How to Shave Your Balls

Question of the day: Clean-shaven balls … Hot or Not? (via Jezebel)

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Mollena June 1, 2009 at 12:48 am

Clean shaven balls = lovely.

5:00 shadow, Testicle style = FAIL.

Unless you are This One Guy I know, who has the best pubes ever!

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A. June 1, 2009 at 6:32 am

That’s not a very useful video, as they don’t actually show someone shaving.  Prudes :P

I don’t really see the point in shaving there…I guess it’s prone to all the same problems women encounter–rashes, ingrown hairs.  Neatly trimmed is better.

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Horton June 1, 2009 at 9:51 am

My wife loves some clean shaven balls, let me tell you.  It’s a BIG benefit for both of us, if you know what I mean….but let me tell you another thing….it is a real pain in the butt to get done.

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Baba Doodlius June 1, 2009 at 10:32 am

Plttht.  REAL men use a weed whacker.  Or better yet, they just rip that hair out by the roots, in large handfuls.

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dkzone June 1, 2009 at 1:23 pm

I shaved my balls once with a hair trimmer……

lets just say the guard on the trimmer gives you a FALSE sense of security. =(

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wynsters the tigress June 1, 2009 at 2:25 pm

definitely not hot. but i guess, to each their own.

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paddy June 1, 2009 at 5:24 pm

Take it from me, that’s going to itch like hell when it grows back. Like HELL, I tell you!

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letinstar June 1, 2009 at 6:16 pm

“trimming the bush to make the tree look taller”… this is the lesson for today…

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Mimi June 1, 2009 at 10:26 pm

I’m with Horton.  At first I was like A and said who cares then my husband did it because of some issues related to bicycling and I was sold.  He would trim before this but now that he keeps it clean I get up close and personal with the area more often.

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Becky June 1, 2009 at 11:26 pm

I blogged about it here, and my perspective is that Gillette is just preying on young men’s insecurities regarding penis size. They open and close this “how to” with the promise of “trimming the bush to make the tree look taller.” They are just trying to sell razors and make money.

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King Steve June 1, 2009 at 11:35 pm

I keep mine all nice and clean because I expect my lady not to have a huge giant bush.

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lamesabassman...... June 2, 2009 at 10:51 am

Mollena….. that is one very lucky Horton….. you paint a lovely scene with just a small view 
of you…. your skin tone is to die for….. and can just imagine how to rest of you is , ahem,
viewed…. the stories are hellacool and the kitty deserves more than a walk on …. ’tis so 
refreshing to see the medium as you use it done so well….

lamesabassman…… and you have eyes that one could be lost in ….. forever….

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lamesabassman...... June 2, 2009 at 10:57 am

trimming the bush so the tree looks taller….. gadzooks…. that’s a good one….  having been
trimmed since forever, the Ladies love it ’cause it looks to them to be very neat and clean to
play in and around……. me, I love when the Ladies are either trimmed or full flowing… the taste of you when you are trimmed is hellacool….. and when you are full flowing… it’s like
an uncharted forest waiting to be claimed….

lamesabassman…… and enjoyed…..

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Twanna A. Hines | FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com June 2, 2009 at 12:11 pm

Mollena:  5:00 shadow, Testicle style = ITCHY!!! :(

A: Ditto on that. Trimming is better than shaving.

Horton: Do you use Gilette? :)

Baba Doodlius: I laughed out loud when I read your comment!! :) BTW, Chuck Norris is so badass he probably rips his out with his teeth.

dkzone: OMG, are you okay???  :(

wynsters the tigress: I’m a fan of trimmed, not shaven.

paddy: My thoughts exactly.

letinstar: That was my favorite line from the video.

Mimi: I have sensitive men. When I kick men with too much stubble, the skin on around my lips and chin gets irritated from all that scratching. So, um, NO I wouldn’t ever lick Mr. Itchy Balls.

Becky: Dude, it’s capitalism and they’re a huge company: http://www.pg.com/common/product_sitemap.shtml. Almost everything they do is likely centered on $$ no?  :)

King Steve: No one loves a huge bush. Or, maybe some people do. :) Just, you know, not me.

lamesabassman: Cleanliness is next to Godliness.

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dkzone June 3, 2009 at 1:06 pm

Oh sure!!

hurt like the dickens…..hehe..pun intended.

But all the moving machinery works like a timex…

“takes a licken, and keeps on sticken!!”

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lamesabassman...... June 3, 2009 at 1:19 pm

dkzone…. you are very brave…..  it takes a while but when you find the right shaver and
the perfect way to do it…. it works….. just dont cough or nothing …. ’cause with one nick
you may ,and I quote Ms. Parton in saying…. ” you could go from a rooster to a hen in one
shot…”

lamesabassman….. and if you go the wrong way when shaving …. the growback’s gonna 
hurt like a mug……

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Twanna A. Hines | FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com June 4, 2009 at 11:52 pm

dkzone: Like the dickens??? :)

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dkzone June 5, 2009 at 10:00 am

In HS, I suffered at the hands of Dickens…..yes to the point it hurt. I , to this day, hate the story “Great expectations” and anyone named Pip.

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lamesabassman...... June 7, 2009 at 10:58 am

so … I guess , dkzone , that listening to G. Knight and the ….. is not in your iPOD, eh….
can feel your pain….. had Dickens in HS and College…..

lamesabassman….. hated it….

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Jeff June 9, 2009 at 5:09 pm

I have been shaving mine for a long time now. At first I just did the sides then slowly worked my way in to reduce the itch. I now shave everything except a small patch above my shaft. My wife freeked out when I first did it but now if I let it grow she demands I shave it. I also shave my stomach up to my chest and trim all my body hair just to make things look a little more uniform. I like it this way and I’m glad I did it. 

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WandaWantsFun August 14, 2009 at 7:02 am

The Gelette video isn’t as LOL as this one other YouTube vid title: Shave Balls To Make Your Bat Look Bigger: A Baseball Adventure
Looks like a mashup of an old black and white newsreel. I put the address in the URL box above. Is that how to do it?  Or here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jExWiNrcmLo

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