A Sudden Epiphany

My life would be easier if I didn’t like men so much :(


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dkzone September 23, 2009 at 9:39 am

while that may be true……

and endless supply of batteries will not keep you warm at night….

although I guess you could get an electric blanket….

But, nevertheless, an endless supply of batteries and an electric blanket won’t rub your feet for you when they’re sore….

But i guess you could go to a massage parlor….

Ok!! and endless supply of batteries, an electric blanket and an allnight massage parlor cannot be the keys to blissfull celibate happiness!!

=P

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Cynthia September 23, 2009 at 10:55 am

I understand that. I think I need to put myself on a dating moratorium. Keep your chin up, FBC! :)

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Baba Doodlius September 23, 2009 at 11:09 am

This sounds ominous.  Hope you’re ok.

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lamesabassman...... September 24, 2009 at 2:19 am

ya know… with the right person…. all bets are off…. the sun rises and sets on the both of you…. you finish each other thoughts…. sentences…. K …. whoa … rewind… push play…

Rome wasn’t built in a day …. and neither are relationships…. day by day … minute by minute.. with every breath you take… you are both on point, you two against the world..
you Love … and you Work….  soooo… fellas do ” come ” in handy…..

the soft touch behind the ear…. the hot chocolate….. the snuggle….. sharing of one’s day….
the bills…. the chills… the doubts … the pouts…. the make up boogie…. cooking dinner and
the rest of whatever life has in store for you….. the right person will come when you need them the most….

lamesabassman….. ” ya feeling lucky…. “

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lamesabassman...... September 24, 2009 at 2:22 am

besides….. ya’ll aint no day at the beach…. either…..

lamesabassman…. when the Ladies get their swerve on…. oh, honey hush….

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zindzhi September 25, 2009 at 4:02 am

Hang in there.! We all feel this way sometimes. For some of us love  happens later. but it does get lonely.

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Twanna A. Hines | FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com September 26, 2009 at 6:52 pm

Thanks for the support, guys. Long story. Not worth writing about it, I guess b/c I’m already over it.

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puma73 September 28, 2009 at 2:15 pm

I’m on the fence about whether being with someone and still lonely is worse than being alone and lonely??? Either way, the situation sis only temporary and love will come when and where you least expect it. You are a beautiful person, Twanna and there is someone for you out there. You just haven’t found each other yet.

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Ithxsmir September 29, 2009 at 1:33 am

Heh, it’s not any simpler on the opposite end of the gender spectrum.  Don’t know if it’s just my general bad luck, but there are days where the mere memory of some members of the opposite sex make me want to try and sleep a day away to forget.  Sometimes it seems like one very big joke that we all seem to crave the insanity and challenge of dating/relationships.

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Taiwan Brown October 4, 2009 at 11:53 am

My life would be easier if I didn’t like FEMALES so much :(

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Twanna A. Hines | FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com October 5, 2009 at 12:04 pm

Well, I guess at least we know we’re not alone :)

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