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The festival of lights starts at sundown. To all good-looking Jewish boys everywhere, this funky brown chick salutes you and your hot, circumcised dicks. ;) Chag Sameach!
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I love Jewish men. Never got a chance to date one, but I can admire them from afar. I always thought that Adam Sandler was cute. And Brad Garrett from “Everybody Loves Raymond” was cute too. Have you dated many Jewish guys?? What are they like? I’ve heard that they have a great sense of humor, not to mention very passionate.
We do have a great sense of humor, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Stiller, Ben Stiller, all five stooges, need I go on. We are great in the sack too, not that anyone else isn’t mind you, just that we are.
After losing 6 million people in the Holocaust we have to be passionate, not to mention the way Jews have been treated through out time immemorial. Similar to the way black people have been treated through out history. Why we need to remain close, so that things like the Holocaust and Slavery (although it still exists) will never exist in the western word again.
Jeez, I meant the western world.
choices…. choices….. may all find all and be happy …..
lamesabassman……. happy holidays to one and all…. and to all a good night…
Oh yeah, drop the C we normally go with H
OMG I love that song! :) BTW you’ve been TAGGED. Check my blog for the deets
Thank you for that insight Jaiart :-) Now I have something more to fantasize about!!! I married a Pole with Jewish relatives, so that’s the closest I will ever get. :-)
ROFL!! Oh MAN, do I love me some Jewish men ~ ! Fine Israeli noses, the beautiful Hebrew language, always “beseder”! Btw–Adam Sandler still kept a nice figure in that Zohan film. Mmmm…
Not all Jews are Israeli. Russian, Polish, Spanish, Ethiopian, American of African descent (me), and more places too. So we come from around the globe
Yes, yes, I apologize for my inaccuracy…I wanted something a little more colorful to say than “I love the noses of most Jewish men”…but as I write it now, it doesn’t sound so bad. Thanks pal!
Wasn’t correcting was simply informing.
Thanks, Twanna. I hope you had a merry Christmas.
On the subject of Jews as lovers bear in mind that we do not have the concept of original sin, marital sex is considered a positive activity for its own sake and not just for procreation (it’s encouraged for couples beyond childbearing years), and generally we are less sexually conflicted. Jewish Husbands are commanded to provide their wives three things: shelter (housing & clothing), nutrition, and sexual gratification; if our wives do not reach orgasm we have not fulfilled our obligation. There is a chapter in the Talmud which discusses how often a husband is required to sexually service his wife depending on his occupation. If a husband cannot or will not perform sexually to the wife’s satisfaction she can divorce him. It’s no wonder that Jewish men have a reputation for being proficient at cunnilingus.
Dang.. the weight from the next to last sentence alone would be enough to cold crush a few life-styles as even I know them….. so… what’s why Mr. Davis Jr. converted ….. sweet….
lamesabassman…. got room for a Roman Catholic……
No such thing as a convert, there are however people born with Jewish souls that had to make their way back to the tribe.
Jewish women are great in sack also. Man I love Jewish women, they know how to treat their men.
well…. leave a lamp in the window….. I’ll be home soon….
lamesabassman….. guess I’ll have to give up ribs now……