Men: Better With Or Without Body Hair?
Holy shit! How can I *NOT* name the U.S. Men’s 4×100m Freestyle Relay Olympics Gold Metal-winning foursome — Jason Lezak, Garrett Weber-Gale, Michael Phelps and (New York City native!!!) Cullen Jones — the Manly Monday pick for today?! DID YOU SEE THAT RACE??? Wait. Hold up. Just a sec. Let me calm down a touch. Okay … backing up a bit … Hi, I’m Twanna. Welcome to Monday at FUNKY BROWN CHICK. If this is your first time here, you might not know we honor the earth’s lovely bedicked creatures at the top of each week. We’ve asked Should Men Wear Thongs?, drooled over Manly, Hot, Asian-American Men and otherwise celebrated men and all their deliciousness.
Okay, so, here’s the part where we start talking about the Olympics — specifically, male swimmers. I love their sleek, toned, delicious bodies. As you already know, swimmers shave or wave all the tiny little hairs off their body. Yum …. I bet that would feel really nice, tight, firm and juicy against my tongue, fingertips or naked torso. Hairless men. I’d TOTALLY do them. How about you? Do you think men look better with or without body hair?
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Photo Credit: Image proving black people — including Cullen Jones — can swim appears online at the Associated Press
August 11th, 2008 at 11:08 am
it doesn’t matter as long as it is growing out of their shirts :) but I’ll take less hair
August 11th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
no body hair is TOTALLY sexy. i had by bf shave EVERYTHING once and it changed the whole sexual experince. Places you’re willing to go that you weren’t before, the smoothness of their bodies against yours…hot lol.
August 11th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
I realize this just might be the fag in me, but I LOVE a hairy man. I’m not saying they have to be so hirsute that you can’t tell the front from the back (eww), but to me there’s nothing more masculine than a man with a little fuzz on his bod. Hairless men to me = prepubescent. It’s one thing to just naturally be on the smoother side, but its another thing to completely depilate oneself. Personally, I love it.
August 11th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
I love body hair! Especially arm hair. A hairless guy is just weird, like hairless cats.
August 11th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Hi Stolie, I’m back :) Heres my two cents worth -
I’d totally go for a hairless guy, but only if he removes the hair for a manly reason like oh, being an Olympic level swimmer. IMHO the motive makes all the difference!
The relay was amazing, I was totally rooting for them!
August 11th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I adore hairy men. The hairier the better. Lovely manly hairy hair. Curly chest hair peeking over the top of a shirt, there’s nothing quite like it – oh – apart from running your fingers through a vast expanse of chest covering….. mmmmm
August 11th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
CULLEN JONES WOOT WOOT!!! NORTH CAROLINA STATE, BABY! WOOHOOOO!!!! GO WOLFPACK!!! GO CULLEN!!!
Holy sweet mother of fuck, I’ve been watching swim races for a long-ass time, and I’ve never seen anything like that before! Un-be-fuckin’-lievable! That race was so fast that five teams broke the existing world record and *two of them didn’t even get a medal to show for it*!!! That’s just INSANE!
They gotta change Lezak’s name to “Lazer” – he went in the water trailing the world record holder by half a body length and BEAT THAT BITCH! WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!
That is all.
August 11th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
I don’t know.I’m a straight man but if I had to be with. Well, you know. I think the hairless look might work. But then Derrick brings up prepubescent. lol
Now I really feel weird.
Totally awesome race though. Wow.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:21 pm
okay hotness, you know he is only 24 right. LOL but cute as hell…
What was the question again, oh yeah. I don’t mind a little hair but don’t want to feel like I have a pet wolf:(
alicia
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August 12th, 2008 at 9:45 am
@ BK: Do you mean *is* or *is not* growing out of their shirts??
@ Syd: You said, “the smoothness of their bodies against yours.” Sounds really hot; can’t wait to try it out some time.
@ Derrick: At the spa with Desiree the other, I saw this dude who was SOOOO hairy he actually looked like a bear. And, I don’t mean “bear” in the gay sense of the word. I mean he *REALLY* looked like a bear. Hair EVERYWHERE!!
@ Jamzy: Even though I lust after the hairless men, I’m a fan of arm hair, too. :) Hairless cats? Ewwww: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Sphinx2_July_2006.jpg
@ Darwin: Welcome back!!!! I missed you. And, yeah, that race was amazing! Right after the match, it was on YouTube. It’s since been pulled.
@ Jackie: I can roll with hairy men, too. One of my exes was like super DUPER hairy!
@ Baba Doodlius: WASN’T IT AWESOME?!?! Like, seriously, very awe-inspiring. I kept saying, “Wow. Just, wow!”
