Manly Mondays – Top 10 Hottest DILFs
If you’re reading this, it means the stock market hasn’t crashed, (some of) you still have jobs, the economy is still working, we’re not all out on the street selling apples (or our bodies) for quick cash AND it’s Manly Monday on FUNKY BROWN CHICK. Here on the blog, we’ve talked about GILFs and MILFs, but never DILFs. Borrowing a page from Cosmo’s playbook (them: hottest bachelors, me: hottest dads), here’s a list of the Top 10 Hottest DILFs Ever!!!
LENNY KRAVITZ has a daughter Zoë Isabella Kravitz with Lisa Bonet. Hottest Rocker DILF.
GABRIEL AUBRY has a daughter named Nahla Ariela Aubry with Halle Berry. Hottest French Canadian DILF.
BENJAMIN BRATT and his wife Talisa Soto have a daughter Sophia Rosalinda Bratt and son Mateo Bravery Bratt. Hottest DILF with the best smile.
DAVID BECKHAM has three sons — Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz — with Victoria Beckham. (Y’all, his oldest son will be legal in just 10 YEARS!!!!) Hottest Footballing / Balling / Soccer-Playing DILF
JON STEWART has a son named Nathan Thomas Stewart and daughter Maggie Rose Stewart with Tracey McShane. Hottest Jewish DILF Ever!!
BARACK OBAMA had two beautful daughters — Malia Ann and “Sasha” — with wife Michelle Obama. Hottest Presidential DILF.
RICKY MARTIN has twins via an unnamed surrogate mom. At the time of their birth, Martin didn’t tell the press their names. Hottest “OMG-He-Could-Be-A-Gay-Dad” DILF.
PATRICK DEMPSEY was 21 when he married 48-year-old acting coach Rochelle “Rocky” Parker. Her son, Corey Parker, was one year older than his new stepfather but Dempsey’s got three other children (with his second wife, Jillian Fink) who are actually younger than he is — Tallulah Fyfe and twins Darby Galen and Sullivan Patrick. Hottest DILF You’d Like to Play Doctor With.
WILL SMITH has a son Willard Christopher III (called “Trey”, appeared in video “Just The Two Of Us”) with first wife Sheree Zampino. Smith and his second wife, Jada Pinkett, have a son Jaden Christopher Syre (starred in “The Pursuit of Happyness”) and daughter Willow Camille Reign (was in “I Am Legend”).
WHO’S NUMBER 10? YOU TELL ME. USE THE COMMENTS SECTION TO TELL US WHO YOU THINK SHOULD BE THE ADDED TO THE LIST OF TOP 10 HOTTEST DILFs.
October 13th, 2008 at 2:30 am
Hey, you basically made my day with this list?
And Ricky, he’s sooo gay. I mean, surrogates? Come on!
As for number 10, how about that guy who plays Mark Sloane in Grey’s Anatomy? I’m not sure he’s married though or if he even has kids. I just wanna see a picture of him looking hot.
Seriously. That guy should be flogged for looking so darn hot. Surefire panty puddle maker.
These are one of those days when I thank God for making such beautiful creatures.
October 13th, 2008 at 4:04 am
I have not considered Will Smith as exceedingly shagtastic, however in that photo his ears have a distinctively Vulcanesque thang happening which immediately makes me wanna whip up a bowl of plomeek soup and cross my fingers that he’s hitting Pon farr…..
What??
October 13th, 2008 at 10:54 am
what…. no Don Cheadle….. and no Russell Crowe……
lamesabassman…….. got a feeling that this is gonna be interesting…..
October 13th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
I cannot get down with the Jon Stewart…but thank you for that pic of Lenny, which is now my secret screensaver :)
October 13th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
you forgot brad pitt. and always and forever, r& b singer d’angelo.
October 13th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
OMG… that photo of Lenny just made me feel all weird in my nether regions… YUM! *adds Lenny back onto list of celebs I’d sleep with* I can’t believe I let his lack of locks break us up…
and I’d only add one other person, another rocker (and coincidently, good friends with Lenny) Saul “Slash” Hudson formerly of Guns N Roses, currently of Velvet Recolver, father to two sons (with some stank old heifer lol) named Cash and London.
