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I had a fairly emotionally draining morning. I can’t go into details because it’s private. Suffice it to say: Moving always makes me feel sooooo incredibly frustrated because it’s the one of few times in my life when I physically can’t “do everything on my own” — i.e. move 15 boxes of shit, a 7′0″ couch, a marble table and a whole fuckload of other stuff up and down several flights of stairs; so, I have to depend on others. And, it’s quite painful to: (1) almost be left completely in the lurch when I need help the most and (2) feel like I’m at the very bottom of an extremely long list of priorities. Everything should sort itself out soon, and I should be COMPLETELY in the new place before next week. I hope. Anyway. Needless to say, I don’t feel like writing a lighthearted, funny “Manly Monday” or goofy “Testicle Tuesday” post today. Soooo not in the mood. So, if you wanna get your funky brown fix on, check out the male archives to view some of the top reader favorite posts about men you might’ve missed from the past:

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Testicle Tuesday Pick: Jon Yongfook

Continuing with our regularly scheduled program … Typically, I do “Manly Mondays” at the top of the week. With a one-day delay, I guess it’s technically a Testicle Tuesday. I think it’s funny / odd / awesome / strange that the very first Manly Monday pick was almost exactly two years ago on November 27, 2006. The guy mentioned? The new James Bond in Casino Royale, Daniel Craig. I’ve been doing Manly Mondays so long that they’ve already written, filmed and released a second James Bond movie since then. Speaking of that, I sooooo can’t wait to see Quantum of Solace. If you’ve seen it, let me know what you thought. Okay, so, today’s Manly Monday pick is kind of sort of related to James Bond (broadly speaking) because, well, he’s British. Jon Yongfook makes cool stuff and he’s hot.

Fuck. Look at him. God, he’s gorgeous, isn’t he? In his own words, Yongfook hails from “Her Majesties United Kingdom of Great Britain Scones Tea Cricket Beer.” Beauty *and* a sense of humor?!?! Somebody dip this man in honey and bring him to me so I can lick him!! Although Yongfook now lives in Tokyo and I live in New York City, we both used to live in Kent. We’ve never met in person; I discovered him when I began launching my personal site, www.twannahines.com. It’s powered by his brainchild, Sweetcron. This guy is smart. Really smart with tech / internet stuff. <tangent>Brainy men reeeeeeally turn me on.</tangent> By the way, Yongfook is also the creator of Open Source Food — an online community where food lovers and avid cooks can browse, create and share recipes. Hmmm … Beauty, brains, a sense of humor AND he can cook??? We should make blasians! Baby Funky Yongfook. By the way, Fookshots appear courtesy of Yongfook. Wanna drool over more? Check out his Flickr.

[Funky Brown Chick turns on sultry, sexy voice.] Yongfook, sexy, if you’re reading this … um, when are you coming to New York? ;)

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Sex Files: Listen to Me on MAXIM Radio!

I’m going to be a guest on MAXIM Radio’s “Sex Files” tomorrow. You know MAXIM magazine, right? On Twitter, I once rhetorically asked: “Does it make me a bad woman if I admit I sometimes like men’s magazines more than I like women’s magazines?” I got the following response from an absolutely fabulous sex blogger on the West Coast: “If men’s magazines treated women as stupid as women’s magazines do, feminists would get pissed off.” VERY interesting.

So, yeah, I love men’s magazines. Esquire? They rock. What’s more? They’re down with brown women; they recently named Halle Berry The Sexiest Woman Alive. Oooh, remember Halle’s other Esquire cover and that YouTube video about it? Hawt! Hawt! Hawt! But, it’s not just about Esquire — though they certainly hold a special place in my heart. (I swear: if Esquire magazine was a man, I’d fuck it.) Other men’s mags like GQ, Details, Best Life, MAXIM and the rest of the bunch publish really sexy articles about interesting topics that affect the lives of men. They provoke. See GQ magazine’s article “Will You Be My Black Friend?” They question. See Best Life’s article “Autism Roulette” that helps fathers decide whether they should vaccinate their children. And, what’s more? They (often) do a helluva a better job featuring black women, latinas and Asian women on their magazines’ pages than women’s magazines do. MAXIM recently showed British hottie Thandie Newtown much love. Speaking of MAXIM … let’s jump off the pages and get back to the radio show.

I’m so thrilled to be a guest on Sex Files tomorrow at 2pm EST. What’s even better? Judy McGuire, yes THAT fucking Judy McGuire, will be there too. Her stuff rocks!!! The topic of tomorrow’s show is: “What We Say About You When You’re Not There.” MAXIM radio’s resident sexologists Amy Spencer and Anna David had this to say about the show: “Girls talk. This isn’t exactly a shocking revelation. But what, exactly, are we saying to our friends about you? Are we spilling every last detail of what happened between the sheets? Or are we remaining mum on the sex stuff and dissecting every aspect of your personality? Who better to ask than those who’ve made a career out of writing about their mishaps and joys on the dating scene?”

If you wanna listen to the show but you don’t have Sirius Radio, I have a teeny tiny little secret for you. Shhhhhh, a little birdy told me you can get a free 3-day trial!!!!! (Actually, I guess it’s not that big of a secret; they advertise that little detail openly on MAXIM Radio.) So, if you sign up today, you should probably be all set to listen to me tomorrow. Cool, huh?

Sex Files
http://www.sirius.com/maximradio
Live on Sirius Maxim Channel 108, Wednesday @ 2:00 pm EST / 11:00 am PST. Rebroadcast is at 11:00 pm EST / 8:00 pm PST, all throughout the weekend and again the following Monday at 2:00 pm & 11:00 pm EST (ahem, that’s 11:00 am & 8:00 pm PST for the people out west). Folks, remember, it’s a call-in show!! Have questions? Call while I’m on the show!!!!

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Men: Feel Your Balls (Testicular Cancer)

“If you check yourself, say, once a week, you’ll get to know what your testicles feel like normally to you [...]” Oh, yes. I feel a Testicle Tuesday coming on. I don’t think we’ve yet discussed testicular cancer on the FBC just yet. I love balls. So, I thought it’d be a good idea to talk about keeping them safe. Why are so many public health videos so dry and boring? Two clips. The first is 100% informative and 0% funny. The second one is more lighthearted … and, dare I say, slightly goofy. Yum!

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Credit: Big drippy kisses & special thanks to Viviane [NSFW] for suggesting this topic!

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