BRYAN R. ADAMS: Um, yeah, so, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about your boy.
FUNKY BROWN CHICK: What boy? I don’t have a boy.BRYAN R. ADAMS: That site … um, what’s that site … Mashable? I’m just saying, you know, I saw you wrote for it and stuff … and of course I saw the picture.
FUNKY BROWN CHICK: I like Mashable; it’s a good site. You should check it out.BRYAN R. ADAMS: Yeah … um … but, see, before I say what I’m about to say, I just wanna set a few things straight …
FUNKY BROWN CHICK: [uh-oh]
BRYAN R. ADAMS: I’m a man.
FUNKY BROWN CHICK: Uh-huh?BRYAN R. ADAMS: I LOVE my wife … We have a beautiful child together. You know what I’m saying? I’m in love with my wife, and I’m as straight as they come.
FUNKY BROWN CHICK: I never doubted that.BRYAN R. ADAMS: Yeah, yeah, I know, I know … I’m just saying …
FUNKY BROWN CHICK: Pete Cashmore?BRYAN R. ADAMS: [shifts uncomfortably] Yeah … Even *I* have to admit …
BRYAN R. ADAMS: That’s one good-looking dude.
This post was endorsed by: (1) The Brown Girls Who Think Pete Cashmore is Sexeh Club, LLC; (2) random white dudes who like brown sugar; and (3) straight men everywhere who are secure enough with their sexuality to admit another dude is attractive. I’m Twanna A. Hines, and I approved this message.
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Credit paid: Photo of me & Bryan was taken at a Supernodes event — the best party for NYC’s grown & sexy crowd. To learn more about Bryan R. Adams (the dude who loves his wife’s brown sugar) visit this site. Chocolate cupcake photo of Pete is by Andrew Mager (via Valleywag).
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Straight dudes everywhere recognize the glory that is Pete Cashmore. He’s not alone.
what’s not to like……..
lamesabassman…….. smooth……
Yeah so, he alright, Psshhh.
I never could figure out why dudes have a problem saying somebody is attractive. its not like we’re in prison and it going to lead to an “oz” moment…
I thought I only liked birds until I saw “that picture”. And on that note, I’d like to say that not only is your badonkadonk highly impressive, but that the word “badonkadonk” is entirely underutilized in modern Western culture.
Wooooow! Ummm, the fact that he’s devouring that little brown cupcake right there really really adds to his overall hotness. Yeah
It always comes back to OZ. Hmm Twanna, very cute man in the top picture. Who is that…hmmmmm?
alicia
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Twanna
That’s some BS … We straight dudes will never recognize nor admit that a guy is attractive unless he/she is in driag and we’ve been drinking!
~blk
This is so funny to me. BTW, I love this pic of Pete Cashmore. He’s hot.
Okay, first, why do so many young black men talk like that, as if they can’t put a couple of sentences together and just say what they mean? Second, the video and music is killer. And third, okay, the guy’s pretty good looking; doesn’t phase me one bit. Guess I’m a black man who’s secure; yeah!
if you are in tune with your hellacool….. then to recognize and give props to a dude does not limit your hellacool…. but expands it……
and Mr.D ….. copyright that woid…and I will use it ……
lamesabassman…… just how secure …. are you……
@ Love Blog: Thanks for the link love!! :)
@ tiffany: :)
@ lamesabassman: :)
@ Anthony: :)
@ dkzone: A LOT of dudes are afraid of the Oz moment.
@ Baba Doodlius: Fret not; I’ve come to bring “badonkadonk” back.
@ LoveIsDope: I know, right??? ;)
@ Alicia: That’s Bryan R. Adams. Sweetest guy ever!!
@ blkirish: Oh, come on!!!
@ starkitty50: :)
@ Mitch: Okay, first, I think he was talking like that because he was “shy” or “nervous” about the topic — not “because he’s black.” Bryan is actually highly articulate!! And, clean!! ;) Second, TOTALLY agree with you. :) And third, indeed he is. :)
@ lamesabassman: :)
Does Pete date black women? I’m new to your blog some I’m confused as to what is going on.
I used the pic from this post and the convo w/ Bryan because I thought it was funny. But, oh gaaaaaawd, I soooo don’t know who Pete dates; I stay out of the details of folks’ personal lives. :) The “brown sugar” comment came from Valleywag and was, presumably, just a joke about the brown cupcake. :)
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