Sep 132010
Welcome to FUNKY BROWN CHICK® — where we kick off each week with a testosterone-driven topic or by celebrating a particular man. I’ll make this one short and sweet. Click the video above. Look at him. Seriously, fucking look at him. HOT! I’ll admit it; I wasn’t always a CR7 fan, but his skills won me over. Plus, I’m a Real Madrid supporter, and her joined their roster in 2009. Hmmm, Cristiano Ronaldo: extremely hot soccer player or overgroomed, overhyped pretty boy? Feel free to use the comments section to share your thoughts.
Something about him always gave me the impression, that if he saw something that he didn’t like in the mirror….he’d blame the mirror
LOL
LOVE that!! :)
Bless you, Twanna.
No prob. A friend forwarded it to me, and I was like: This is TOOO good to keep to myself. I simply MUST share it on the site.
Yep, you said it all…….
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BREATHTAKIING! omg…
He is a very, very attractive man!
He is smoking red hot, but I get the feeling that there are only tumbleweeds and wind between his ears instead of a brain. Beautiful from head to toe, but I’d get bored really quick. Still, your choice for Manly Monday was magnificent. Viva Real Madrid
Campeones!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT2WodLTpqE
Yes, he is a very pretty fellow, but he wouldn’t be able to make a go of it around here. I and most of my friends all tend to be hairy, heavily calloused, slightly weathered and ‘impossibly well-hung.’ (your words {see posting concerning showers vs. growers}). I am quite certain that he will do well wherever he goes, but can he hang with the big boys (dogs)?
He’s Cristiano Ronaldo. He can probably handle anything that comes his way :)
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I dunno. I got very tired of his antics during the World Cup, where he would take forever and a day to get up from a trip, in the vain hopes of fouling another player. Also, the circumstances around how he had his child (essentially propositioning an American waitress, getting her pregnant, and then paying her millions in exchange for the child and her silence) are really dickish.
Give me Lahm, Muller, Nauer, Schweinstagger, and Ozil instead.
I heard the best commentary about that a few years back. Can’t remember it verbatim, but it was something like, “He stays on the ground as if he’s some sort of national treasure, shocked that anyone touched him.” He IS a national treasure, and I’m sure the Portuguese are rightly proud they’ve got such a skilled player.
Of course, I had to watch it a few times to get a fully rational judgement of him… but yeah, I agree, he is most likely a little too into himself.
Gasp! But, he’s so cuuuute :)
i’m going to go w hot on this one, except that his head seems to be too small- the opposite of orange on a stick syndrome (see starlets who drop to 100lbs or less, but their heads of course remain proportionate to what their body size should be).
also, that’s a pretty hot maid too.
He seems to be very cocky and there is something very annoying about him. However he is very handsome if you get past the other stuff.