Rewind to a week ago last Saturday. I’m standing on the corner of Avenue A between 5th and 6th Streets. It’s just after 3 a.m. Dressed in white, my friends and I polished off one event and we’re hailing a cab to Brooklyn for the annual White Party. Scratch that. My friends are hailing a cab. I’m flirting with the handsome stranger standing next to me.
If you’ve read this site for a while, you know I have a type. Hair. Eyes. Skin. At least two out of three should be dark. Bonus points for accents. I’ve dated tons of Dudes of Different Ethnicities, but that 2 out of 3 attraction remains. Dark skin, dark hair, and light eyes like Michael Ealy? Fucking awesome. Dark eyes, dark hair, and light(ish) skin like the newly-legal Taylor Lautner? Delish. So, the dude on Avenue A? He’s a white guy from Brooklyn with pale skin, blondish hair and green eyes. But, oddly, the orgy of recessive traits actually works for this particular guy. He’s cute. He and I are standing next to each other chatting for a while when he starts brushing his fingers against mine, then he holds my hand while talking. I flirtatiously lift my long flowing skirt to reveal more flesh and flash a bare leg toward the street. “No fair,” he says, “unfair advantage.” But, I’ve forgotten about hailing a cab. My friends have that covered anyway, and I’m singularly focused on this guy. The cutie. Then — I swear to god I can’t make this up — ANOTHER guy who’s equally cute and looks EXACTLY like the guy I’m flirting with walks up.
“Wow? Are you guys twins?” I ask.
“Yes,” they answer in unison.
I’ve never seen real, live, hot twin men. I’ve been partying / drinking for many many hours, so my next question is admittedly inappropriate, but it tumbles from my mouth anyway. “That’s amazing! Have you guys ever had a threesome?” They look a little stunned that I’ve asked, and they laugh. Seconds later, friends call out, “Twanna. Come on. We got one. Get in the cab.”
“But, you guuuuuuys.” I point to the duo. “They’re twiiiiins.”
Figuring it’s probably a bad idea to drunkenly abandon friends for two dudes I met only 10 minutes ago, I get in the cab with my pals. One of the twin boys — the one I originally flirted with and found incredibly adorable — runs up along the cab. He wants to come with us, so he asks if there’s room in the car. There isn’t. Cabbie says he’ll only take four. With that, we drive off. I never see him again.
For a week — A WHOLE FUCKING WEEK — I beat myself up like, “I should’ve just stayed with the twins.” Of course I didn’t feel any better when a guy friend who was out with us that night recently told me, “I saw that guy after you left! He was really into you. After you got in the cab, we were standing on the corner figuring out what to do next. I heard the twin boy really beating himself up saying, ‘Damn it! I should’ve asked for her number.’”
I’ve always had a twin fantasy. Two boys. Identically hot. Two penises. Twice the attention. Who DOESN’T want that?? Not sure if I could actually go through with it, though. I’ve told a few people about the other week’s chance twin encounter, and they’re either like: “Twins!!!! That’s hot.” OR “Gross!!!! They’re brothers. That’s incest.” Honestly, if I was sober that night, I probably would’ve stayed behind with the twin boy. The first one; I really enjoyed flirting with him. As it were, I was completely smashed PLUS I wanted to go with my friends to the White Party. Le sigh. Maybe the opportunity will present itself again under different circumstances. Curious to hear your thoughts. Do any of you have twin fantasies? Anyone out there ever hooked up with twins?
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Image credit: “Twins” photo is by Danny Dickman. Yes, his last name is Dickman.
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Great story! I have some fantasies about one nighters with sexy asian men (that’s how I found you – I googled “sexy asian men”). Maybe next time, don’t get smashed until you are near the end of your last party?
Yeah, that day was a bit unusual. Started with a friend’s birthday drinks at 7ish. So, by 3am, my insides were soaked in alcohol. After the the twins I went to another party then we caught a cab to go out on the west side. I didn’t get home until 7am. DEFINITELY the except, not the rule. Can’t remember the last time I stayed out a full 12 hours straight.
Oddly enough, the thought never occured to me….Sure I’ve had threesomes, but never thought about twins….Damn you Twanna!!! now I have something else to add to the list. What would you need?…..hmmm….
1. a freaky pair of twins ( a non freaky pair would just not get us to coitus I would imagine)
2. a video camera ( no one would believe me….well actually most of the people who know me would believe me….but an event this momentous must be documented for posterity)
3. a high powered multivitamin
4. 1 bottle of chilled moscato ( something nice to relax too)
5. 1 gallon of gatorade ( I will need to replenish fluids!!)
6. cd set ( a night at the playboy mansion) essential in invoking the aura of Heff
7. a box of wet ones. Oh yes….things will get messy…very messy
8. a tray of finger food….hehe…..I almost made a funny…..but you need to eat to keep the night going.
9. Lastly, a clear concience
Love, love, LOVE your list!!! :)
i think that I would combust from double the hotness, honestly
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I’m not sure I could handle it. As a fantasy, sure! In real life, it might be too much.
Oddly enough, I’ve been with two different women who were twins, and in both cases I met the twin and got along with them quite well, but never got the twincest threesome. The closest I ever got was when I was with one of these women and her sister walked in on us, but I seriously doubt she would have gone for it, even if she didn’t already have company over. (To make that story even weirder, the sister who walked in on us? The guy she was with that night was my coworker at the time, and he has the exact same birthday as I do, so yay for astrology I guess?)
