Manly Monday Pick: Adam Lambert (Glambert perfomance @ AMAs)

by Twanna A. Hines on 23 November 2009 · 10 comments

in Manly Mondays

Who doesn’t love a (bi-curious) nice Jewish boy? If the mock cock suck at last night’s American Music Awards didn’t win you over, I don’t know what will!! For me, Glambert is a new discovery. I don’t watch American Idol. So, truth be told, I was wholly unaware and uninterested in the kid until I read his Out magazine interview (part 1, part 2) as well as EIC Aaron Hicklin’s open letter. (”Getting gay stars like yourself [on our cover] is another matter. Much easier to stick you in Details, where your homosexuality can be neutralized by having you awkwardly grabbing a woman’s breast and saying, ‘Women are pretty.; So are kittens, Adam, but it doesn’t mean you have to make out with them.’”) Love Lambert’s classy response. (If you missed it: Chill. I’m not your puppet.) Love him. He’s hardly the first gay / bisexual / bi-curious / gender bending / whatever (who the fuck cares because it’s his business, not mine) rockstar. We’ve been in these waters before, and he’s definitely making bolder moves than David Bowie’s public denials and shame about ever touching a penis. Talk about (social) climate change.

All hail freedom of expression and artistic integrity,” indeed. Love love LOVE him. But, you know I’m biased. Guy-on-guy action turns me on. What say you? Adam Lambert: hot or not?

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skye blue November 23, 2009 at 11:41 am

I can’t say I’m am stoked about the performance as you were. The song wasn’t that great and his voice wasn’t nearly as good as I remebered it being.

Having said that, it’s good to see that we (well, at maybe just a growing minority of us) are open-minded enough to show a performance that included two dudes snogging on a major awards show.

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The Original Bro November 23, 2009 at 12:43 pm

I really, really wanted to like A.Lam’s performance, but all of the shrieking and faux “I’m so edgy ‘cuz I did S&M on stage” (yeah, he’s a dude, S&M onstage still overplayed) turned me off instead. I haz a sad. :( Michelle Malkin is one of the worst people in the world (seriously!), but damn if she wasn’t right about his performance: “I don’t care about Adam Lambert’s sexuality. What he did at the American Music Awards was…certainly not ‘music’ or ‘entertainment.’ It sounded like kittens being boiled in hot oil while a kindergarten class pounded on ’80s synthesizers and a Rock Band drum set.”

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puma73 November 23, 2009 at 2:27 pm

I love Adam Lambert and was beyond upset when he lost to that little twerp. Adam is an amazing performer and I loved him on the AMAs that night. I’d like to think he’s Bi, but I think that he really is 100 gay, but who cares??? He is truly talented. As for guy-on-guy action, yeah it’s pretty sexy and you can get some good tips as a straight woman on how to please a man. I’m hoping there is a sex tape of Adam somewhere–YUM!!!

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AnthonyB November 23, 2009 at 6:59 pm

Lol@The Original Bro

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mrsbigg November 23, 2009 at 11:29 pm

I’m not into Idol either but I didn’t like his performance..he didn’t sound that good either..ok the simulated fellatio was a little out the box but overall i would give his performance a D..

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Twanna A. Hines | FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com November 24, 2009 at 1:18 pm

skye blue: Yeah, there was something odd about his voice. But, it was kind of weird that night because several people sounded “off.”

The Original Bro: I’m sorry that you haz a sad!!!! :) And, I’m even MORE sad that you’re quoting Michelle Malkin!! That makes ME haz a sad. ;)

puma73
: Not sure if this is TMI, but one of my exes (a bi guy) taught me how to give blow jobs correctly. Haven’t received complaints from anyone yet ;)

AnthonyB: Bro is a very, very funny person.

mrsbigg: Only a “D.” Where’s the Glambert love?!?! :)

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Baba Doodlius November 24, 2009 at 1:29 pm

I’m sorry, but I have exactly zero idea who this person is.

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dkzone November 24, 2009 at 2:00 pm

didn’t see it.

Totally thought he got robbed on AI

If dude wants to kiss other dudes….whats the big deal?

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lamesabassman...... November 25, 2009 at 3:49 pm

as always in the pocket… dkzone….. ya’ll saw the full monty in the East…. whereas Cali
was’nt so lucky…. heard about it…. saw what he did on AI and from the start …. the cat was
hellacool…. and yes, he wuz robbed….. he needs to work on that primal scream if he wants
to hang with Robert Plant…. but of what was viewed…. and since he was the last to perform..
now I dont want to get into a rant… but…

lamesabassman…. he should have gotten a second opinion on that bit before he hit the stage.

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Twanna A. Hines | FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com November 28, 2009 at 5:10 pm

Baba Doodlius: What?! :)

dkzone: You said, “If dude wants to kiss other dudes….whats the big deal?” That’s my question, too!

lamesabassman: Second opinions are always good :)

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