Comments on: Manly Monday: Jezebel – The Unfuckables http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/09/22/manly-monday-jezebels-the-unfuckables/ Twanna is a sex, dating and relationships writer in New York City. She's funky. She has brown skin. And, she's a chick. FUNKYBROWNCHICK® chronicles her life. Fri, 25 May 2012 13:37:27 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: maylady http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/09/22/manly-monday-jezebels-the-unfuckables/comment-page-1/#comment-62328 maylady Thu, 25 Sep 2008 20:40:10 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1429#comment-62328 The worst one was at a nightclub...He said "Damn u got some sexy lips, I be you could suck a mean dick!" inside I was dying to hit him. but I just licked my lips and gave him my best sexy look then whispered in his ear "you'll NEVER know". He followed me around all night! LOL The worst one was at a nightclub…He said “Damn u got some sexy lips, I be you could suck a mean dick!”

inside I was dying to hit him. but I just licked my lips and gave him my best sexy look then whispered in his ear “you’ll NEVER know”. He followed me around all night! LOL

]]> By: lamesabassman...... http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/09/22/manly-monday-jezebels-the-unfuckables/comment-page-1/#comment-62273 lamesabassman...... Thu, 25 Sep 2008 07:44:54 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1429#comment-62273 my best : " do you believe in the Hereafter..... then, you know what.. I'm here after... " second..... " It must be jelly ..... 'cause jam dont shake like that....." and third and last....." Do the collars and cuffs match...." lamesabassman...... still looking for clues...... my best : ” do you believe in the Hereafter….. then, you know what.. I’m here after… ”
second….. ” It must be jelly ….. ’cause jam dont shake like that…..”
and third and last…..” Do the collars and cuffs match….”

lamesabassman…… still looking for clues……

]]> By: dkzone http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/09/22/manly-monday-jezebels-the-unfuckables/comment-page-1/#comment-62078 dkzone Tue, 23 Sep 2008 19:55:34 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1429#comment-62078 it reminds me of that scene in " american gigolo" when Richard Gere talks about how it took him 2 hours to get this middle aged woman off...... and that younger women were waay easier to please sexually. btw....some women have a clit large enough to " get blown" it reminds me of that scene in ” american gigolo” when Richard Gere talks about how it took him 2 hours to get this middle aged woman off…… and that younger women were waay easier to please sexually.

btw….some women have a clit large enough to ” get blown”

]]> By: Rafael http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/09/22/manly-monday-jezebels-the-unfuckables/comment-page-1/#comment-62046 Rafael Tue, 23 Sep 2008 15:04:51 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1429#comment-62046 Ouch, my stomach really does hurt right now. Hm, I can't recall anything worth sharing here. Definitely nothing as lawl as mentioned in the entry. FORTUNATELY! :) Ouch, my stomach really does hurt right now.

Hm, I can’t recall anything worth sharing here. Definitely nothing as lawl as mentioned in the entry. FORTUNATELY! :)

]]> By: Twanna A. Hines | FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/09/22/manly-monday-jezebels-the-unfuckables/comment-page-1/#comment-62036 Twanna A. Hines | FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com Tue, 23 Sep 2008 13:26:04 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1429#comment-62036 @ Deon: I've never had a guy ask me that, but I imagine it could be confusing. @ Erika: Oh gawd. :( @ dkzone: Who doesn't enjoy doing it?!?! :) Actually a know a lot of women who don't, but that's neither here nor there. To each their own. Me? I like it. And, yeah, I agree: sex wouldn't feel like "hard work." It should be fun. If you have to try that hard, one (or both parties) is (are) not really into it. @ alicia: Thanks for the congrats. I'm really looking forward to the calendar. :) And, yeah, you're right: "girls get eaten, boys get blown." @ starkitty50: I've never slept with a black woman either, but my exes have. They've never complained. ;) @ Deon: I’ve never had a guy ask me that, but I imagine it could be confusing.

