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	<title>Comments on: I Woke Up with My Vibrator on My Kitchen Counter</title>
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	<description>Twanna is a sex, dating and relationships writer in New York City. She's funky. She has brown skin. And, she's a chick. FUNKYBROWNCHICK™ chronicles her life.</description>
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		<title>By: anthonyb</title>
		<link>http://funkybrownchick.com/2009/07/10/i-woke-up-with-my-vibrator-on-my-kitchen-counter/comment-page-1/#comment-109895</link>
		<dc:creator>anthonyb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:38:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Amstel Lights......shots of chilled Patron.......pass out on the subway at 2:21 a.m........run south 29 blocks.......shower with your clothes on.........a dead vibrator on your kitchen counter.


Ok check all of the above, now I know what to do next weekend, thanks for the suggestions.

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Amstel Lights&#8230;&#8230;shots of chilled Patron&#8230;&#8230;.pass out on the subway at 2:21 a.m&#8230;&#8230;..run south 29 blocks&#8230;&#8230;.shower with your clothes on&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;a dead vibrator on your kitchen counter.</p>
<p>Ok check all of the above, now I know what to do next weekend, thanks for the suggestions.</p>
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		<title>By: lamesabassman......</title>
		<link>http://funkybrownchick.com/2009/07/10/i-woke-up-with-my-vibrator-on-my-kitchen-counter/comment-page-1/#comment-109717</link>
		<dc:creator>lamesabassman......</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 06:36:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>second rule...... no mama talk or thoughts of..... besides dont all mamas know all from the jump street just what page you&#039;re on...


lamesabassman..... and you&#039;ll know if Mom has ever read this tome from the tone in her
voice..... they wont say much, then again they never have to.....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>second rule&#8230;&#8230; no mama talk or thoughts of&#8230;.. besides dont all mamas know all from the jump street just what page you&#8217;re on&#8230;</p>
<p>lamesabassman&#8230;.. and you&#8217;ll know if Mom has ever read this tome from the tone in her<br />
voice&#8230;.. they wont say much, then again they never have to&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>By: alicia</title>
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		<dc:creator>alicia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 16:31:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LMAO umm wow...does your mama read your blog?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LMAO umm wow&#8230;does your mama read your blog?</p>
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		<title>By: Aspasia</title>
		<link>http://funkybrownchick.com/2009/07/10/i-woke-up-with-my-vibrator-on-my-kitchen-counter/comment-page-1/#comment-109532</link>
		<dc:creator>Aspasia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 20:55:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What a calm night you had, Twanna. Honestly, you need to get out more! LIVE! 

:-P</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What a calm night you had, Twanna. Honestly, you need to get out more! LIVE! </p>
<p>:-P</p>
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		<title>By: ebwriter</title>
		<link>http://funkybrownchick.com/2009/07/10/i-woke-up-with-my-vibrator-on-my-kitchen-counter/comment-page-1/#comment-109515</link>
		<dc:creator>ebwriter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 15:24:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LMAO. That is crazy! That is why I don&#039;t drink.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LMAO. That is crazy! That is why I don&#8217;t drink.</p>
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		<title>By: lamesabassman......</title>
		<link>http://funkybrownchick.com/2009/07/10/i-woke-up-with-my-vibrator-on-my-kitchen-counter/comment-page-1/#comment-109319</link>
		<dc:creator>lamesabassman......</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:25:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>29 blocks....... you be sooooo fit.....




lamesabassman....... that&#039;s hellacool....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>29 blocks&#8230;&#8230;. you be sooooo fit&#8230;..</p>
<p>lamesabassman&#8230;&#8230;. that&#8217;s hellacool&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: lamesabassman......</title>
		<link>http://funkybrownchick.com/2009/07/10/i-woke-up-with-my-vibrator-on-my-kitchen-counter/comment-page-1/#comment-109316</link>
		<dc:creator>lamesabassman......</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 23:22:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>so..... where did you leave the body.....




lamesabassman...... and the Patron.....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>so&#8230;.. where did you leave the body&#8230;..</p>
<p>lamesabassman&#8230;&#8230; and the Patron&#8230;..</p>
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		<title>By: Baba Doodlius</title>
		<link>http://funkybrownchick.com/2009/07/10/i-woke-up-with-my-vibrator-on-my-kitchen-counter/comment-page-1/#comment-109296</link>
		<dc:creator>Baba Doodlius</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 22:45:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, that happens to me all the time.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, that happens to me all the time.</p>
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		<title>By: dkzone</title>
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		<dc:creator>dkzone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:31:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You are, easily, one of the most fabulous people I know

=)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You are, easily, one of the most fabulous people I know</p>
<p>=)</p>
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		<title>By: tryinhrd2</title>
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		<dc:creator>tryinhrd2</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 17:28:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If only you could remember the details!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If only you could remember the details!</p>
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