Archive for 2009
New York, I Hate You … But, I Love You Too.
Just got back from an extended trip to Illinois. When I’m in the Midwest, I get really nostalgic and I wonder why I ever left. Sometimes, I fucking hate New York. Seriously. I want to be near my Chicago-based family and friends again. And, I miss having a decent [Read More]
Manly Monday: What is The Average Penis Size?
Technorati Tags: dating, genitalia, genitals, Men, penises, relationships, sex, women [Read More]
I Keep Men At a Distance So They Can’t Danger My Heart
I’m perched several stories in the dark sky, curled up on the floral couch of my apartment’s living room. I’m alone. It’s 2:00 a.m and Manhattan’s streets are quiet — at least they are in this part of town. Wearing panties and a t-shirt, [Read More]
In Pictures: Caption This Photo: ___________
My friend John is an actor in New York, and I love film. So, last night, we went to the “IFP & Shooting People Holiday Happy Hour.” Although my hair looks a bit messy, I actually really really LIKE this photo of us. Plus, I love how full my chest looks. On [Read More]
How To Pick Up Women
If you could see my calendar, you’d know why I didn’t get around to updating Funky Brown Chick yesterday. (Actually, in case you’re interested, here’s a screenshot.) There’s something on every evening. And, some nights, like tonight, there are [Read More]
Santigold: Hot, Sexy Brown Woman Alert!!!
If we’re friends on Facebook, you already know I’ve recently discovered Santigold. By “discovered” I mean, yesterday at lunch at FreeFoods, a great song blasted overhead. Wondering what is was, I whipped out my touch phone, threw it in the air and [Read More]
Top 25 Must-See Foreign Films (No dubbing!!)
Blowing dust off my inbox, I’m answering an old question from a Funky Brown Chick reader. A few months ago, someone asked: “I seem to like your taste in films. I was wondering if you could do a blog about top foreign films that are a ‘must see’ or [Read More]
Manly Monday: Tiger Woods’ Hole In One (Or More)
Gaaaah! I’m tired of this story already. When I heard about Tiger Woods car crash, I tweeted about it because I thought the guy was dying. As the story unfolded, it was clear his life and limbs were not in jeopardy. His groin’s adventures became the [Read More]
