Manly Monday: Pictures of White Men’s Meat

If you’ve read (See: Does Guy-on-Guy Action Turn You On? and Do Men Look Good Naked?), you already know I like drooling at artistic male nudes. I’m getting a few photographs to mat and frame on my bathroom walls. I like the idea of buying nude art sold directly via photographers on websites and social media. You get the know the artist better. Plus, it’s easier and less expensive than getting stuff at galleries. One of my faves, deviantART, rocks — though, unfortunately, a lot of the guys are on there are, like, you know, white. Don’t get me wrong. I have nothing against lighter varieties of meat. If you count all my exes from Europe as “white” then, technically, I’ve slept with more white dudes than black men. Still, that doesn’t mean I ONLY date them. Nor do I have the desire to ONLY look at their penises when I’m standing unclothed in my bathroom with fuzzy bath mat lint into between my bare toes as I get ready to enter the shower. When I find a site with an affordable, good collection of Asian, Latino, black and other colorful naughty bits for purchase, I’ll post the link. (If you know one, please share.) In the meantime, for this glorious Manly Monday, behold what has become: “The Other White Meat” collection. ;) Haven’t made any purchases yet, so let me know which photo(s) you like best. (Pssst, see my other deviantART favorites here.)


Him. by ~mistress-macabre on deviantART


Crash Dance by ~JogiART on deviantART


details of myself by !franzl on deviantART


Sneak Away — male nude 35 by ~JogiART on deviantART


Male Dreams by ~JogiART on deviantART


not another penis by ~talibstevens on deviantART


VIII by ~noir-nudes on deviantART

By the way, I asked my Twitter followers to suggest names for today’s post about pictures of white pee-pees. They came up with: The Great White Hope, White Popsicles, White Men Can’t Hump and Whitesabers. Feel free to make suggestions of your own. I need SOMETHING to say when people ask, “Um, Twanna … Why do you have a bunch of b&w photographs of white penises on your bathroom wall.” I’d like to answer, “Oh, that’s my ____ collection. You like?”

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Lorielle August 24, 2009 at 11:10 am

Mushroom hunting… :)

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Puma73 August 24, 2009 at 2:43 pm

You have made my day!!! Beautiful pictures!! I’m an instant fan of that site. I have a possible suggestion to name your collection. How about  “Pink and Pleasurable Poles”??

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A August 24, 2009 at 4:55 pm

My two favourites were ‘details of myself’ and ‘male nude 35′.

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lamesabassman...... August 24, 2009 at 11:04 pm

K….. so…. where’s the pool table……

lamesabassman……. Dang… woman…. smile.

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Twanna A. Hines | FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com August 25, 2009 at 5:51 am

Lorielle: Funny! And the last one, the circumcised bit, looks sooo more like a mushroom than the other one :)

Puma73: The “Pink and Pleasurable Poles” Collection. It definitely has a ring to it!

A: We have similar tastes! My top three were the two you mentioned and “Male Dreams.”

lamesabassman: :)

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A August 25, 2009 at 8:40 am

Question: why are they all limp?  Reminded me of the discussion from this article: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2009/aug/13/women-erotica-sex-objects-magazine

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Baba Doodlius August 25, 2009 at 6:27 pm

Hmmm… Nice pics of the elusive “Cock Ness Monsters”.

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lamesabassman...... August 25, 2009 at 9:53 pm

so…. Mr.D …. feeling punny…..

lamesabassman…… so, would the name “Nessie ” still fit the crime….

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Twanna A. Hines | FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com August 26, 2009 at 8:44 am

A: THANKS for the link to that article!! :)

Baba Doodlius: The “Cock Ness Monster” Collection. Has a nice ring to it!!

lamesabassman: :)

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bogart4017 August 31, 2009 at 4:20 pm

Now i get the previous post!

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edrian January 4, 2010 at 9:03 pm

You made some good points there.

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