And Then There Were Three

I had my first threesome with two friends last night. Needless to say, that is so tooooootally not how I expected yesterday evening / this morning to turn out. I went to a party. Innocent enough, right? I left that party and went to a different party. Friends were there. We left, and I met up with other pals on the way out. Time passed. Kisses exchanged. Flesh groped flesh. A handsome, younger boy in our group got really aroused. He glanced in our direction again, and I saw unmistakable desire painted on his face like makeup. I could tell he was watching us and it was torturing him; he wanted to participate. We all knew each other, and we were adults. So, never to be accused of subtly, I asked the boy: “What are you doing tonight?” He was shy, so he blushed and said he didn’t know. I asked more directly: “Would you like to come home with us?” His voice quivered as he quickly whispered “y-y-yes.” The two girls cared about their messy apartments, but the boy didn’t mind his. In the yellow cab ride to his place, we got an early start while the driver took sneak peeks in the rear view mirror. Later, in the privacy of the boy’s apartment with six bare legs and arms rolling on the mattress, we pleased each other throughout the night and again early this morning. Ever the gentleman, the boy took us at the same time, then one by one. Seriously? It was hot. Really fucking hot.

To last night’s playmates (you know who you are) … Thank You.

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Photo credit: Image of three apples is by Jean Scheijen

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Baba Doodlius June 6, 2008 at 9:40 am

Wooooofburgers. Nice way to start the morning, reading this sort of thing. Well thanks for that, FBC – I’ll never get any work done now, thinking about this all day. Glad you enjoyed yourself (and them)!

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not saying b/c my would lose her sh*t June 6, 2008 at 9:47 am

threesomes are the best. i had my first at 19 with two boys who were best friends. ba. nan. nas. never did the two girls-one guy thing, though i’m not opposed to it under the right circumstances.

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Marcello NYC June 6, 2008 at 10:16 am

Woooo Hooo for You!!!!

Congrats!

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Howard June 6, 2008 at 10:24 am

Well, color me impressed. You go on and work your stuff, girl.

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Brenz June 6, 2008 at 12:17 pm

Plainly I started reading this blog at exactly the right time.

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Brenz June 6, 2008 at 12:24 pm

Plainly I started reading this blog at exactly the right time.

Congratulations on your hottery.

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Pam June 6, 2008 at 12:57 pm

Dang! I can’t say I woulda told all my bizness like that but hey, it sounds like you had a good time. Rock on my sista!

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DreaD June 6, 2008 at 2:35 pm

Well do the damn thang then!!! Were there any akward moments? like “what should i be doing, while you’re doing that?” or positioning problems? lol I’ve done the 3way thing once. With a guy and a girl… it was akward, the girl had a lot of “rules/boundaries” that i didn’t know about beforehand. DID either of have ANY GROUND RULES?

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Addy June 6, 2008 at 3:01 pm

So clearly in your real life Sex and the City you are Samantha. I on the other hand would be Carrie, more of the monogomous(sp?) type. Do your thing though girl, if you like it I love it!

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Roddykat June 6, 2008 at 4:00 pm

You go, girl! That explains the tweets (or lack thereof). :) You gotta love the stories that gives you the imagery, the rest you fill it in. And boy, do I have an imagination.

Never had a threesome. Don’t think I could split my concentration, plus I’d be nervous as HELL. So I’m living vicariously, so….

Despite what I said earlier, Deets would be nice, but I understand other wise.

Happy happy, Love!

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axe June 6, 2008 at 5:48 pm

Good for you!

I lost my virginity in a threesome, it was my first and last one. I’ve always wanted to do it again now that I actually know what I’m doing. Glad to see it can still happen.

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Lolita Wolf June 6, 2008 at 6:24 pm

Hooray! Good that you and your friend could be so spontaneous.

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GrizzBabe June 6, 2008 at 6:34 pm

Could we get a few more details. I mean, we don’t have to know who these people are or anything, but a play-by-play would be nice. ;)

And if my life were a Sex and the City episode, which clearly it isn’t, I’d be Charlotte, according to a quiz I once took.

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Caleb June 6, 2008 at 9:00 pm

Congrats!! Sounds like y’all listened to your kindergarten teacher….SHARE!!

I could have had my first threesome years ago, but one of the girls was my boy’s ex-girl and their break up was only a week fresh. So, I just a good ‘ol regular one-on-one time. However, that night was my first experience with a black girl. Good Times!!