I’d do him in half a NY second no questions asked… *drools*
October 13th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Good to see ubergeek Jon Stewart and future President Obama each getting a nod in the company of all that beefcake.
October 13th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
umm what was the question? yes, I need a moment to digest all that man meat.
add the cutie from Prison Break and the Mariah Carey video –
Wentworth Miller
T- you made my day
alicia
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October 13th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
ohh,slash is hot!
October 13th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
I never really thought Blair Underwood was all that attractive (crazy me, I know) until I saw him on Oprah talking about how he gets up every morning and carpools the kids to school and how he’s a hands-on father, that I found him to be sexy…and this was BEFORE I had kids. There’s just something about a man taking care of his children and being hands-on that just turns me on. So, Blair Underwood gets my vote.
October 14th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Johnny Depp? D:
October 14th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
After that pic of Lenny, have no idea what this post is about. Can barely think straight. I want that!
October 14th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
@ the filipina mistress: Glad you like the list!!
@ Mollena: That’s funny you mention that because I soooooo was gonna name him “Hottest DILF with Big Ears” but I wanted to pick something more positive. I couldn’t think of anything so, in the end, he got stuck without a DILF nickname.
@ lamesabassman: Don Cheadle and Russell Crowe? No and no. :) I said *HOTTEST* DILFs. :)
@ Jazzy: Lenny is GOR-GE-OUS!!!
@ tamara: Actually, I left Mr Pitt (and Paul Walkter!!!!!) out on purpose. I wanted a diverse group of men in all their deliciousness. I couldn’t do *THREE* LA blonde dudes; so I just picked Halle’s baby daddy and called it a day.
@ The Jaded NYer: I know!!!! HE’S GORGEOUS!!!! Slash, on the other hand … whaaaaaaaa??? ;) Shhh, don’t tell anyone — I know the words to AT LEAST a handful Guns & Roses songs. I like music. Period. Name any genre, and I can sing along with at least 5 songs in it. :)
@ Baba Doodlius: Oh, and today’s post was DEFINITELY beefcake overload. I wasn’t sure I could make it through it without fainting.
@ Alicia: GOOD ONE!!!!! Wentworth Miller is ****very**** attractive.
@ tamara: What the hell??? What’s with all this Slash love??? :) Is anyone else out there feeling that?
@ Nic: Fucking hell! I can’t believe I forgot Mr. Underwood. :(
@ Aitch: Where. The. Hell is my brain?!?!! I ***TOTALLY*** forgot about Johnny Depp. Seriously. I’m been madly in love with that man since his 21 Jumpstreet days!!!
October 14th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
OMG LENNY YES YES OoOh …lol
October 14th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
K….. my bad…..does Mr. ” The Matrix” Reeves make the grade….
or the male lead in the Transformers….
lamesabassman……. me…. Gabby Union.. or Ms. Berry… like this better….
October 17th, 2008 at 7:09 am
Lenny is an amazingly handsome guy. I soooo wanna meet him one day.
October 17th, 2008 at 10:04 am
He’s far more sexy in person, Twanna. Pictures are awesome, especially the one you chose, but up close and personal he really shines.
While I was living in DC I used to actually do something crazy….it’s called exercise, I think. Anyway…
At the gym one day I walked in and one whole area had been set to private. So we all had to go to the other areas. No one could tell me why until some cute lifeguard from the pool mentioned that there was “some dude, named Lenny somebody, a famous musicican…” using the gym while he was in town.
As we were leaving we were lucky enough to see him and get an autograph. I think I still have the water bottle upstairs. And yeah, he’s hot and he smells like heaven.
November 29th, 2008 at 7:51 am
great list (except for john stewart and ricky martin lol)… John Stewart is hilariously snarky and I love the Daily Show, but hot… he is not.
November 29th, 2008 at 9:10 am
@ The Butterfly Temptress: Aaah, jealousy is raging through my loins now!! :)
@ becca: Stewart rocks. :) His brain makes him sexy in my eyes.
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April 22nd, 2009 at 5:38 pm
I just discovered your site and wanted to be down with the funky brown…lol. Just wondered why Paul Walker wasn’t on this list since you love him so. He has a kid. and I totally understand your attraction to him.
June 18th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
They all do it for me except for Bratt and Beckham…