When I blogged anonymously, I used to write juicy details about a French Canadian dude / former boytoy from my Chicago days. We’re still in touch. Now that I’m 100% out there (i.e. writing and blogging using my real name, Twanna, and not only “funkybrownchick”), it makes me feel a little self conscious to know the little Frenchie now reads my stuff. Like, for example, last week I wrote “one French Canadian guy’s [penis] was so thick that it was actually really really uncomfortable and we had trouble getting it in.” What happens almost immediately after I post that? I get a Facebook private email from the Frenchie:
To: Twanna A. Hines
From: XXXXXXX
Subject: YoOk… I just read your blog today, and before I start bragging about it and let it get to my head, I want to confirm whether I’m the french canadian you’re talking about in your blog today (does size matter)… or is there actually a french canadian dude with a bigger one? Me curious.
Boys, boys, boys. I tell ya. They’re something special, aren’t they? Hmm … Maybe that Canadian site that hooks Canadian men up with American women, MarryanAmerican.ca, should run TV & radio ads that say Come to Canada, where EVERYTHING is bigger!!!
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NOTE: A couple Twitter folks recently asked about my book project. Pssst! Speaking of Twitter, I redesigned my page. Looky. Wait. Where was I? Oh, yeah. A couple months ago, I planned to quit freelance writing while I finished working on two books, dividing my time between: 0% freelance articles, 50% tell-all sex book and 50% anthology. I’ve since changed my mind. I’m putting the anthology on hold to focus on the sex book 70 and freelancing 30%.
Let’s see, what can I tell you about the book? It’s the longest thing I’ve ever written. It’s kind of a “tell-all” of my life and it’s 100% true. Definitely not chick lit. Definitely not just a collection of posts from this blog. Surprising. Different. Quirky. Funky. If you have any questions about it, feel free to ask ‘em in the comments section below. Otherwise, expect periodic updates here on FUNKY BROWN CHICK.
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LOL. Funny. That’s my fear of going public with my blog. The guys I write about questioning me? I couldn’t deal with it. Just the other day, my latest candy asked me if he could have the url to my blog and I had a mini spaz attack. It’s just awkward knowing they’re reading what YOU wrote about them.
Canada is a very cool place to hang…… if you can….. go
lamesabassman……. and at this very moment am having some Moosehead…..
Yup. Canadian boys are just better. Any girl who doubts that should come up here and visit me and my friends.
Canadian men are better too.. Just a single border crossing away.
Canadian men may be OK, but Guatemalan parrots are the best!
I’m just waiting for geeky comic writer Manly Monday. This is our decade.
would that be southern or northern….. Mr.D….. hmmm…
lamesabassman…… parrots are a pirates’ best friend…..
“Definitely not chick lit.”
Ha! Will see about that;)
Canadian women are incredible, too. There’s just something “aboot” them. Must be the clean climate and free healthcare.
Let us know when the book gets published. I’ll definitely buy and read, and not just so I can point to my bookshelf and say, “I know her,” but because I think you’re a talented writer, and I’m sure the book will be good. Would I seem shy and naive if I admitted I’d blush reading about your sexual escapades, yet I want to support the project? :)
Funny enough, but you’d be the second person to get published I “know.” I’ve met Stephenie Meyer. Yeah, that Stephenie Meyer.
u should consider country boys from memphis
and stop over to the party my 500th post today
Canadians are great… but I refuse to believe that they are any better than I.
LOL at this post… As a canadian female, You better tell me where you found that Canadian man… too funny
@ Syd: EXACTLY! :)
@ lamesabassman: I’ve only ever been to Toronto. I’m dying to visit Montreal and Vancouver. I hear both are amazing!
@ Christopher: :)
@ don: :)
@ Baba Doodlius: I’m not so sure about that. I think Canadian boys (and Guatamalan) boys might be better. ;)
@ Brenz: Ooooh, I should do that sometime. :) And, yeah, you’re righit: geeky comedy writers are in.
@ lamesabassman:
would that be southern or northern….. Mr.D….
@ Clnmike: I’m not a chick lit girl! :)
@ Andy: You said, “Must be the clean climate and free healthcare.” I think you’re right!! :) By the way, THANK YOU for the kind words about my writing. I really appreciate that!!! And do you REALLY blush about my sexual escapades?!?! That’s too cute!!!
@ rawdawgbuffalo: Happy 500th!!! I just swung by the blog to say hi, too. :)
@ Quentin: :)
@ T: He’s in Chicago!!! ;)
yes, FBC….. you must find the time to visit Montreal and Vancouver …. am seriously thinking about moving to Vancouver….. with the music and film biz
happening there…. it is a serious thought…..
but, you would have a ball doing your thing Canada style….
lamesabassman…….. have Moosehead….. will travel……