@ Erika: Oh gawd. :(

@ dkzone: Who doesn’t enjoy doing it?!?! :) Actually a know a lot of women who don’t, but that’s neither here nor there. To each their own. Me? I like it. And, yeah, I agree: sex wouldn’t feel like “hard work.” It should be fun. If you have to try that hard, one (or both parties) is (are) not really into it.

@ alicia: Thanks for the congrats. I’m really looking forward to the calendar. :) And, yeah, you’re right: “girls get eaten, boys get blown.”

@ starkitty50: I’ve never slept with a black woman either, but my exes have. They’ve never complained. ;)

]]> By: starkitty50 http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/09/22/manly-monday-jezebels-the-unfuckables/comment-page-1/#comment-62005 starkitty50 Tue, 23 Sep 2008 05:33:47 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1429#comment-62005 My favorite line is "I've never slept with a Black woman before, what's it like?" I swear a guy asked me that in a club once. My response was: Well, I'm not a lesbian, so how would I know???" Bless his heart, he was pretty drunk, so I had to forgive him. My favorite line is “I’ve never slept with a Black woman before, what’s it like?” I swear a guy asked me that in a club once. My response was: Well, I’m not a lesbian, so how would I know???” Bless his heart, he was pretty drunk, so I had to forgive him.

]]> By: alicia http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/09/22/manly-monday-jezebels-the-unfuckables/comment-page-1/#comment-61994 alicia Tue, 23 Sep 2008 03:18:24 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1429#comment-61994 congrats on the calendar!!! junk in the trunk, i have always hated that term...such a turn out. i also had a boyfriend years ago that would ask me to EAT him (by that he meant give him a blowjob) GROSS, visions of HBO's OZ would pop into my head. so a name is not just a name, girls get eaten, boys get blown. alicia www.todaystyle.today.com congrats on the calendar!!! junk in the trunk, i have always hated that term…such a turn out. i also had a boyfriend years ago that would ask me to EAT him (by that he meant give him a blowjob) GROSS, visions of HBO’s OZ would pop into my head.

so a name is not just a name, girls get eaten, boys get blown.

alicia
http://www.todaystyle.today.com

]]> By: dkzone http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/09/22/manly-monday-jezebels-the-unfuckables/comment-page-1/#comment-61963 dkzone Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:40:23 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1429#comment-61963 actually the " blowjob" comment works both ways. when a man "gives" a woman a blowjob, he is consenting for her to swallow his knob.....Some women actually really enjoy giving head. anyhoo I've had people talk themselves out of sex. Usually it involves them telling me how long it takes for them to cum. Like " it takes a long time for me to cum" Me----" define ......long" at this point, in my mind sex has gone from the fun happytime...to thinking it will be work..... I don't mind whiling away the hours in bed. I just don't want it to feel like a job.... actually the ” blowjob” comment works both ways. when a man “gives” a woman a blowjob, he is consenting for her to swallow his knob…..Some women actually really enjoy giving head.

anyhoo

I’ve had people talk themselves out of sex. Usually it involves them telling me how long it takes for them to cum. Like

” it takes a long time for me to cum”
Me—-” define ……long”

at this point, in my mind sex has gone from the fun happytime…to thinking it will be work…..

I don’t mind whiling away the hours in bed. I just don’t want it to feel like a job….

]]> By: Erika http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/09/22/manly-monday-jezebels-the-unfuckables/comment-page-1/#comment-61959 Erika Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:34:54 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1429#comment-61959 My favorite unfuckable line is: "Damn Gurrrl your pussy looks fat in those jeans"..... My favorite unfuckable line is: “Damn Gurrrl your pussy looks fat in those jeans”…..

]]> By: Deon http://funkybrownchick.com/2008/09/22/manly-monday-jezebels-the-unfuckables/comment-page-1/#comment-61954 Deon Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:12:20 +0000 http://funkybrownchick.com/?p=1429#comment-61954 LOL @ blow job... My X used to ask for a blow job all the time, it confused me. LOL @ blow job… My X used to ask for a blow job all the time, it confused me.

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