5 Tips: Oral Sex Performed on the Penis

by Twanna A. Hines on 23 February 2010 · 11 comments

in Relationships

I’m currently reading Manhood: The Rise and Fall of the Penis, and it includes tons of interesting facts about castration, testicles, sperm, the penis, the prostate and many other manly topics. Seriously, it’s amazing how much fun stuff Mels van Driel shares about pee pees. From his chapter titled The Penis, I’ve learned only 8% of harden to completely vertical shafts when erect. I also learned men frequently used to share their balls, testicular transplants were commonplace in the late 1800s / early 1900s. So far, Manhood is a fun read. There’s even a section called “The smell of the scrotum.” I’ll probably write a book review for a future Manly Monday. In the meantime, since we all love penises such much around here, why not talk about giving them pleasure?

I didn’t know how to perform oral sex properly until one of my exes — a bisexual man with many many years of dick slurping experience — showed me how. Though I haven’t doled the full treatment to every lover I’ve gone down on, those who’ve received it haven’t complained. But, then again, would ANY guy ever seriously complain about receiving a blow job? Not sure. Anyway. Whether you’re a person who puts them in your mouth or someone who has one attached to you (or both), please feel free to use the comments section to share your oral sex tips. What feels good? What feels bad? What works? What doesn’t?

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Baba Doodlius February 23, 2010 at 11:44 pm

What feels good about a blow job?  Well, let’s see – that would have to be the fact that my cock is in somebody’s mouth.  I’m pretty sure that’s what feels good, as long as no chewing is involved.

(Also:  Typo alert – “prostate”)

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dkzone February 24, 2010 at 12:58 pm

Strictly from the perspective of a receiver of felatio…..

I take my blowjobs wet, no teeth and vigorously enthusiastic

side note….I just felt like James Bond ordering up in a brothel…

Anyhoo

I am a giver sexually by nature, so I prefer 69. I love it this way because I’m kind of competetive and I like to make the woman come first. It’s funny listening to them complain that they can’t concentrate on making me cum.

cheers

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Fishy February 24, 2010 at 3:21 pm

Nando, you sure do get around! *Read about my dating disasters at plentymorefishoutofwater*

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puma73 February 24, 2010 at 6:26 pm

I read Jenna Jameson’s biography and she gives wonderful tips on giving head. She’s a porn star, so she knows what she is talking about.

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Tony - London town February 25, 2010 at 5:06 am

squeeze the bad boy tight and lick those balls ….Oh and look up at me … priceless…….

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summer February 27, 2010 at 3:15 am

Giving head is one of my favorite sexual acts. I consider myself a pro. Maybe because I watch a lot of porn, or maybe because I truly enjoy giving someone pleasure. Either way, cheers to giving good head!

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Baba Doodlius February 27, 2010 at 4:08 pm

summer:  Hello, my name is Baba, it’s exceedingly good to make your acquaintance!  :)

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Twanna A. Hines | FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com March 1, 2010 at 3:57 pm

Baba Doodlius: Good answer. Ooh, and thanks for catching that! :) Updated.

dkzone: Yeah, it TOTALLY read like a “shaken, not stirred” reference. :)

Fishy: Nando DOES get around! ;)

puma73: In case anyone was wondering “WHAT book by Jenna Jameson?” here’s the link: How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale.

Tony – London town: Facial expressions count for A LOT in bed.

summer: Yay head! :)

Baba Doodlius: Classic!

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Kim March 3, 2010 at 12:36 am

great article! thanks for all the tips guys (and girls!)

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Courtney March 15, 2010 at 9:20 pm

Thank you for posting this.

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