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lamesabassman...... June 6, 2008 at 9:23 pm

you have arrived …. that explains just why the sun here in Windsor is soooo
bright and why the earth moved…..
next stop: the Mile High Club…..
you go…. girl…. now I wont be able to finish my scene 2 night….

lamesabassman….. you’ve come a long way…babe… rock on wid ya bad self…

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mrsbigg June 6, 2008 at 9:46 pm

OOhh..thats sounds so good..but u gotta try it with two guys..its the greatest…I’m envious..u go girl..

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Desiree June 6, 2008 at 11:10 pm

Jealous!

Seriously, that’s awesome! Good for you!

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Ellie June 6, 2008 at 11:14 pm

I am glad you had fun in your first threesome! Mine is an excellent memory as well, the ensuing ones are even better, though.

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Bianca Reagan June 7, 2008 at 12:46 am

Ever the gentleman, the boy took us at the same time, then one by one.

Gentlemen are the best!

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Erick June 7, 2008 at 7:15 am

First blog to read in the morning…. WOW!

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Lee Coles June 7, 2008 at 3:01 pm

I like THEM apples!

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lamesabassman...... June 8, 2008 at 1:37 am

is that what they call them now…..

lamesabassman…… on the outside looking in….

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NML June 8, 2008 at 9:30 am

Ooh I felt my cheeks go red! FBC, you are one heck of saucy thing! Do your thang! Oh…you already have ;-)

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funkybrownchick June 8, 2008 at 10:11 am

@ Baba Doodlius: Glad you liked the post.

@ I Know You: I always thought, “If I ever have a threesome, it would be with two guys.” Guy on guy action turns me on. Alas, I still haven’t done that yet. There’s time. I’m young. :)

@ Marcello NYC: THANKS!!

@ Howard: I’m working it!

@ Brenz: Apparently you did.

@ Pam: I’m trying! :) Thanks.

@ DreaD: Well, I think there’s slight awkwardness with one of the participants. I’ve heard from them since then. No details about that here, tho. That’s private. It’s one thing to share MY business. But, I’m not okay with sharing others’ business. And, by the way, since you asked, the answer is “no.” No, none of us had any boundaries; the whole thing was really uninhibited.

@ Addy: And, I did love it!

@ Roddykat: Details? Maybe. Will post about it again in the very near future.

@ axe: You’re in New York, right? Are you a sub male? Do you have another sub male friend? ;)

@ Lolita Wolf: Thanks!! Sweetie, I feel like I haven’t seen you in ages!!! Maybe at the next PS or ITF?

@ GrizzBabe: Okay, okay, okay. :) If it’s details you want, it’s details you’ll get. Sometime later this week. Coming soon. (No pun intended.)

@ Caleb: And, share we did! :)

@ lamesabassman: :)

@ mrsbigg: This might be a bit of “oversharing” but I’d soooooo like to try the whole “two guys thing.” I’m a fan of male homoerotic art; if one guy is so great, wouldn’t two guys be even more delicious? I was offered a threesome by two of my friend Sacred’s friends. French boys they were, and it was first summer in NYC. Haven’t blogged that story. Will soon.

@ Desiree: Thanks!!

@ Ellie: Hmmm … Not sure when / how many times / if I’ll do it again. Depends on the situation.

@ Bianca Reagan: And, apparently so are younger men! :) “Stamina” is such a beautiful word.

@ Erick: :)

@ Lee Coles: Clever!! I actually laughed out loud when I read your comment.

@ NML: If THIS made your cheeks go red, you should see the OTHER thing I wrote about it. :) Might share it with the group; we’ll see.

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wynsters the tigress June 8, 2008 at 9:06 pm

hmm…i’m jealous…

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funkybrownchick June 8, 2008 at 10:41 pm

Try it. You might like it. :)

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The Fury June 9, 2008 at 12:31 am

To the playmates…lucky you! Congrats FBC, I’m sure the young gentlemen feels just as privileged as he is.

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funkybrownchick June 9, 2008 at 12:46 am

Awww, thanks sweetie!

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kali June 9, 2008 at 7:24 am

Oh how I miss my youth!

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lamesabassman...... June 9, 2008 at 8:44 am

are you open for seconds……

lamesabassman……” double your pleasure…. double your fun…..”

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lamesabassman...... June 9, 2008 at 9:11 pm

thank God, that there are gentlemen still walking the planet… looking for a good old slap ‘n’ tickle time… eh,what……

lamesabassman…..” got to know when to hold them …. know when to…..”

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funkybrownchick June 9, 2008 at 10:31 pm

Hey Kali, there’s no such thing as too old to do anything. ;)

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kali June 10, 2008 at 5:45 pm

Hee. I agree. I was being a bit silly. Hadn’t had such adventures in a while so I was feeling like an old 33!

