Comments on: The Dude Who Wanted to Kiss My Vajayjay http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/07/29/the-dude-who-wanted-to-kiss-my-vajayjay/ Twanna is a sex, dating and relationships writer in New York City. She's funky. She has brown skin. And, she's a chick. FUNKYBROWNCHICK® chronicles her life. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 22:56:26 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: A Life Less Ordinary | Twanna A. Hines @ FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com | sex. dating. relationships. http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/07/29/the-dude-who-wanted-to-kiss-my-vajayjay/comment-page-1/#comment-103678 A Life Less Ordinary | Twanna A. Hines @ FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com | sex. dating. relationships. Thu, 18 Jun 2009 12:03:22 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1356#comment-103678 [...] one of the BBC documentaries from the 7-Up series at the IFC Center, too. I even blogged about her once or twice. Time passed. Via sparsely traded emails, we said we should hang out more often and catch [...] [...] one of the BBC documentaries from the 7-Up series at the IFC Center, too. I even blogged about her once or twice. Time passed. Via sparsely traded emails, we said we should hang out more often and catch [...]

]]> By: lamesabassman...... http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/07/29/the-dude-who-wanted-to-kiss-my-vajayjay/comment-page-1/#comment-53562 lamesabassman...... Fri, 01 Aug 2008 05:51:44 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1356#comment-53562 P.S. .... to FBC.... if you can.... enjoy your Jury Duty...... great material .... trust me. lamesabassman....... " live long and prosper....." P.S. …. to FBC…. if you can…. enjoy your Jury Duty…… great material …. trust me.

lamesabassman……. ” live long and prosper…..”

]]> By: lamesabassman...... http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/07/29/the-dude-who-wanted-to-kiss-my-vajayjay/comment-page-1/#comment-53559 lamesabassman...... Fri, 01 Aug 2008 05:43:37 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1356#comment-53559 mowing the lawn sounds a lot better in a gig like this...... but, if you prefer sneakin' Sally thru the Alley ... well a nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse.... as long as the direction is current..... and delicious.... and.... Green is the new black... or Gray, if you're west coast... lamesabassman.... one never knows.... do one... mowing the lawn sounds a lot better in a gig like this…… but, if you prefer sneakin’ Sally thru the Alley … well a nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse…. as long as the direction is current….. and delicious….

and…. Green is the new black… or Gray, if you’re west coast…

lamesabassman…. one never knows…. do one…

]]> By: Baba Doodlius http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/07/29/the-dude-who-wanted-to-kiss-my-vajayjay/comment-page-1/#comment-53354 Baba Doodlius Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:26:57 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1356#comment-53354 Why did I just *know* you were gonna say that? :) Why did I just *know* you were gonna say that? :)

]]> By: lamesabassman...... http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/07/29/the-dude-who-wanted-to-kiss-my-vajayjay/comment-page-1/#comment-53297 lamesabassman...... Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:33:41 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1356#comment-53297 So...... Mr. D..... do they ever let you color the Easter eggs.... and if not... I do understand..... me... am partial to green lesbians ..... please don't make me wait 'til March 17... again.... lamesabassman........ sell the family jewels and set course for Paradise Isle..killer So…… Mr. D….. do they ever let you color the Easter eggs…. and if not… I do
understand…..
me… am partial to green lesbians ….. please don’t make me wait ’til March 17…
again….

lamesabassman…….. sell the family jewels and set course for Paradise Isle..killer

]]> By: Twanna // FUNKY BROWN CHICK http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/07/29/the-dude-who-wanted-to-kiss-my-vajayjay/comment-page-1/#comment-53265 Twanna // FUNKY BROWN CHICK Wed, 30 Jul 2008 02:51:55 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1356#comment-53265 @ lamesabassman: Never heard it called moving the lawn. @ Peggy b.: Oooooh, you mentioned the "desire to be the subject of a kiss-n-tell on your blog." I soooo need to write a full post about this guy who wanted exactly that. He actually SHOWED my blog to another woman he was dating at the same time and basically said, "Look, people write about me!" I stopped contacting the guy and he basically wrote me an email that said, "I thought you would've had more class than to ignore my emails." @ sharri-ann: No oral till marriage? What if you hate it? :| @ Brenz: Zow indeed. @ dkzone: You're hilarious!! You said, "I enjoy all things snatchlike and non blood related." You know I post the "best of" comments on my Twitter. You were sooooo up there today. @ bill c.: OMG, I'm soooo gonna start publicly rating my dates. ;) Ahh, no one deserves that. @ Pam: Is this TMI ... I once dated a Bi guy who gave me the low down on, well, you know, going down on dudes. It sounds more crass / odd than it is, but he used his hands to gently help my motion saying, "No, not like that ... like this." @ Pebo: You're funny!! @ dkzone: LOVE IT!! @ Alicia: :) @ Baba Doodlius: I do!!! http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/05/14/baba-doodlius/ @ don: Relationships are good. :) @ lamesabassman: Never heard it called moving the lawn.

