Welcome to FUNKY BROWN CHICKÂ® — where we kick off each week with a testosterone-driven topic or by celebrating a particular man. I’ll make this one short and sweet. Click the video above. Look at him. Seriously, fucking look at him. HOT! I’ll admit it; I wasn’t always a CR7 fan, but his skills won me over. Plus, I’m a Real Madrid supporter, and her joined their roster in 2009. Hmmm, Cristiano Ronaldo: extremely hot soccer player or overgroomed, overhyped pretty boy? Feel free to use the comments section to share your thoughts.