Comments on: How Men Learn to Masturbate

By: Sissy Panty Buns

Sissy Panty Buns — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:34:35 +0000

I was 10 years old. I knew nothing of sex and was raised by prudes. I straddled a rolled up carpet on a bed in my underpants. It felt good, but I was scared. I didn’t understand what the orgasm was. I thought I might be taking years off my life every time i did it and felt guilty about the good feelings. A neighboring girl saw me through the window humping in my underpants and was later merciless teasing me. I associated being seen in my underpants ant the feeling as I humped my pillow growing up. My mother spanked me almost every night with a hairbrush growing up but hugged and kissed me afterwards. My dad just yelled when he used his belt. I also wound up getting turned on by women spanking me. I was ashamed of my maleness and wanted to dress like a girl. Eventually I graduated to ladies panties. Now I’m attracted to women who get turned on humiliating and spanking me in my panties. I still masturbated by humping a pillow, but now I hump my pillow in my ladies full brief nylon panties three to five times a day. It just feels sooo good.

By: Twanna A. Hines | FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com

Twanna A. Hines | FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 21:15:10 +0000

dkzone: Yeah, lots of guys say that stuff numbs but doesn’t really “help” anything. Plus, typically, they aren’t the most most organic / healthy / safe things to rub on your privates.

lamesabassman: With your babysitter when you were 9? Disturbing.

By: lamesabassman......

lamesabassman...... — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:53:21 +0000

had a little help….

lamesabassman….. from my baby-sitter … I was 9 and built for it 2… shazam..

By: dkzone

dkzone — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 17:57:03 +0000

lotion had a numbing effect

and i liked to cook at that age so …..blowing through vegetable oil wasn’t suspicious. LOL

By: Twanna A. Hines | FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com

Twanna A. Hines | FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 16:52:20 +0000

nandoism: Thanks! :) puma73: He's about an inch or two taller than I am. And, yes, he's committed and has a girlfriend.

By: puma73

puma73 — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 18:34:31 +0000

To Twanna: He’s short isn’t he?? I wouldn’t mind though, if I were single. I think he mentioned a girlfriend–oh well…

By: nandoism

nandoism — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:52:48 +0000

Funky Brown Chick, you’re one hot mama and I love how RAW your posts are and how “real” you get.

Sister, you’re an inspiration to dating bloggers EVERYWHERE! Rock on!

By: Twanna A. Hines | FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com

Twanna A. Hines | FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:55:29 +0000

Horton: Yep, it's possible to have great sex (with someone else) and enjoy masturbation. Nothing wrong with going solo :) Skye Blue: Aren't they?!?! :) Berriblk: Ah, yes, Tallyho. Lived there almost three looooong years! dkzone: Vegetable oil? Most guys have told me they used baby oil or lotion. You're more creative :) bwillz: Learning to orgasm is like having your site restored after being blind. So THIS is what I was missing?!?!?! puma73: Yeah, I know Marty. And, yes, he's a cutie. What's even more interesting is how intelligent he is. Great conversationalist.

By: puma73

puma73 — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:10:24 +0000

Totally OT, but I can’t get over how cute Marty is even if I suspect he may be a moderate Republican. Twanna, have you ever met him?? If so, is he as good-looking in person??

By: bwillz

bwillz — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 03:31:23 +0000

my first time was interesting, had never done it but heard so many things about it, didnt expect it to come so quick, lol…..it was amazing tho….the power of an orgasm