Comments on: Friends, Phones and Kisses http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/08/15/friends-phones-and-kisses/ Twanna is a sex, dating and relationships writer in New York City. She's funky. She has brown skin. And, she's a chick. FUNKYBROWNCHICK® chronicles her life. Fri, 25 May 2012 00:30:53 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Twanna // FUNKY BROWN CHICK http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/08/15/friends-phones-and-kisses/comment-page-1/#comment-56164 Twanna // FUNKY BROWN CHICK Sun, 17 Aug 2008 11:55:36 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1385#comment-56164 That judge was no joke. :) If he did that, she probably would've excused the jury and pulled out a can of whoopass on him. I *LOVED* her. <blockquote><strong>ATTORNEY</strong>: What were you doing on the morning of October 15, 2005? <strong>SHOULDER DUDE</strong>: I was shopping. <strong>ATTORNEY</strong>: What did you buy? <strong>SHOULDER DUDE</strong>: I picked up a bottle of wine and things to cook for dinner. <strong>ATTORNEY</strong>: And, can you tell the court why you were doing the grocery shopping instead of your wife? <strong>JUDGE</strong>: I'm gonna ask you to withdraw that question because, um, it's 2008. Continue with your next question, counselor.</blockquote> LOVED her!!!!!! :) That judge was no joke. :) If he did that, she probably would’ve excused the jury and pulled out a can of whoopass on him. I *LOVED* her.

ATTORNEY: What were you doing on the morning of October 15, 2005?
SHOULDER DUDE: I was shopping.
ATTORNEY: What did you buy?
SHOULDER DUDE: I picked up a bottle of wine and things to cook for dinner.
ATTORNEY: And, can you tell the court why you were doing the grocery shopping instead of your wife?
JUDGE: I’m gonna ask you to withdraw that question because, um, it’s 2008. Continue with your next question, counselor.

LOVED her!!!!!! :)

]]> By: lamesabassman...... http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/08/15/friends-phones-and-kisses/comment-page-1/#comment-56007 lamesabassman...... Sat, 16 Aug 2008 07:03:59 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1385#comment-56007 but.... did he kiss you back...... lamesabassman...... jury duty + 11 people= a second book.... hmmmm.... but…. did he kiss you back……

lamesabassman…… jury duty + 11 people= a second book…. hmmmm….

]]> By: Rachel Kramer Bussel http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/08/15/friends-phones-and-kisses/comment-page-1/#comment-55973 Rachel Kramer Bussel Sat, 16 Aug 2008 00:37:47 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1385#comment-55973 omg, that would've been hilarious if he really did scream that out! I wonder what would've happened? omg, that would’ve been hilarious if he really did scream that out! I wonder what would’ve happened?

]]> By: Twanna // FUNKY BROWN CHICK http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/08/15/friends-phones-and-kisses/comment-page-1/#comment-55960 Twanna // FUNKY BROWN CHICK Fri, 15 Aug 2008 22:56:41 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1385#comment-55960 @ Baba Doodlius: By "forced", I mean it went down like this ... ME: Kiss me. Him: No. ME: Kiss me right now!! It would be so romantic. HIM: [grumbles, kisses me]. ME: Seeeeee, that wasn't so hard was it? @ Alicia: I don't even know what the Centro is. Damn, there are so many choices for phones!! @ jason palmer: You know what? I test drove a iPhone and I didn't like the key pads. I do A LOT of Twitteing, blogging, emailing, etc. The key pad on the iPod wasn't really condusive to that. That's also why I went with the Curve instead of the Pearl. I *need* a full keyboard. :) @ dkzone: Pervert. :) @ heartsandflowers: No AT&T for me. @ Baba Doodlius: By “forced”, I mean it went down like this … ME: Kiss me. Him: No. ME: Kiss me right now!! It would be so romantic. HIM: [grumbles, kisses me]. ME: Seeeeee, that wasn’t so hard was it?

@ Alicia: I don’t even know what the Centro is. Damn, there are so many choices for phones!!

@ jason palmer: You know what? I test drove a iPhone and I didn’t like the key pads. I do A LOT of Twitteing, blogging, emailing, etc. The key pad on the iPod wasn’t really condusive to that. That’s also why I went with the Curve instead of the Pearl. I *need* a full keyboard. :)

@ dkzone: Pervert. :)

@ heartsandflowers: No AT&T for me.

]]> By: heartsandflowers http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/08/15/friends-phones-and-kisses/comment-page-1/#comment-55957 heartsandflowers Fri, 15 Aug 2008 22:15:39 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1385#comment-55957 Well if you buy an iPhone for God's sake don't sign up for the AT&T service. MAJOR FISA VIOLATORS!!! Don't fund the companies that break the law. Their new contracts stipulate you allow them to spy on you AND you have sign away your rights to sue. It's them Sprint and Verizon as the big culprits. T-Mobile and Credo Mobile did not violate. Well if you buy an iPhone for God’s sake don’t sign up for the AT&T service. MAJOR FISA VIOLATORS!!! Don’t fund the companies that break the law. Their new contracts stipulate you allow them to spy on you AND you have sign away your rights to sue. It’s them Sprint and Verizon as the big culprits. T-Mobile and Credo Mobile did not violate.

]]> By: dkzone http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/08/15/friends-phones-and-kisses/comment-page-1/#comment-55942 dkzone Fri, 15 Aug 2008 20:14:28 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1385#comment-55942 The new iphones are having a bunch of problemos. The crackberry is still a pretty good standard. i have an LG env( I love this thing. it comes with a full keyboard and has games....what else could i need it for? did I mention it vibrates in my pocket...... ;) The new iphones are having a bunch of problemos. The crackberry is still a pretty good standard. i have an LG env( I love this thing. it comes with a full keyboard and has games….what else could i need it for?

did I mention it vibrates in my pocket…… ;)

]]> By: jason palmer http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/08/15/friends-phones-and-kisses/comment-page-1/#comment-55933 jason palmer Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:29:22 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1385#comment-55933 A Crackberry. Why so old school? I am disppointed. I figured you for a more-hip iPhone type. :-( A Crackberry. Why so old school? I am disppointed. I figured you for a more-hip iPhone type.

:-(

]]> By: Alicia http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/08/15/friends-phones-and-kisses/comment-page-1/#comment-55908 Alicia Fri, 15 Aug 2008 16:32:40 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1385#comment-55908 Good one Baba, I am sure he WAS NOT kicking and screaming. I am still deciding which phone to get. I am leaning toward the Palm Centro. alicia http://www.wifeytype.com/ Good one Baba, I am sure he WAS NOT kicking and screaming. I am still deciding which phone to get. I am leaning toward the Palm Centro.

alicia
http://www.wifeytype.com/

]]> By: Baba Doodlius http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/08/15/friends-phones-and-kisses/comment-page-1/#comment-55905 Baba Doodlius Fri, 15 Aug 2008 16:01:43 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1385#comment-55905 You forced him to kiss you? Wouldn't that be some dort of sexual assault? Or is it not sexual assault if it gives him a woodie? You forced him to kiss you? Wouldn’t that be some dort of sexual assault? Or is it not sexual assault if it gives him a woodie?

]]> By: The Steriotype Chick http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/08/15/friends-phones-and-kisses/comment-page-1/#comment-55902 The Steriotype Chick Fri, 15 Aug 2008 15:53:39 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1385#comment-55902 [Editor's Note: flagrant self promotion removed] [Editor's Note: flagrant self promotion removed]

]]>