Top 10: Movies with Older Women & Younger Men Relationships
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A couple weeks ago over brunch, a friend who reads this blog and I spent hours gossiping about the younger men we’ve dated. We’re both fans. Fret not. Old dudes are fun, too; and, at a later date, I’ll dedicate a Manly Monday post to the those guys. Anyway. Back to the spry little ones. Dating younger guys is tons of fun. It’s a lot like having a favorite puppy. A sweet, energetic, fun and uncorrupted pup.
Okay, so, lately, I’ve been watching romantic movies about imaginary couples who have The Perfect Love Life I often wish I had — even though I know such a thing doesn’t exist. If you’re in the mood for sexy, interesting flicks about hot younger men and sexy older women pairings, I’ll recommend my top 10 faves:
PRIME: Watch this one if you’ve ever thought, “I soooo don’t get the appeal of younger men.” You’ll get it after this. :) The movie shows the pros and cons. The pros, of course, are extremely delicious.
NOTES ON A SCANDAL: Posh British woman marries an older man and cheats on him with a soccer-playing Irish teen in her school. (Damn that kid is hot; fret not, he’s legal now.) In addition to the older man - younger woman - much younger man trio, there’s a little older woman / younger woman crushing too.
HAROLD AND MAUDE: GILF sex. How could I not include this one??
HOW STELLA GOT HER GROOVE BACK: Believe it or not, I’ve never done the whole “vacation fling.” I’ve had a fling with a dude while he was on his vacation, but never during my own. Must. Take. Vacation. Soon. By the way, I notice this trailer is on MySpace, but not YouTube. I took the embed out because I CAN’T STAND audio and video clips that are set to autostart.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=19818998
Y tu mamá también: What’s better than hooking up with a younger guy? Hooking up with two at the same time. :)
Class: I used to be a huge Rob Lowe fan. That Andrew guy? Not so much.
FOOD OF LOVE: Instead of the older female teacher / younger male student stuff, this one has an older male teacher and younger male student. Hot. I’ve kinda got a thing for guy-on-guy action. Plus, I love Kevin Bishop. See him in this movie, then watch L’Auberge Espagnole. Hard to believe it’s the same guy. Good actor.
RUSHMORE: Damn, this “older female teacher and younger male students” stuff is a common theme. Male Funky Brown Chick readers, tell me: Did ALL of you fantasize about getting it on with your teachers when you were in school?!?
THE GOOD GIRL: This is probably my favorite Jennifer Aniston movie.
THE GRADUATE: Well, hello Mrs. Robinson! Gotta include the old standby, no?
* For the record, I soooo wanted to include Alfie (Jude Law and Susan Sarandon), but I’m saving that one for a different post about the hottest interracial couples. By the way, I haven’t forgotten that I still owe you guys a “How to Hook Up with Hot Black Chicks” post.
October 29th, 2008 at 10:39 am
on the whole, crushing on the teacher, yeah, we all did. The number one reaction most guys have to the whole, 24 year old hot female teacher in trouble for banging 16 year old student is wanting to give that kid a high five.
And, it was such a big one for me, that when I found out that the women i was dating was graduating to become a teacher, I married her. (There were other reasons, of course. )
October 29th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Actually, we *didn’t* all have teacher crushes. If you saw the teachers I had, you’d know why I say that. >Shudder!<
October 29th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
shadowboxer—helen mirren and Cuba gooding jr
I will admit to some prior indescretions with older married women. LOL.
I always thought cougars were fun. ;)
October 29th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
I like The Graduate and Stella got her groove back. I am one who does date younger men. I used to date older back when I was younger. Now that I am in my 30’s I like men in their 20’s.. It is just where my head is at. Men my age don’t really want to do much. I like to go out and such.
October 29th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Maybe not every teacher but one or two for sure. The early years of high school,horny all the time, awkward and these wonderful young women authority figures. Bliss really.
Real life, after school was much better. Older women still retained their appeal. Married ones too. Maybe married ones especially.
October 30th, 2008 at 2:00 am
Younger men are cute. I don’t know about long-term as they may wander once the novelty wears off. Still, they are nice to look at and flirt with.