Anyway, in my experience, female twins are more squeamish about sharing than male twins, not sure why that is, but it’s something that I’ve had the dubious honor of observing. I’ve been acquainted with quite a disproportionate amount of twins in my life…
You said, “I’ve been acquainted with quite a disproportionate amount of twins in my life…”
Any of them male? If so, INTRODUCE ME :)
Great story, but the thing about twins is that you’d be asking SIBLINGS to sleep together. That just crosses all sorts of boundaries in my book. Maybe people who look a lot a like but aren’t biologically related?
Two guys who look similar but aren’t related would just be a threesome with two dudes. I’d be okay with that :) Opportunity has presented itself with two French guys my first summer in New York, but I didn’t go for it. I was only into one of the guys (the nice one), not the other (the jackass).
I think the reaction here depends on the point of view:
Totally hot for you.
Really, really gross for them (probably, unless they’re part of a very kinky family indeed).
So true!!! I actually said that to a friend who was like, “Gross, gross, gross.” I said: “It’s not like it would be MY twin.” :)
If we are talking about attractive female twins, then yes, I would have sex with twins. Except I don’t think Mrs. Doodlius would approve, so no, I would not have sex with twins. I doubt they’d want to have sex with me anyway.
You never know! Somewhere in the world, there might be two hot twins looking to score with a bird like you RIGHT NOW.
Two men, sure. BTDT. I’m not sure about twins though. I would think it might be uncomfortable for them–I know I’ve never wanted to watch my relatives have sex.
I had to google “BTDT.” Worried it was a sexual position I’d not yet discovered. “Two dudes. BTDT.” ;) And, yeah, I think you guys are on to something with the perspective. For me, it would be FANTASTIC. For twins, it might be weird to watch your brother have sex with a woman then have sex with her too.
Ummh… Twins, hot twins! I think that is very alluring. Since I doubt that they would start kissing each other or getting intimate with each other during the threesome, I don’t think it is gross or really incest.
Anyway, your thoughts about the twin you flirtied with reminded me of a guy that say next to me in a flight from JFK to GA. He was hot, spoke Spanish, and worked for the UN. I always regretted not getting his email or phone number.
Gooooood point! I’ve had two threesomes — 2 women, 1 man both times. It’s not like the woman and I were fucking each other. It’s more like the dudes took turns on us. So, with male twins, it’s not like they’d be screwing each other either — just jointly enjoying the same woman. I don’t know. I still think I’d be up for it with the right set of twins.
Hey,
I am so happy that met you yesterday. Jajaja sorry for my whole “I am a fan, you are awesome, I am in shock, and now I can’t think” reaction. It was a long day and I’ve meant to reach out for a while.
Anyway, I feel like we are focusing a lot on the fact that they are brothers… And how it might be to see a family member have sex.
My curiousity is more about them looking the same or similar. They were “identical” twins, right? So, wouldn’t watching each other have sex be a bit like looking at themselves in a mirror? I know people that during intercourse have caught a glimpse of themselves in the mirror and it took them a second to realize that they were watching themselves.
Hey Jocelyn! No need to apologize; it was great meeting you, too :)
OH LA LA….a threesome but with me as the only female in the mix would be nice. Your post reminds me I need to check out the David Croenberg/Jeremy Irons flick DEAD RINGERS: ‘The Mantle brothers are both doctors – both gynecologists – and identical twins. Mentally however, one of them is more confident than the other, and always manages to seduce the women he meets. When he’s tired of his current partner, she is passed on to the other brother – without her knowing. Everything runs smoothly, until an actress visits their clinic, and the shy brother is the first to fall in love. Will they be able to ‘share’ her ?’
I am sooooooo going to watch this movie. Also, have you heard about or seen TWIN FALLS IDAHO?
WOW….that sounds way spooky…will put on the Check Out List. Went today and rented DEAD RINGERS….been going through a Jeremy Irons film fest…rented the week before another David Croenberg film M. Butterfly featuring Jeremy Irons. Anyway, good luck getting your twin itch scratched. :-)
This is months after the fact but why didn’t you either look at the “missed connections” page on Craigslist or check missedconnections.com or better yet post your own? At least then you’d know you’d done your due diligence to find him (Twin #1). Just a thought. Happy Holidays!
Whenever I ask my friends about this they say 2 girls hell yeah but sisters… gross! Well…. They are TWINS! I have never really thought about it until now. They moved into my apartment complex about a half a year ago and we’ve talked alot over the months. I’d say we’re pretty good friends. Yes they are identical sisters and that does make me a little weirded out but they are sooo hot! Brown hair, adorable smiles, greenish eyes, very fit…. Just dream girls. The other night we got a little drunk. Just me and them. Well Jamie (one of the twins) sat on my lap and started kissing my kneck. Her sister Kelly sat next to us and started playing with my hand. Just rubbing her finger in a circular motion. BUT I had to leave because during all that I get a call. Believe me I didn’t want to answer it but I don’t use my phone except for emergencies only so when it went off I grabbed it. It was a call from our local hospital saying my sister is having breathing troubles. She has asthma really bad sometimes. I sadly had to leave what I think for sure would have led to sex with hot twins :( but it was for my sister so off I went. Since then I have kind of been avoiding the twins. I’m worried they’ll say it was just the alcohol but i’m also a little worried about what if they say lets do it again…. And i’m nervous about performance. Can I satisfy 2 women at once? Am “I” even going to be able work knowing that these ladies are sisters? Like I said when I ask my friends they say no but I really want to…. Is it wrong? I mean what if they ask? I really want this!!!