@ don: I’m kind of surprised by the equal split between pro hairy and pro hairless fans. :)
@ Alicia: I soooooo don’t care that that dude is only 24. I’d lay it on him in a heartbeat!!! Oh girl you KNOW I’ve got a thing for younger men, right? ;) Young cubs? Bring it!
[funky brown chick steps away from her computer screen growling like the cougar she is!!]
August 12th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
guess that depends on where….. and when….. but I digress…. The USA Swim Team just kicks the gong…. and the men’s team is so off the chain…….
that I guess it’s safe to say that ….. the cougars are rollin’ deep…… mommas dont
let your babies grow up to be swimmers….’cause they will be wet most of the time,
’till it will be hard to remember, when’s the last time they were dry like this wine…
hair…. if ya got flaunt it….. or go bare as you dare
go as far as you want… ’cause that’s why there’s underwear….
lamesabassman…….. get your Ya-Ya’s out…. summer’s almost gone….
August 13th, 2008 at 10:56 am
I’m new here…but find your blog and the dialogue it inspires very interesting and fun! I’ll make sure to become a regular responder.
J
August 13th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
while I am chest hairless..
I do have a treasure trail….teehee
August 13th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
I have been shaving all my body hair for most of my life. I love it! Clean and smooth….I am actually in the process of getting laser hair removal, so no more shaving.
Men with no body hair are sexy, I find body hair on men a turn off for me.
August 16th, 2008 at 11:23 am
@ lamesabassman: :)
@ Vivanashvegas: THANK YOU!!! And, welcome to the blog. :)
@ dkzone: You naughty little boy you. ;)
@ Marcello NYC: Let me know how the laser hair removal stuff goes. I thought of doing that for my bikini line so that I can say goodbye to waxing, trimming and shaving down there for good! :)
August 17th, 2008 at 4:59 am
Been shaving and/or waxing for years. Looks great and the wife loves it! ;)
August 18th, 2008 at 1:02 am
Hmmm. The thing is when they shave–it is PRICKLY and not nice to lay against, lick, etc. lol
But natuarally hairless or lighter haired chests? OH YEAH BABY
August 18th, 2008 at 3:19 am
I’m not so much a fan of OVERLY hairy men, but I don’t want completely hairless either… UNLESS – theres a good reason for it. (Running, swimming, etc.)
HOWEVER – below the belt region needs to be groomed. I don’t wanna feel like I’m in a 70’s porn each time we noog around. Because to me: PP’s + Side burns = no fun!!
=]
August 18th, 2008 at 10:35 am
K….. now…. what’s the next taboo……. just how big is big and just how long
is long…… do you like to be tickled… or choked…. or as Ms. Midler would always
say…. ” it’s not the meat…. it’s the motion…. ”
does the meat …. really matter….. or is this the just stuff of urban legends….
lamesabassman……. when you play with fire…. you will always have a light…
August 18th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
@ John: Sounds delicious.
@ MazingAmy: Ewwwww, prickly torsos don’t sound like fun at all.
@ Tiffani: Good point; moderation is good. :)
@ lamesabassman: Um, no, I don’t like to be choked.
August 22nd, 2008 at 11:05 am
Without! Though some hairy guys can be indeed very sexy. At the end, I guess its the total package that counts. And when I say the total package, I mean the body of course, he he he
XXX/A
August 24th, 2008 at 10:23 am
I think you meant a different kind of “package” :)
August 24th, 2008 at 11:41 am
am from Mars…… please explain…..
lamesabassman……. am back in Cali…..” what a long strange trip it’s been… “
August 31st, 2008 at 8:38 am
@Twanna – Thanks for the kind works. It’s a lot of work but I think the results (and my wife) speak for themselves.
@MazingAmy – It’s only prockly if not maintained. Your man’s gotta shave DAILY. Waxing can be a little better. Lasts longer, but a lot of work.
Need to merge this topic with men in thongs/g-strings. A dude in a thong or g-string should be nicely waxed. Hairy in a string? Uh-uh.
September 1st, 2008 at 9:04 am
If it’s thongs you want, it’s thongs you’ll have! :)
September 1st, 2008 at 11:18 am
ahhhhh….. butt floss…… only if it’s Green ….. and one of the Williams sisters is wearin’ it….. and you do know which one I mean……
lamesabassman……. butt floss…. if I only had the patent on this,,,$$$$$..Dang
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January 3rd, 2010 at 8:00 am
Well, it depends on the man. Most recent BF was fairly fuzzy, but it was just enough to look manly in a v-neck shirt/sweater – he was Syrian so couldn’t help it. Previous BF had some forearm hair, but was relatively smooth everywhere else as he was 1/2 Mexican-1/2 Irish - he despised chest hair, and was meticulous about removing/shaving anything he didn’t like. He even got his eyebrows waxed . . . called it “going to the Wax-A-Dermist” – just love that! If he didn’t, he’d look like Groucho Marx – NOT sexy!