Yesterday, I ran like a damn maniac to the corner of 13th and 2nd (or was it 11th and 3rd) to pick up a fresh copy of the latest New York Press newspaper. Why? Because OH MY FUCKING BUDDHA, I made the cut for this edition’s sex column. Go read it:
Take My Vibrator, Please!
http://www.nypress.com/21/44/news&columns/sexcolumn.cfm
Yep. The new “Flavor of the Week” is Funky Brown Chocolate Chip. Randomness … Speaking of flavors, there’s a cupcake place in Atlanta called Chocolate Pink. Is it just me or does that sound a little naughty? Rachel, J Brotherlove and I all giggled about it when we discovered it earlier this year. “Chocolate Pink.” Let that sink in for a bit. Anywoo. J tells me they were featured on the Real Housewives of Atlanta recently. Good for them. On another note, I’m still developing the site www.twannahines.com. It includes articles and press sections. That way, I won’t have to commandeer a Funky Brown Chick post every time one of my pieces gets published and/or I’m out there in the media. You can read my words and listen to my voice at your leisure (if you’re into that). Speaking of which, of course, HUGE drippy kisses and hugs to *EVERYONE* who reads my work. Deepest gratitude for your continued support.
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I absolutely loved your article in New York Press. It was funny and I can relate.
Congrats! Well done.
I look forward to reading more from you.
Very good column, Twanna!
But wait a minute – I thought you named your *laptop* Denzel. How many Denzels do you have? Do you have a spatula named Denzel who makes you pancake breakfasts? A wrench named Denzel who fixes your plumbing? Denzel the hat who keep s the sun from burning you?
Read it, loved it.
Your column was hilarious!! I was about to go to sleep and decided to glance over the first paragraph.. I was at the end in 2 minutes! You’re a great writer.
sooooooo…… you keeping to yourself …… agin….. am betting that you found your rainbeau ……… but whatever you’re doing….. dont stop….. the flow is soooo
skin tight…… covering many levels at the same time…… you play Chess sometimes
but….. a laptop named Denzel….. a spatula named….. do you get your cupcakes
FedEx to you…. 2….. anything to keep you pace is a very good thing…… er.. ahem.. ahhhh.. what else in your kitchen has a name..wait for a parsec…. that’s
TMI, bella…… you raise a very verbose thought, Mr. D., and will ponder such while under a Cosmo Moon…..
a thought …. since when CNN has gone infotainment ……. and Comedy Central..
the news……. end of Days….. or did SNL branch out to funny again….
lamesabassman……” Ya gotta keep them separated……”
p.s. very good ink in the New York Press….. but …. da HuffPostGig…..” baby, I’m
amazed ….. ”
lamesabasssman…… and ” Breathless……”
@ Zuelapooh: THANKS!! I’m really glad you liked it.
@ Baba Doodlius: You’re funny!!! And, yeah, I went through a phase where I named all things I cherished Denzel. My vibrator, my laptop and so on. But, after losing Denzel the vibrator and having Denzel the laptop die on me, I decided to quit “Denzel” altogether. My current laptop is named “Lenny” (Kravitz) and my vibrator is “Mr. Teo Wai.”
@ Anthony: THANKS!!! Seriously, it means a lot to know my work is appreciated.
@ Carmen: THANK YOU, too!!
@ lamesabassman: Thanks.
wow, great article
Congrats babe, it was a great article!
@ Judy: Sorry, I’m backlogged on responding to comments. THANK YOU for this oen. :)
@ DJ Ed-Nice: Thanks, sugarboogar. ;)