Who are you?

I’m a lover, not a fighter. I’m also the brown-skinned writer behind each and every Word O Goofdom on FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com

Are you single?

Perpetually. If you know an available, gorgeous, sweet, sexy international male in here in the city, hook a sister up! ;)

Why do people some people call you ‘Stolie’?

When I was an anonymous blogger, I used a nickname dating back to my college days. Call me Stolie. Call me Twanna. Use whatever works for you.

I’m a big shot at one of your favorite smart & witty media outlets. I’d like you to do a freelance gig with us. Will you?

Probably! My bio as well as writing and video clips are online. Let’s talk.

Why do you have a bunch of posts filed under “Random Like Ralph Macchio”?

Almost immediately after I published a post titled “What Ever Happened to Ralph Macchio?” my friends Mags and Bro called me to ask: why the hell are you writing about Ralph Macchio?!?! Now, just for gits and shiggles, I file all posts that have absolutely nothing to do with anything under “Random like Ralph Macchio.”

Wasn’t your blog somewhere else? What happened?

One question at a time, please. First, yes, my blog started on blogger. I moved to FUNKYBROWNCHICK.com in September 2006. I made the change for a bunch of reasons — none interesting enough to explain at length.

What the hell is “Dating Roadkill”?

My internet radio show!! Dating Roadkill is an internet radio show & podcast that lets you call in and comment or share your own stories from the dating world. Listen to the internet radio show live or listen to the archived podcast later online or on your iPod. Read more about the series here.

Hey, why don’t some of the links on your older post work?

Because I’m lazy. Some of the posts written before September 2006 may have links to the old blog at funkybrownchick.blogspot.com. I could re-edit each of the posts and update the links, but I won’t. Too much effort.

You have a category called “celebrities” and a category called “Paul Walker.” Isn’t Paul Walker a celebrity?

No. Paul Walker is not a celebrity. Paul Walker is a fucking god!!!!