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My friend John is an actor in New York, and I love film. So, last night, we went to the “IFP & Shooting People Holiday Happy Hour.” Although my hair looks a bit messy, I actually really really LIKE this photo of us. Plus, I love how full my chest looks. On Flickr, I actually titled the picture “My Boobs Look Huge In This Dress.” :)
Funky Brown Chick readers are witty, clever, fun and interesting! Feel free to use your creativity to caption the photo above. If you’re new around here, my only comment policy is “Be Kind” (to me, the your fellow comment leavers, etc., etc.) So, if you want to post something shitty about me — or my charming & amazing friend John — please don’t waste your time.
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A Double Expresso Latte. Because you both look HOTT in this picture.
Double Expresso because your boobs DO look big. Latte cause he looks good enough to slup down :p
“Double Expresso Latte” Love it! I should wear this dress more often. I swear I’m only a (very heavy) size 34 A :)
News Flash: Hunky New York Actor Loves Funky Brown Chick’s Boobs
Hunky and Funky – sounds like a good name for a new TV show. When it happens, I get “creative consultant” credit!
‘Everything’s better with a l bit of flavor’
“My boobs are too sexy for my shirt”
No homo…but yes you do look booby on that dress a full B at least.
Caption: The tale of two grey sweaters
John is HOT! If he’s not taken or gay, I think you should upgrade him to boyfriend status!
Caption: Let’s get out of here, the girls are suffocating!
Baba Doodlius: I think “Hunky and Funky” is my favorite!!! :) And, yes, you get “creative consultant” credit!!
Angela Gamblin: It’s true. Flavor makes EVERYTHING taste better ;)
Brotha Tech: “That’s right,” said Fred … http://bit.ly/bQkQt
alicia: Funny, right? We TOTALLY didn’t plan the Mad Men / Gray Sweater coordination. It was a total coincidence, but I sooooo think John and I should wear the same color whenever we’re out together.
Pink_Thursday: The girls wanted to be free!!! Give them their free!! :) And, yes, John is hot. I tell him that all the time. But, it’s waaaay to modest and humble to listen to me. He usually simply blushes and changes the subject. Yep, he’s adorable.
SIDENOTE: Please let the record reflect, I am a huge fan of Women With Wild Hair. Two people emailed me with “Girl, your hair looks fine” comments. Which, of course, I think it totally cute; thanks for having my back :) The “messy” remark was about the tiny rebellious bit on the bottom left. Randomly noticed it when I posted the picture so I mentioned it in passing, but I totally didn’t think it was a big deal. And, yeah, if you know me in person or you’ve seen my Flickr pics, you know I’m not high maintenance about the stuff on top of my head. Viva La Big Hair!! Viva La Natural Strands!! :)
So ummm why is this guy “just a friend’?!!!!
Because we’re just friends :) Plus, he’s already taken :)
“Yes, they ARE real, and he DOES smell delicious!” *grin!*
He’s got a James Franco/Guy Pearce thing goin’ on – and you’re “Boobalicious”!!
“Beautiful: The Real Barbie and Ken”
LadyD: You are correct on both fronts. Yes, my boobs ARE real and, yes, John DOES come with a delicious minty scent ;)
Val D. Parker: Awww, thanks!!! :)