BRYAN R. ADAMS: Um, yeah, so, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about your boy.
FUNKY BROWN CHICK: What boy? I don’t have a boy.
BRYAN R. ADAMS: That site … um, what’s that site … Mashable? I’m just saying, you know, I saw you wrote for it and stuff … and of course I saw the picture.
FUNKY BROWN CHICK: I like Mashable; it’s a good site. You should check it out.
BRYAN R. ADAMS: Yeah … um … but, see, before I say what I’m about to say, I just wanna set a few things straight …
FUNKY BROWN CHICK: [uh-oh]
BRYAN R. ADAMS: I’m a man.
FUNKY BROWN CHICK: Uh-huh?
BRYAN R. ADAMS: I LOVE my wife … We have a beautiful child together. You know what I’m saying? I’m in love with my wife, and I’m as straight as they come.
FUNKY BROWN CHICK: I never doubted that.
BRYAN R. ADAMS: Yeah, yeah, I know, I know … I’m just saying …
FUNKY BROWN CHICK: Pete Cashmore?
BRYAN R. ADAMS: [shifts uncomfortably] Yeah … Even *I* have to admit …
BRYAN R. ADAMS: That’s one good-looking dude.
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Credit paid: Photo of me & Bryan was taken at a Supernodes event — the best party for NYC’s grown & sexy crowd. To learn more about Bryan R. Adams (the dude who loves his wife’s brown sugar) visit this site. Chocolate cupcake photo of Pete is by Andrew Mager (via Valleywag).