@ Peggy b.: Oooooh, you mentioned the “desire to be the subject of a kiss-n-tell on your blog.” I soooo need to write a full post about this guy who wanted exactly that. He actually SHOWED my blog to another woman he was dating at the same time and basically said, “Look, people write about me!” I stopped contacting the guy and he basically wrote me an email that said, “I thought you would’ve had more class than to ignore my emails.”

@ sharri-ann: No oral till marriage? What if you hate it? :|

@ Brenz: Zow indeed.

@ dkzone: You’re hilarious!! You said, “I enjoy all things snatchlike and non blood related.” You know I post the “best of” comments on my Twitter. You were sooooo up there today.

@ bill c.: OMG, I’m soooo gonna start publicly rating my dates. ;) Ahh, no one deserves that.

@ Pam: Is this TMI … I once dated a Bi guy who gave me the low down on, well, you know, going down on dudes. It sounds more crass / odd than it is, but he used his hands to gently help my motion saying, “No, not like that … like this.”

@ Pebo: You’re funny!!

@ dkzone: LOVE IT!!

@ Alicia: :)

@ Baba Doodlius: I do!!! http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/05/14/baba-doodlius/

@ don: Relationships are good. :)

]]> By: don http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/07/29/the-dude-who-wanted-to-kiss-my-vajayjay/comment-page-1/#comment-53261 don Wed, 30 Jul 2008 02:19:30 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1356#comment-53261 Technique is important and so is an honest teacher but come on, the most important thing is to have it be part of some sort of relationship.. Good for you that you said no..I don't want to sound like a prissy old lady but please.... Technique is important and so is an honest teacher but come on, the most important thing is to have it be part of some sort of relationship.. Good for you that you said no..I don’t want to sound like a prissy old lady but please….

]]> By: Baba Doodlius http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/07/29/the-dude-who-wanted-to-kiss-my-vajayjay/comment-page-1/#comment-53234 Baba Doodlius Tue, 29 Jul 2008 23:09:28 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1356#comment-53234 So why don't you ever blog about green birds, huh? So why don’t you ever blog about green birds, huh?

]]> By: Alicia http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/07/29/the-dude-who-wanted-to-kiss-my-vajayjay/comment-page-1/#comment-53218 Alicia Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:28:55 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1356#comment-53218 Your reason for saying no was valid, he is in a relationship. I agree with dkzone, he was probably banking on the full ride. alicia http://todaystyle.today.com/ Your reason for saying no was valid, he is in a relationship. I agree with dkzone, he was probably banking on the full ride.

alicia
http://todaystyle.today.com/

]]> By: dkzone http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/07/29/the-dude-who-wanted-to-kiss-my-vajayjay/comment-page-1/#comment-53198 dkzone Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:35:29 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1356#comment-53198 a review?.......LOL. that would be hysterical!! His tongue stroke was strong. Overly so reminiscent of a 4th grader going after an ice cream cone. Where he lacked in technique he made up for in unbriddled enthusiam, until he commited the heinous faux pas of attempting to slip his middle finger in the arse, before asking. After being firmly rebuffed, he had the audacity to try the pinky in the sphyncter and was again met with resistence. Ultimately the experience brought to mind the workings of a drunken frat boy at a community college. I cannot recommend him to my discerning friends in good conscience... With a review like that he would be lucky to pick up the barfly at bennigans, at 2am on a saturday night.... a review?…….LOL. that would be hysterical!!

His tongue stroke was strong. Overly so reminiscent of a 4th grader going after an ice cream cone. Where he lacked in technique he made up for in unbriddled enthusiam, until he commited the heinous faux pas of attempting to slip his middle finger in the arse, before asking. After being firmly rebuffed, he had the audacity to try the pinky in the sphyncter and was again met with resistence. Ultimately the experience brought to mind the workings of a drunken frat boy at a community college. I cannot recommend him to my discerning friends in good conscience…

With a review like that he would be lucky to pick up the barfly at bennigans, at 2am on a saturday night….

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