If you’ve read (See: Does Guy-on-Guy Action Turn You On? and Do Men Look Good Naked?), you already know I like drooling at artistic male nudes. I’m getting a few photographs to mat and frame on my bathroom walls. I like the idea of buying nude art sold directly via photographers on websites and social media. You get the know the artist better. Plus, it’s easier and less expensive than getting stuff at galleries. One of my faves, deviantART, rocks — though, unfortunately, a lot of the guys are on there are, like, you know, white. Don’t get me wrong. I have nothing against lighter varieties of meat. If you count all my exes from Europe as “white” then, technically, I’ve slept with more white dudes than black men. Still, that doesn’t mean I ONLY date them. Nor do I have the desire to ONLY look at their penises when I’m standing unclothed in my bathroom with fuzzy bath mat lint into between my bare toes as I get ready to enter the shower. When I find a site with an affordable, good collection of Asian, Latino, black and other colorful naughty bits for purchase, I’ll post the link. (If you know one, please share.) In the meantime, for this glorious Manly Monday, behold what has become: “The Other White Meat” collection. ;) Haven’t made any purchases yet, so let me know which photo(s) you like best. (Pssst, see my other deviantART favorites here.)
Him. by ~mistress-macabre on deviantART
Crash Dance by ~JogiART on deviantART
details of myself by !franzl on deviantART
Sneak Away — male nude 35 by ~JogiART on deviantART
Male Dreams by ~JogiART on deviantART
not another penis by ~talibstevens on deviantART
VIII by ~noir-nudes on deviantART
By the way, I asked my Twitter followers to suggest names for today’s post about pictures of white pee-pees. They came up with: The Great White Hope, White Popsicles, White Men Can’t Hump and Whitesabers. Feel free to make suggestions of your own. I need SOMETHING to say when people ask, “Um, Twanna … Why do you have a bunch of b&w photographs of white penises on your bathroom wall.” I’d like to answer, “Oh, that’s my ____ collection. You like?”
“Even though my decision not to have children was made on what might be called political grounds it proved to be a good personal choice. [...] Given my particular nature, the responsibility and distraction of childrearing most likely would have prevented me from pursuing my work as a writer, which has been immensely rewarding, if difficult and uncertain much of the time [...]
