Spit or Swallow?
Last night I went to Oral Sex Night at In the Flesh. New York magazine’s Daniel Maurer read from his book Brocabulary: The New Man-i-festo of Dude Talk. A quote from Dan’s reading? “Good things come to those who felate!” Folks, we may have a live one!!!! :) More on that book & Dan some other time. For now, since I’ve got oral sex on my mind, I wanna ask the lovely men and women who read FUNKY BROWN CHICK this: do you and your partner(s) prefer to spit or swallow? Psst!!!! This is a GREAT post for lurkers to delurk themselves. All you’ve gotta do is leave a one-word comment: SPIT or SWALLOW.
On a different note, damn I love my readers!!! This morning, as I finished responding to comments on recent posts, I noticed an NYU student (Aitch) said, “I’ll be walking down the street and I’ll think [...] ‘OMG IS THAT TWANNA???! Maybe I should just say her name…wait, do I even know how to pronounce her name properly?” Too cute!!!!! :) For the record, in case anyone else was wondering, my name is pronounced: Twanna. Two syllables, not three. “Twan’-nuh”, not “Taw-wan-nuh.” If you’re into this kind of thing, here, listen to it.
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Random Note: A bunch of other people — including Fiona Zedde read last night, too. I can’t be 100% sure, but I think Fiona and her partner were in that documentary “black/womyn:conversations.”
October 17th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Spit or swallow is the wrong question. The question should be; How are you going to make your lover feel like his semen is at the very least, not disgusting, or better, something wonderful.
If you don’t feel that way, then maybe shouldn’t be sucking his dick in the first place.
October 17th, 2008 at 9:53 am
Swallow :)
October 17th, 2008 at 9:54 am
Swallow ;)
October 17th, 2008 at 9:55 am
since I’m a guy…. I tend to lick you dry….. but I digress….. mostly all the women
that I have been with tend to swallow….. with brio…
lamesabassman…….. this is gonna be interesting……
October 17th, 2008 at 10:05 am
I’d like for my girl to swallow, yet alas she does not. I lick her dry.
October 17th, 2008 at 10:09 am
Swallow!! :)
October 17th, 2008 at 10:13 am
Swallow.
October 17th, 2008 at 11:57 am
I’ve never had a swallower…..and feel slightly cheated considering I’ve been squirted on, on numerous occasions.
=(
October 17th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
I’m a card-carrying member of the “lick her dry” club. And I like it.
I’ve been with mostly swallowers, but I like to know up front what I’m dealing with. If you’re not a swallower, we can come up with something else then depositing in your mouth. Getting up and running to the bathroom to spit is *not* cute.
October 17th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Spit…into a near by receptacle =)
October 17th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
swallow!
i have to agree with tony…
October 17th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Sometimes I swallow..sometimes i spit..depends on my mood :)
October 17th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Either swallow or take it in the face and hair. Sounds like a fair choice.
October 17th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
swallow
October 17th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Neither. I suck, lick and slobber all over him until he’s almost ready to explode and then I jump on his cock and ride him until we come together.
Win/win.
October 17th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
You go, Girl-w/1-track-mind. Sucking is for warm up-foreplay. The real question to be answered is whether its okay to leave a load inside or not. You both need to be on the same page for this. Since it can lead to long term consequences, it’s best to be set for a long-term relationship.
October 17th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Swallow. Just seems less messy and doesn’t kill the mood the way running off to the bathroom to cough ‘it’ up would! Also, I’m not opposed to the taste, sometimes I quite like it!
October 17th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
@Tim M, I’m deft at putting a condom on with my mouth, so the “load inside” is not something I have to consider when I jump on a guy’s cock after sucking him. (Although were I to be in a LT relationship where we were both tested etc., that might be a different scenario.)
October 17th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Neither. The situation, thankfully, has never, uh, come up.
I’m in the “lick her” category, but I’ve never had her go dry while I was doing it. Quite the contrary.
October 17th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
Swallow .. that’s why she’s still here! :)
October 17th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Well Mrs DJ Ed Nice is definitely a spitter lol.. & that’s a-ok lol…
October 18th, 2008 at 12:57 am
SWALLOW, of course.
October 18th, 2008 at 3:09 am
Interesting…. Si
lamesabassman……. and it ain’t over…… hellacool.
October 18th, 2008 at 3:52 am
Swallow every ounce. I wanna chick to suck it out like a straw. Like a slurpie
October 18th, 2008 at 9:14 am
@ Tony Comstock: Good question!
@ The Butterfly Temptress: 1 count for swallow.
@ Nic: Make that 2.
@ lamesabassman: I’ll count that as one for: “Lick a woman dry” — though dry’s not usually a good thing.
@ Alex: 2 for “dry licking” and 3 for swallow.
@ Bad Bad Girl: 4 swallow. 0 spit. Oooooh, I’m a spitter!!! I guess, technically, it’s “neither.” Sucking is just the warm up for better things to come later. And, sometimes, I felate until he almost can’t take it anymore; then, I’ll ask him to enter me missionary so I can actually see his face and feel the weight of his body pulsing strongly into me when he cums. Maybe I’m out of synch with the majority here, but it’s okay; difference is what makes the world go round. :)
@ Thursdayschild: 5 swallow. 0 spit. 1 neither / enter me.
@ dkzone: Apparently you need to date women who read my blog; tons of swallowers around here. :)
@ dragonslayer: 5 swallow. 0 spit. 1 neither / enter me. From the other end, 3 lick her dry.
