Monthly archive for March2010

What Do You Want to Know About NYC?

What Do You Want to Know About NYC?

Next month marks five years of New York living. Damn, that went by fast! Rewind a bit for those new to Funky Brown Chick. In 2005, I was a happy Chicago resident. In my late 20s, I had a healthy retirement plan, fat savings account,…

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A Few More Thoughts About Bisexual Guys

A Few More Thoughts About Bisexual Guys

In a recent post called Straight Woman Dating Bisexual / Bi Curious Guys, I mentioned a few of my exes were bi. After reading that, a concerned Funky Brown Chick reader I’ll call “Albert” emailed me to gently warn, among other things, dating bisexual men…

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How to Clean Dirty Balls

How to Clean Dirty Balls

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Straight Woman Dating Bisexual / Bi Curious Guys

Straight Woman Dating Bisexual / Bi Curious Guys

Last month I wrote, I didn’t know how to perform oral sex properly until one of my exes — a bisexual man with many many years of delicious dick slurping experience — showed me how. Several of you emailed me (and a few friends directly…

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Manly Monday Pick: Roger Ebert

Manly Monday Pick: Roger Ebert

I’ve loved film since I was a little girl in Illinois. From the cornfields, cinema took me to different languages, cultures and places. It showed my childhood eyes the world was much bigger than the Midwestern prairie. (For example, my first memory of hearing Italian…

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I’m Baaaaack!

I’m Baaaaack!

I took a week off the site. Lately, I’ve felt a bit stressed due to travel & random stuff going on. Between working, writing, editing, etc., etc., I got a little swamped, and I felt like I was drowning. I’m bad about taking time out…

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Act II, Scene 5: Guilted into Updating Funky Brown Chick

Act II, Scene 5: Guilted into Updating Funky Brown Chick

The caramel-skinned black woman had thick, neatly-styled dark hair that stretched to her shoulders. She was pretty. Yesterday afternoon, I saw her in Midtown Manhattan at the Barnes & Noble on 54th Street and Third Avenue. Hunched over a small cafe table with a medium-sized…

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Open Letter to the Person Who Called Me A Skank

Open Letter to the Person Who Called Me A Skank

Um, excuse me? That’s “Miss Skank” to you, my dear!  ;) Of course I’m grateful for all my readers; So, thank you for dropping by. That said, I’ll remind you the only FUNKY BROWN CHICK® “comment policy” is: Be Kind. Disagree with what you see…

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