October 30th, 2008 at 6:57 am
I had such a crush on my History teacher – one day as I handed in my paper at the end of the class, I kissed her on the lips. To this day, I cannot tell you why or how it happened, it wasn’t premeditated. What I do remember is that the class cheered, she tasted like cherries and smelt great (later, I discovered she was wearing Opium). I was promptly expelled, punished by my mother (read severely spanked) and sent to a strict boarding school.
I don’t regret it and Opium still drives me nuts.
October 30th, 2008 at 9:31 am
@ Alexander: I think Sean Connery has a fun quote about the high five stuff. I’ll try to find it. :)
@ Baba Doodlius: I know, right? We didn’t have hot teachers in my schools either? I had a crush on one the math teachers and my bio teacher, but I think that’s more because they were so brainy and really on top of their game. Smart men REALLY turn me on. Especially math geeks.
@ dkzone: WHAT??? Helen Mirren and Cuba Gooding jr hook up in a movie?? How did I miss that one?!?! I’ll save that for the hot interracial couples post. :) By the way, I sooooo wanna know about the hot indiscretions stuff. You’re not the guy who sent me the email about fucking his best friend’s mom are you?
@ Mahoganydymond: Exactly!! I think all energetic 30-something women should date 20-something boys. They’re able to keep up, so it’s fun.
@ don: Hmmm … I get the impression you’re into: (1) eating fruit you’re not supposed to taste and (2) dominant women. :)
@ starkitty50: For me, it works longterm too — as long as they aren’t TOO young.
@ Patlabor: I *LOVE* that story!!!!!! :)
October 30th, 2008 at 9:41 am
I first began dating older “women” when I was a teenager. I was always told I was was an “old soul”. Because of this, the girls my age found me boring or confusing. I read alot about the one thing I was most interested in… girls and women. I was trying to understand how to get a girlfriend. The problem with my reading wass that I consumed literature about ADULT women, not girls. As a teenage boy, I began getting in the heads of grown women, by reading Essence, Glamour, Cosmo, New Woman and other women’s magazines. By the time I got to college, I was speaking their language but still often found it difficult to connect with sisters my age. So I tried women older. It was an easy fit. They were 5, 10, 15, 20 years older than I was. They were refined, full of conversation, great listeners, straight talkers, wonderfully sexual, although not always as creative as I hoped. (That changed after we would spend time together. I said I read alot! ;-D) They weren’t wishy-washy as so many sisters my age were at the time. They appreciated my intensity and passion. Only once did any one of them lavish me with gifts. After a few months of that, I put an end to the gifting. We were always friends first and I was interested growing that and the multi-leveled intimacy.
Over the years, I’ve run into a few of them. Some married, some not. They have aged, gracefully, and remain beautiful, vibrant. When they’ve seen me, the sparkle of memory dances in their eyes
when we chat. We embrace, laugh, reminisce and part as we met, like friends. My heart still flutters….
October 30th, 2008 at 11:27 am
of all… Stella was, 2 me, the best… all the Ladies out there are a turn on to me…
from 32 and up… from 22 to 31 they have to decide which way is up.. then from
32 on… everyone is so sharp….. but the most interesting ones are the cougars…
they know exactly what they want… need…. and desire…. and they take no
prisoners…… guys…. if you never, ever been with a cougar…. go for it…..
lamesabassman…… it will change your life…..
October 30th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Have I shown you my list of eigenfunction solutions to the Boltzmann equation recently? :)
October 30th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
No…. but please do Mr.D…. ’cause my brain needs all the help it could get….and do I have to stop eating the green M&M’s first….
lamesabassman……. will try anything once…. as long as it dont tickle…..
October 30th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
God bless this post.
I had no fantasy-worthy teachers. Darn you, Catholic school!
Fun fact about PRIME: there’s a scene in there from a restaurant off Bleecker, Sushi Mambo, that does worthy feats with mango and masago.
October 30th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
I feel your pain….. having been to Catholic grade school and high school…. penguins….. to Brothers ( yeah, they were catholic 2…) they sure were nothing 2
look at……
lamesabassman…… ” Free …. at last…. “
October 30th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
nope…never did that….thought about it once..okay twice, but what guy doesn’t think about that. LOL
November 2nd, 2008 at 4:22 pm
“I took the embed out because I CAN’T STAND audio and video clips that are set to autostart.”
