Manly Monday: Colin Sex Machine Powell

Spent the better part of my early AM hours scouring the internet for nude Colin Powell photos. Why? Because endorsing Obama scored him a ticket as today’s Manly Monday pick. Usually, I post hot pics of the Monday dudes. Though Powell appears regal and important in the image you see here, he doesn’t look, you know, sexy. He’s got sex appeal, so why does he oh-so-rarely whip it out and lay it on the camera? “Bring it, gramps. BRING IT!!! We want the sexyface!!”

Speaking of sexy factor. The blog Free Ass Press wrote a hilarious post in which the “reporter” confuses decorated military man and former US Secretary of State Colin Powell with the drunken actor Colin Farrell. “Getting off the fence for the first time in this long presidential campaign, actor Colin Farrell endorsed Barack Obama for president on NBC’s ‘Meet the Press’ program yesterday morning. ‘You bet yer bits I support him,’ Farrell, who is not a U.S. [citizen], told moderator Tom Brokaw before downing three pints of Smithwick’s, belching loudly and then lighting a cigarette. ‘The guy just has somethin’ about him, something that Mick John McCain doesn’t.’” What’s more? After the endorsement, Powell Farrell “went on an extended bender in Los Angeles, where he bedded two models, a movie-studio executive and a cocker spaniel before flying home to his flat in Dublin, Ohio.” Oh my goodness. :)

Anyway. Happy Monday, folks! Just a little something to lighten up a fairly political day. For me, it began with reading this bullshit and was quickly followed by a swift “wrist smack” from The Dark Overlords of Facebook. Apparently, this picture is obscene because the top 39% of Tess‘ left areola (not even the nipple!!) is kind of sort of visible. :( So, Facebook yanked the photo off the 2009 NYC Sex Bloggers Calendar launch party invite page, sent me an email with the subject “Facebook Warning” and made me check this box on my account to swear that I’d be a good girl from now on. Sheesh.


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Wonderlove October 20, 2008 at 3:23 pm

Colin Powell? Hmmm…ok, he has a tad swag. I’d have dinner and champagne with cat-daddy. LOL Ooh! And Greg Gumbel too!

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Bronze Trinity October 20, 2008 at 4:34 pm

Can you believe Colin Powell is 71??? He’s just a year younger than McCain! He’s pretty well preserved don’t you think?

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wynsters the tigress October 20, 2008 at 7:12 pm

71?? god, i love black men.

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dan-E October 21, 2008 at 3:52 am

i’ve seen half-naked latin chicks showing their ass cheeks in little booty shorts and thongs (not that there’s anything wrong with that) on facebook. i’ve seen way more sideboob as well but OH MY GOD IS THAT HER AREOLA?

give me a break.

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Twanna A. Hines | FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com October 21, 2008 at 8:01 am

@ Wonderlove: I know. He’s the hottness, right?

@ Bronze Trinity: See, I could make a “the black don’t crack” joke here, but I’ll refrain. ;)

@ wynsters the tigress: Okay, so you did it. :)

@ dan-E: Yeah, I was kind of surprised about the picture being pulled. Truth be told, I was like, “But no one’s naked.” Then, I looked closer — only then did I notice the areola. Seriously, I soooooo don’t think that shot’s obscene.

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