) Anyone else want to take a trip down 1980s commercial lane: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcakp1Ys2PA&feature=related. By the way, I soooo clicked through to your MySpace profile wondering, “Who is this woman with the large boobies?”

@ lamesabassman: Oh Canada.

By: lamesabassman......

lamesabassman...... — Sat, 31 May 2008 06:28:46 +0000

to kimmie…… their loss….. our gain…… never look back…. forward ever…
and am damn sure that you are one of the best lawyers on the planet, ’cause
you demand attention …. and get it…. 2….

lamesabassman…..” now, about these speeding tickets…. I wasn’t going that…..”

By: lamesabassman......

lamesabassman...... — Sat, 31 May 2008 05:57:58 +0000

yes, FBC , Canada is being veddy,veddy good to me…. the food is wonderful and
gas is not that costly ….. everyone is mellow…. but am missing the action….
somethin’s going on somewhere up here… and the first break I can get , am gonna do something fierce …. gots to have some boogie somewhere up here….
will find… will tell….

lamesabassman……” there’s no place like home… there’s no place like home… “

By: Kimmie

Kimmie — Sat, 31 May 2008 05:01:20 +0000

There used to be these little toy people that were egg-shaped called Wobbles. The boys would sing “weebles wobble but they don’t fall down” referring to my large breast for a 12 year old. Hmmmm… I was a B cup back then–a C in Jr. High- a D in High School- a DD in law school and now…hmmm…a wopping size T cup…they still wobble and I think they finally fell down :-)

By: funkybrownchick

funkybrownchick — Fri, 30 May 2008 16:54:05 +0000

@ Phoena: [removed hands from keyboard before saying] EWWW, YOU HAVE CRABS?!?!?! THAT’S WORST THAN COOTIES!!! ;) And, yeah, I know what you mean; I don’t think the Desi woman is angry (and I’m certainly not), it’s just weird that we remember these things.

@ lamesabassman: I was on debate team in HS too!

@ Afroamericawriter: You said, “those comments taught me to be witty and have a wise retort.” VERY good point!!

@ passionblack904: Man, what’s with the four eyes stuff? Did EVER kid who wore glasses get called that?

@ Mags: Can I start calling you Ms. Baloney?

@ Carolina Pereira: Import me to Portland, and I’ll be a cheerleader for Cristiano Ronaldo! ;)

@ Baba Doodlius: Awww, thanks!! :)

@ lamesabassman: Cheerleader suit is in storage. I sometime whip it out for Halloween as an inexpensive (free!) costume.

@ Pegs: Swampwater?? That’s a bizarre one.

@ Darwin: I’m *still* (almost) flat-chested! :) My A-cup runneth over!