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lamesabassman...... June 10, 2008 at 11:20 pm

wow ….. am I really that…..awww….. hell No….. it might take time to compose…
but , one never knows one … do one….
33…. that I do remember…. whoa…. time out .. pause that ….. dang…. lost it…

but at times….. tooo shy to ponder
but,not long of tooth
to flashback to the sec.
of the point of no return
that is when Life provided ,the fuel
And I represented … the burn……
all I know of…. is… a very cool gentleman once.. and once only.. told me this..
musicians will only be able to sleep when they are dead….
and…… when you’re dead…. then and only then, is when you’re old….
so, live .. to an extent of .. like tomorrow’s your last day of life…
but.. do not hurt a damned soul as you past thru….. or you will pay for your play….

lamesabassman…… am just following the tracks… looking for clues…..

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Mr Angry June 11, 2008 at 2:54 am

God-DAMN that was fucking hot. I’m well jealous now.

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kali June 11, 2008 at 7:07 am

@lamesabassman: Cheers. Unwrapping a mummified being is a slow and and arduous process.

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lamesabassman...... June 11, 2008 at 10:17 am

but can you lick the wrapper…….

lamesabassman…… all wrapped up and nowhere to go…

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funkybrownchick June 11, 2008 at 11:32 am

Yeah, 33 is def no old and, Mr Angry, glad you liked it! :)

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Dark Damian June 11, 2008 at 3:31 pm

Wow. Now THAT was required reading. This black man shall be reading more and more often, and probably with the lights dimmed and ESPN on mute. I love it when people explore the possibilities. Very nice indeed.

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lamesabassman...... June 11, 2008 at 10:25 pm

hello… how could anyone think that of you….. well …. don’t think deep…. it will
distance the flow…. we’re all everyday people…. it can get a little left of center,
but it’s only rock’n'roll …. and this is just a forum to expand one’s mind force to
the next level….. when was the last time that any one of us asked a simple question… and the world checks in….. to say an old BKLYN line…… you’re so
Tropicana,’cause you got da’ juice…. it’s the flow … and the know…. if some can’t
hang, well it be’s like that sometimes…. but , for the ones who can filter and chill,
it really cool to reach out and talk… yeah, we be textin’ to the core up in here..but
we are still talking… and it’s becoming a dying art…. yes….. to say what was said was hellacool… and who out there could or would cop to that….
and to do that… is self esteem to the 40th power…. and I’m from Bklyn
and that’s still a smooth roll, but we be stone to air, for a centerline that
correct is so very rare….. we be havin’ big time boogie fun here, ’cause
maybe at the next level, it’s a new day and they don’t roll that way… am hoping
that FBC would and will continue this rare tale of what comes your way,when
you chance the day……

lamesabassman…… at times, you need to fade the fates.. and roll your point.

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funkybrownchick June 12, 2008 at 6:33 am

@ Dark Damian: Glad you like the blog!

@ lamesabassman: Wow. Just counted. You commented 7 times on this post. Love the support, but that’s too much; I almost blocked you.

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lamesabassman...... June 12, 2008 at 9:44 am

am sorry…. am standing in the corner….. doing a time out….

lamesabassman….. Barbados bound……

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lee-lee July 11, 2008 at 2:04 am

WoW! That soundz like crazy fun! I want to have that experience too, but haven’t.I look forward to it. Seems like one of those things that just happen!

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funkybrownchick July 11, 2008 at 2:55 am

lee-lee: Yeah, it TOTALLY just happened. It wasn’t anything that any of us planned …

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lee-lee July 28, 2008 at 5:06 pm

Ok, so I’m still on this topic lol. I can’t help myself. I want to have one, but am kinda scared. Like, don’t get me wrong I <3 the katy perry song and chicks are hot. I think it’s fun to watch and it’s a huge turn on but idk if I’d want a girl and a guy at the same time… i’m just regular, n do read all your blogs, but this one has a hold of meee lol

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lee-lee July 28, 2008 at 5:08 pm

I’m a freak ok. I said it… just so sensual and erotic. Kinda like I wish I was there! AHHHHH :0

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Dale December 2, 2008 at 9:35 pm

I heard a comedian the other day. He was joking that he loves the fantasy of a threesome, but couldn’t deal with the idea of disappointing two women. “Did you come?” “Did you?” “Oh well, 1 out of 3 ain’t bad!” haha! ;)

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Twanna A. Hines | FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com December 3, 2008 at 8:33 am

Dale, that’s funny! :)

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dkzone July 21, 2010 at 10:47 am

Oh how I miss the days of raucus cavorting.
=)

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Twanna A. Hines July 22, 2010 at 11:54 am

:)

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