about
Hi, I’m Twanna. I’m a sex, dating and relationships writer in New York, and FUNKYBROWNCHICK™ chronicles my life. I started the site in spring 2005 — shortly after I ditched a safe, stable, adult life in the bosom of Illinois’ cornfields to leap into the big unknown called NYC. I took a risk. I jumped. And, I landed right on my ass. In the beginning, nothing worked out. Mice in my apartment. Dates with a guy who “showed” me he doesn’t wear underwear. A rendezvous with a man who told me he wanted to piss in my mouth. A job lost. Somehow, I survived it all. For better or worse, I’m sticking around. If you like what you see here, check out my online writing portfolio at www.twannahines.com to read other things I’ve written. I post on Funky Brown Chick (almost) daily, Monday through Friday. Needless to say, this is my personal creative site; views expressed herein do not necessarily reflect those of my family, ex-boyfriends, employers or others. So, thanks for reading! If you ever need to contact me, feel free to email or call me. Here are my contact details. Heads up; I might use your question or comment in a future Funky Brown Chick post. Okay. Now sit back, relax, and get down with the funky brown.
