Friday January 27th 2012
ABOUT: Hi, I'm Twanna. I'm a writer and sexual and reproductive health advocate. FUNKY BROWN CHICK® chronicles my life, and it's your regular dose of my up-close-and-personal perspective on sex and relationships. Views expressed herein do not reflect those of my family, ex-boyfriends, employers or others. Adults only. More»

How To Improve Your Sex Life

Good Sex Is Still Just Sex

It’s been months since I’ve had contact with or enjoyed the New York dude’s penis. I miss it very [Read More]

How to Give Yourself an Orgasm

“Unlike sex, when it comes to credit cards, I don’t remember my first.” That’s the opener to [Read More]

How To Make Homemade Sex Toys For Men

Food first. Then, men. Stacie, Desiree, Rachel and I are getting together for “Girls’ Night In” [Read More]

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  • Jamie Fortuna: Major thankies for the blog post.Really looking forward to read more. Keep writing.
  • datinghotlove.com: Nice & very lovely.
  • Datinggeek: I agree to all that is in the blog. This one is really informative and true. Thanks for taking time to...
  • Billyap: Heather C – Another example of a sick, self-hating AF.
  • Dating Blog: For me, online dating has always been a complete waste of time. It’s a lot easier to actually get...

News and Politics

Sex and the Classroom

By now, you’ve probably heard that NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg issued a mandate requiring New York City’s public schools to teach age-appropriate sex education. [Read More]

Love Letters To You

Ejaculation: From My Inbox to Your Eyeballs

Netflix. Ford Motor Company. PR Newswire. GQ. Several companies offer to partner or share [Read More]

Not To Go All Stalkery On Your Ass, But …

As I mentioned on my Facebook, yesterday at different events, I met two FUNKY BROWN [Read More]

I Need a Favor (From All of You Who Love Stories)

First, for the free giveaway, I asked you: “Tell me how you found my site and what, [Read More]

Culture

In Pictures: NYC Exhibition of Nude Photography

MAYA let me be your mirror A SOLO PHOTO EXHIBIT BY YUNICE KANG 9/8/11 – 9/14/11 OPENING RECEPTION 9/8/11 7-10PM FRONTRUNNER GALLERY 59 Franklin Street (between Broadway [Read More]

New York Stories

Wishing You a Sexy NYE 2012!

I live in New York. During my first years in the city, I spent portions of New [Read More]

Life in New York on 9/11

“Be safe.” Lately, it’s the email and telephone sign off of choice for [Read More]

Rock You Like A Hurricane?

Mayor Bloomberg shut off our subway system, the MTA, from noon on Saturday. There’s [Read More]

Voyeurism: A Peek Inside The Life of a Writer

Write Drunk, Edit Sober

Write Drunk, Edit Sober

New York induces poverty while, at the same time, affording the luxury of amazing creative friends and writers. If wealth is abundance, even though I am without significant financial means, this city’s comedians, burlesque dancers, visual artists and others keep me richly entertained, turned on and engaged. Outdated: Why Dating Is Ruining Your Love Life. [Read More]

In Pictures: MEDIA SEX NIGHT

In Pictures: MEDIA SEX NIGHT

This summer, I read at MEDIA SEX NIGHT at In The Flesh Erotic Reading Series. Victoria from EdenFantasys recently tagged [Read More]

What Is A Sex Blog?

What Is A Sex Blog?

If a blog is a website with regular commentary or graphics maintained by an individual or group of individuals, a sex blog [Read More]

A Year Ago on FUNKY BROWN CHICK®

A Year Ago on FUNKY BROWN CHICK®

Highlighting things you may have missed (whether or not you’re new to getting down with the Funky Brown), here are [Read More]

The reality check I give new writers is this scenario: Walk into your local bookstore (if it hasn't already gone out of business). For fun, look around and start counting the number of titles you see. You probably won’t finish, but it’ll give you a bit of perspective. Few authors become famous. Or, how about this: What’s your favorite magazine? Okay, now, give me the first and last name of ten staff writers, editors or freelancers who regularly write articles for it. Want my honest advice? Get some tangible skills and life experience under your belt because, if you want to be a writer, it’s probably smart to start with a very clear understanding that you probably aren’t going to be rich and it's highly unlikely millions will read your work. Only write because you fucking LOVE doing it; Count successes as unexpected blessings. That’s totally what I do.

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