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Wow! A netroots campaign for president? Moi. On Channel 3 News? Gee, guys, thanks for the support. ;) But, what’s up with the line at the end?? “Looks like that’s one candidate who’s coming up from behind.”
In any case, you already know about my “For the People, By the People” platform because I revealed it a while ago. (Recap: a boy, wellbeing, beauty and “bling, bling” for the people.) Now that the general elections are coming up, tell me: What’s YOUR presidential platform? What do you think America needs most right now?
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Video Credit: Big drippy kisses to “the snarky, sarcastic, irreverent, and queer as a $3 dollar bill” Scott-O-Rama for the link.
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I believe we need Truth, Justice..and of course..Prince (the artist formerly know as)..:)
I believe we need BRUTAL honesty from our government and leaders at ALL times. I am tired of being treated like a child that needs ‘simple’ answers to complex issues. I want the good, the bad, & the ugly put on display so I can make a truly informed decision. Be straight-up with me…
Wow, that’s clever. I wish I had the artistic and technical chops to do that sort of thing.
In any case, I’ll vote for you! Can I be your Secretary of State? Please, huh, please please please? I’ll be your best friend! I’d even settle for Attorney General.
Dibs on Secretary of Commerce. Does that office oversee the Dept. of the Treasury? I may want to find out before I lobby for the job. But I’d really like the chance to change the motto on all currency to “Keepin’ Our Pimp Hand Strong Since ’76.”
You’d get my vote. Cabinet meetings would be a blast. The annual budget bill would be required viewing on CSPAN. And the chances of Congress letting heated arguments cool off by spontaneously agreeing to a cuddle party would go up approximately 1000%.
now.. just how would you” handle “the dreaded 3 am call.. it’s way after dark 30…
and you just told a very naughty lad to go anywhere else ’cause he could’nt stay there …. and then, the phone rings……
and … it ain’t Beckham ….
lamesabassman……… kick ‘n’ push….. kick ‘n’ push…. now,roll …..
@ mrsbigg: I’m right there with you — especially about the Prince stuff.
@ RoninBro: “I want the good, the bad, & the ugly put on display so I can make a truly informed decision. Be straight-up with me.” Wow, great quote. That can be said about ANY relationship — between husband and wife, two boyfriends, the governors and the governed, etc. etc.
@ Baba Doodlius: Yeah, when Scott-O-Rama forwarded it along the other day, I was like, “Okay, who’s the brilliant person who came up with this? Love it!!” And, Secretary of State it is! You deserve nothing less.
@ Andy: You want commerce? It’s yours! LOVE YOUR MOTO! :) I’m all about the Cuddle Party. ;) http://www.cuddleparty.com
@ lamesabassman: Ah, Beckham’s such a lovely soccer player! :)
Forgot to lobby for the position I want to hold in the cabinet: Head of Homeland Security. That will be the true ‘pimp hand’ in the coming years. The Czar of all Czars: capo de tuti capi!
can a guy get a smoke grey Bentley with that position…..
lamesabassman……. and XM sat……
Head of Homeland Security, it is!! :) I warn you tho, I’m thinking of renaming the title “The Baddest Bouncer.”
I can get with that. The secret service already has that swagger, so I would just push it out to all federal law enforcement agencies and make it like the M.I.B. with soul on patrol- a little “J. Edgar Hova” up in this piece! Holla!
For the record, I loved that movie! :)
It was a’ight. I am still waiting for someone to take the ‘alien invasion’ genre and put a completely BLACK stamp on it:
1] alien invaders sympathize with the plight of Black people and some sort of conflict or bond results from aliens placing themselves in the middle of the racism debate.
2] something like Stargate mixed with Battlefield Earth where the Black diaspora is revealed to be the result of off-world ancestry.
Damn- did I get off topic?
dunno…. the way we TCB the flick will only be 40 mins. the first thing that
comes our way would be taken out of the equation …. then…. end credits…
lamesabassman….. and … no sequels…..
Ok. Just seeing this. In another lifetime, i’d lobby for Secretary of State…or an Intern. ;) I say go for it, FBC!
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Ooooh!!! I almost forgot about that; OF COURSE I need an intern pool! ;)
Hold up! You know part of my job as ‘The Baddest Bouncer’ will be to keep hoodrat interns in check, right? As long as all interns know the ‘rules’, we will get along. The first one to have an agenda will get DEALT WITH!
Hey, hey, now. What I do with MY congressional interns is MY business! ;)
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