Massive thumbs up. Thank you for preserving us from the horror that is autostarting music/video.
November 4th, 2008 at 11:46 am
The Last Seduction.
A great, hot, film.
November 6th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
@ ROSEFOGG: Last summer, I went on a date with a younger man who said the same thing. Basically, I thought he was too mature for women his age, they bored him. Interesting.
@ lamesabassman: :)
@ Baba Doodlius: That’s hot. HOT!!
@ Brenz: Glad you like it!! I’m gonna do a similar one for interracial couples. :)
@ dkzone: :)
@ medwards: I knew I wasn’t alone on that one. Seriously, autostart it’s probably my *biggest* online pet peeve. That and popup windows.
@ Mike: Oooooh, haven’t seen that one.
November 7th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Now you’re just manipulating my affection for women of all stripes and types.
November 10th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
:)
November 11th, 2008 at 2:55 am
well …. Brendan…… hmmm….. you have have not lived…. til you’ve been
manipulated by women of all stripes and types…..” oh, MaMa … that’s where the
fun is….”
it’s a beautiful vibe…… and when they shoot that look…. yeah….. dat one…. well
dont ya just …. kinda float…..
lamesabassman…… am with floatation devices as I type….. mercy …..suffffah
December 12th, 2008 at 11:24 am
Oh MAN. I am totally renting the Good Girl now. Thanks for giving me something to put in my Netflix! Rushmore is also pretty awesome. And an amazing soundtrack.
December 12th, 2008 at 11:36 am
american gangster ….. the things you can do in this country…… maybe if Mr.Gov
Ron B. had viewed this tome….. just maybe he could of dodged this fiasco …..
no country for old men….. must see from the down stroke….
first sunday…..a big pass….. bring back another friday… please
anything by tyler perry…… you will have fun
time bandits……. yeah, am dating myself…. but it is soooo cool
lamesabassman……. at times like this…. Netflix rules
December 14th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
How is Harold and Maude not listed here??? The greatest “older woman-younger man” love story of all time.
December 14th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Gore-gore!
She totally did! Right before “Stella” and right after “Notes on a Scandal”.
It’s ok, I don’t blame you, it’s such a great film, your adoration totally clouded your vision. So gooood….
January 1st, 2009 at 4:41 am
Oh yea… teenagers dreaming abt ther teachers… ya that i believe is common.. it sure did happen to me…
i was 15 ans she was my maths teacher.. 28 ya 29 i guess, she was married but her hubby was away… was really beautiful. she has got fabulous body and i loved watching her skin thru her dress.. I always stare at her and she knew that i had a crush on her..
Didnt happnd much..but on our sentoff party from the school, we were the one assigned to decorate the cornor room of the hall… it was late that day… and that was when i kissed her.. she was hot as an iron.. her hands went into my pants and my lips on to her 36C boobs… wooow..it was just 10 mnts..but i loved it….
January 1st, 2009 at 6:56 am
@ Dolly Shot: I love Rushmore! I saw Jason Schwartzman exiting my the same hotel I was staying in last Autumn. In person, he’s even hotter (and shorter) than I expected.
@ Gore-Gore Girl: See Gore-Gore’s comment. :)
@ Dolly Shot: LOVE that film!!
@ Stanly: Ah, are you British? I love it how the Brits say “maths” instead of “math” :)
January 5th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
great list!
p.s. & the reader should be on this list… both HOT!
topher grace (student applying to college) & laura linney(admissions counselor) in p.s.:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SncbCSA8ABQ
kate winslet & HOT new german actor david kross in the reader:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KydqEPaU8HE
April 12th, 2009 at 11:30 am
@Twanna…
he..he..smart!! nice catch!! yup i am Brit :)
and ya always attracted to older women..
August 15th, 2009 at 9:25 am
“Tadpole” was a coming-of-age story about a 15-year-old boy who falls in love with his stepmother, Eve and winds up with her best friend, starring Bebe Neuwirth, John Ritter and Sigourney weaver. It’s worth a look.