Nov 242008
 

Hmmm, a little birdie told me the newest GQ is the 2008 “Men of the Year” issue. It doesn’t hit newsstands until tomorrow but, because it’s Manly Monday and mama loves ya, I nabbed pretty little advanced copies of the four covers for you. Obama’s face doesn’t quite look like him and Jon Hamm looks like he’s wearing a toupee, no?

Nitpicky stuff aside (…What the fuck do I know about cover art? I’m neither a photographer nor designer…), I really gotta hand it to GQ for their awesome list of men. Phelps CERTAINLY looks hotter draped on their cover than he did on that goofy Sports Illustrated thing and Leo‘s lookin’ sexier than usual in the image above. If you wanna drool over more pics, watch a slideshow of the rest of the honorees online. Here’s the list:

  • The Boston Celtics – Champions of the Year
  • Thom Browne – Designer of the Year
  • Chicago – City of the Year
  • Aaron Eckhart – Villain of the Year
  • Brandon Flowers – “Killer” Year
  • Shephard Fairey – Artist of the Year
  • Megan Fox – Obsession of the Year
  • James Franco – Screen Idol of the Year
  • Josh Hamilton, Texas Rangers – Comeback Kid of the Year
  • Senator Ted Kennedy – Legend of the Year
  • Seth MacFarlane – “Mogul” of the Year
  • John Malkovich – Mad Genius of the Year
  • Danny McBride – Funny Man of the Year
  • MGMT and M.I.A. – Radio Gods of the Year
  • Rafael Nadal – Court King of the Year
  • Chris Paul, New Orleans Hornets – Breakout Athlete of the Year
  • Sean Penn – “Drama Queen” of the Year
  • General David Petraeus – Leader of the Year
  • Gordon Ramsay – “Prick” of the Year
  • Alain Robert – Daredevil of the Year
  • Philip Roth – Icon of the Year
  • Jason Statham – Action Hero of the Year
  • The Men Behind The Wire – Tough Guys of the Year
  • Neil Willenson – Local Hero of the Year
  • Mark Zuckerberg – Boy Genius of the Year

I’m not gonna comment on every guy; I hate long blog post. But, I wanna mention a few quick things. HIGH FIVE to the magazine for naming my hometown “City of the Year.” I live in New York City, but I’ll always be an Illinoisan at heart. My eyeballs can’t ever get enough of Rafael Nadal’s body, so I’m thankful they included him in the group. (SIDENOTE: Hat tip to New York magazine for their delicious Nadal cover earlier this year. Total deliciousness.) And, finally, aren’t we glad Sean Penn is getting the accolades / big ups he deserves? I can’t wait to see him in Milk. Hmmm … as the year winds down, more “Men of the Year” lists will probably pop up. How do we feel about GQ’s list? Diverse enough? Are the guys hot enough? Did GQ leave anyone out? Feel free to size up their goods then share your thoughts in the comments section using the link below. Who’s the REAL man of the year?

Mar 122008
 

Who loves ya, baby? I do! Big drippy kisses and THANK YOUS go out to the folks who supported my trip to Austin. From hookup stories to gossip about Mark Zuckerberg, I wanna give you “SXSW news you can use” as a Reader Appreciation Day of sorts. Pull these one liners out of your pocket — whether at the office, at home or at a cocktail party — and you’ll sound like you’re “in the know” about SXSWi … even if you didn’t go.

“Damn, that Sarah Lacy / Zuckerberg interview was a fucking train wreck, wasn’t it?!” Wired, Valleywag, Techmeme, Techcrunch, folks on Twitter and people from all over the world have all commented on the madness. Valleywag said Sarah’s “unique” interviewing style is singular because “no one who’s any good uses it,” and they called Mark Zuckerberg “a man with no onstage talent.” Follow the links above for more details. And, for something a bit more positive, check out Sunni Brown’s beautiful illustration (pictured) of Zuckerberg’s key points. Click here for the full-sized image.

“Two words: Gary Vaynerchuk.” If you don’t know this man already, you will. Marketing guru Gary totally killed it at SXSW. If there was a panel, he owned it. If there was a party, he supplied the free wine. If there was a great joke to be told, it came from his lips. He was EVERYWHERE. You couldn’t miss him. Anyone who’s worth their weight in booze (or gossip) could say “Vaynerchuk” correctly by the end of the fest. Wine Library TV is his daily video video blog. Good stuff, indeed. If you stop by his site, tell that punk “funkybrownchick” sent you. ;)

“I SEE BROWN-SKINNED PEOPLE!” Lots of brown fingertips ran across laptop keyboards at SXSW. George Kelly (pictured), Lynne d Johnson, Tiffany B. Brown, Angela Benton, Jason Toney, J Brotherlove, N’Gai Croal, Kathryn Finney and a lot of other wonderful people were there. I didn’t get a chance to hear the “Africa 2.0: Affecting Change Using Technology” session, but I sooo plan to catch up with the panelists in the weeks ahead.

“Have you noticed the guy from Mashable looks a lot like Justin Timberlake?” Mashable brings you “the latest news on social networking and social software.” Really?!?! :) No, seriously, very few of my non-techgeeks knew what Mashable was. So when I saw Pete, I instantly thought: man, you’re ignoring your greatest asset. If you’ve got a cute face, use it. Stick that shit on your site. It’s marketing, baby! Listen to Julia Allison. ;) Seriously, do a flickr search of Pete Cashmore. Nice, huh? And he’s a Brit with a sexy accent?!?! Yum.

“If you’re gonna have sex in Austin …” What conference doesn’t have hookup stories?!?! I didn’t get laid, but I did get “engaged” to a sweet-faced, bearded guy named Mackenzie Cowell. Long story. Anyway. I know plenty of people got action, but I’m not gonna name names. Instead, I’ll give you links to all the sessions (including mine) about sex. Watch out, Austin! The sex-talkers are taking over your city: “Adult Conversations: Sex, Intimacy & Online Relationships”; “Breakups 2.0″; “Pink Ghetto Blasters: Destigmatizing Sex via Online Community Building”; “Sexual Ethics, Interactivity and Virtual Worlds”; “When Your Partner is Your Partner”; “The Porn Police: Know the Rules”; and “Sexual Privacy Online” with Violet Blue (pictured).

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Psssst! By the way, I love love LOVE the FBC readers — especially Ms. Rasco and Gerry T — who walked up to me and said hi. Great meeting you, and thanks for reading my blog!!! :)

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