@ eyelash_wish: 5 swallow. 1 spit. 1 neither / enter me. By the way, thank you for that! It’s not easy to register your voice as the dissenting minority. You rock!
@ fabulousbebe: 6 swallow. 2 spit.
@ mrsbigg: So, when it comes to men’s fluids, you’re bi. ;)
@ Mr. Poopy Pants: What????? You said, “Either swallow or take it in the face and hair.” Oh puh-lease!!!! Whatever. I actually know you and I **KNOW** those aren’t your only choices. Um, ahem. I don’t swallow. But, I’ve also never took it in the face and hair. I’ll leave that there. ;)
@ Peggy b.: 6 swallow. 1 spit. 1 neither / enter me.
@ Girl with a one track mind: Attagirl!!! We’re on the same page with that one, and with putting a condom one using only our mouths, and with (sometimes) sticking it raw in LT relationships. Okay, so, what’s the count? 6 swallow. 2 neither / enter me. 1 spit.
@ Tim M: LOVE these follow up questions / points for further thought.
@ Darwin: 7 swallow. 2 neither / enter me. 1 spit.
@ Baba Doodlius: Mean you’re doing something right!!! :)
@ blkirish: 8 swallow. 2 neither / enter me. 1 spit.
@ DJ Ed-Nice: YES!! We’ve got another one on the Team No Swallow.
@ the filipina mistress: 9 swallow. 2 neither / enter me. 2 spit.
@ Jason: 9 swallow. 2 neither / enter me. 2 spit.
October 18th, 2008 at 9:53 am
if done correctly the lady in question never,ever gets ” dry “…. she just gets wetter
and wetter… and…. well you get the picture…. this was fun… I dont it’s over yet..
lamesabassman…… I kinda like the apex to enter mode… very green….
October 19th, 2008 at 12:00 am
Swallow.
October 19th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
FBC….. when you find that one who is true to you and you alone…. you will shallow…… with the most biggest smile that your sexychocolate self can muster…
lamesabassman….. to do …or not to do….. what a statement…..
October 19th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
I like the idea of swallowing, but lately I’ve had problems with the actual act.
I’m new to the oral sex scene, and when I did my first blow job, I thought to myself, “This swallowing thing is not so bad.” But one day, I was trying to deep throat (something that is waaay beyond my experience level at the moment) and I started to gag. When my boyfriend came, my body involuntarily threw the cum back up. Since then, I’ve had a hard time swallowing. I’m sure it’s a mental thing.
October 20th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
gosh, so many swallows! am i among the minority who like to spit…? but i also like for my guy to come on some part of my body…such a turn on for me. so i like to lick lick lick until he comes comes comes.
October 20th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
@funkybrownchick: Of course those aren’t my only choices. In fact I’ve never done it that way, except somehow by accident. But somehow every single porno I have ever watched ended that way – the guy blowing a load in the girl’s face, she licking her lips like she had just had honey spread all over her face, and I’m wondering – is that so common? Definitely seems like fun… but I guess I’m too shy to ask for it. Just wishful thinking, I suppose.
October 21st, 2008 at 7:57 am
@ Greg & Sheryl: Good that you’re both on the same page with that. :)
@ GrizzBabe: You threw up on him? :) I don’t think I’ve done that yet, but that’s honestly one of my fears. What if I try to swallow and I actually vomit the shit back up!?!?
@ wynsters the tigress: I KNOW!! I was surprised by the large number of swallower, too. :) And, yeah, I like it when guys cum on my chest and torso. There’s something kind of hot about the warm liquid trickling it’s way across my body in trails. Totally a porno move, I know, but I think it’s hot.
@ Mr. Poopy Pants aka Moebius: Don’t believe everything you see in pornos. :) And, yeah, I’m not buying this: “I’m too shy to ask for it.” Stuff. You strike me as the kind of guy who’d just do it and then say, “Oh, oops, sorry, I didn’t mean to do that. It just happened.”
October 21st, 2008 at 7:01 pm
I’m a guy, and I prefer partners who swallow, although if she spat, it’s not a deal breaker.
All my partners have been swallowers, but I secretly prefer “bukkake” and lean toward “facial.”
My current partner likes bukkake and, heh heh, actually has a fetish about her feet. So my answer to your question is, “currently on the feet.”
October 22nd, 2008 at 10:50 am
spit alot… swallow a lil’ lol
October 22nd, 2008 at 11:52 pm
I spit- He swallows. Works for us~~
October 23rd, 2008 at 6:59 am
@ Anonymous1: Who are all these swallowing women? I thought the spitters would win, but there swallowers are definitely in the majority here — for now, at least. By the way, I’ve never had anyone cum on my feet. Interesting concept, tho.
@ DreaD: :)
@ Shon: It’s always good when couples are on the same page. :)
October 24th, 2008 at 9:53 am
As for me, I swallow… But only on the condition that he’s returning the favor.
October 24th, 2008 at 10:39 am
according to Chris Rock….. any and all who swallow are enjoying a very happy love life….. and the ones who dont….. are looking for one…. badly….
lamesabassman…… dont kill the messenger…….
October 24th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
I am so sorry for mispronouncing your name! I will keep practicing.
October 25th, 2008 at 9:13 am
@ Rachel: That sounds fair. :)
@ lamesabassman: Chris Rock is a very funny man.
@ Rochelle: No prob, sweetie!! :)
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